Cletus, Bubba and Earl

"Lets git them thar robots!"

"But Cletus!" said Earl, "I'm hungry."

"I heard em Flood er full-a-protine!" announced Bubba.

"Oh, boy, there goes one of em right now!"

"I'm hungry"

"Shutup Earl you'll scare it away!" said Cletus.

"C'mere lil floody-floody"

"Shoot im!"

"Look, em robots fried da Flood like mamas chicken!" Cletus screamed happily.

"I love mamas chicken." Earl said as he drooled all over the floor.

"Earl, yur gittin tha slobber on da light bulb!"

"Yeah, so?"

"You'll ruin it Earl. Ya won't be able ta sell it if ya keep slobbrin on it."

"Cletus! A Floooood is behand you!"

"Where?"

"Made ya look!" "YEE-HAR!

"Whats cookin?"

"Cletus I'm cookin that Flood dat wus bahand ya."

"Well cook faster cus I'm HUNGRY!"

"Cook yur own damn food then."

"Well maybe I will."

"Wow, Bubba, that smells just like mamas chicken."

"Wut you thank she used for her chicken? Chicken? She used dem thar Flooood."

Earl could keep it in no longer. "YUM!"

Earl then began to drool unceasingly.


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