this is a funnyish chapter teehee, please read and don't flame but i LOVE comments! chapter 5 will be up soon

disclaimer: Douglas Adams characters are his mine are mine! I LOVE HAVING AN IMAGINATION!

Zaxjo of Bibeobrighog was the leader of the Biberian Galaxy. He was fit and had only one head. His brown choppy hair seemed as unusual as his thoughts. In the publics eye he was a great leader, yet a very obsessive one. But the people of the Biberian Galaxy didn't care.

Zaxjo was also Zaphod's roommate in collage. The truth is Zaxjo hated Zaphod. Zaxjo hated Zaphod a lot. You may even think that Zaxjo hated Zaphod so much he was willing to do damn well anything to kill him.

It all started during their sophomore year in collage. Zaphod got drunk one day and burned the dorm down while Ford 'talked' to Zaxjo's girlfriend about Zaxjo's obsession. .

You see Zaxjo was and still a genius. You may even say any evil genius. But not back then. Since the age of four he wondered, pondered what the meaning of life was. In his dorm laid his eighteen years of dedicated work, for it now laid as a pile of ashes. Zaxjo didn't find out anything until the next day. It turned out he was with Ford's girlfriend that night. But when he found out he became hell-bent on killing Zaphod. And it would be the day at Anips that he would execute his plan.

Three months before the day of the execution of his plan

Three months ago Zaxjo was bored. He took Zaphod's inaugural picture and threw darts at his heads. It was going to be twenty years to the day in three months when Zaphod ruined his life. He also knew that Zaphod had the answer to life in his heads so his plan was to cut them off and examine his brains. Just how? He called his wingman Demly.

Demly Jones was more of a plan checker. He is a reasonably a bit younger then Zaxjo and sports a small goatee. And while not hanging around Zaxjo he's quite the lady's man, sweet, delightful, and rather fetching. He was always by Zaxjo's side and helped with his numerous plots. They way Demly helped was because he was physic. From day one he predicted if Zaxjo's plans wouldn't work and he was always about 75 right. The other 25 of the time he just got sick of answering and said, "I don't give a zarking deal about it." But this day was different

"Demly?" Zaxjo sipped at his Janx Spirit. "Ya know why I called you here?"

Demly sighed then his powers told him something. He nodded a yes.

"Will my new plan work?" Zaxjo just crossed his legs (he had only two) and eyed his young friend

Demly stared at him.

"SO?" Zaxjo hated emphasis and dramatic pauses.

"Yes."

Demly stood there casually and stared at him. Just kept staring. This was a first time for a 'yes' and damn well time. Zaxjo just stood up and gasped for air.

"How did you...?" Zaxjo paused.

"I wonder?" He sighed sarcastically. "I just know it is right. Just wait three months then I will fill in the question of where." Demly left and grabbed his personal phone.

"Hey babe, I feel like celebrating." Demly's voice trailed on.

Zaxjo still stood there in front of his desk collecting his thoughts, mostly devilish/harmful ones. Of course they didn't know I was going to be with Zaphod.

I wonder what will happen next! keep being hoopy!-sakada