Hokay, so. Here we are again. I'm sorry to say that this entry will be a little short… only because Jabu Jabu isn't given, well, a personality at all. But I'm doing my best here. Enjoy anyway!

Character- Jabu Jabu

Setting- Well… seeing as though he can't move or doesn't exist in the seven year future, I guess there's only one place he can be. This is just before Ruto turns up.
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Stroke of Luck

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Oh…

That accursed fool, Ganondorf.

I know that he seeks the Spiritual stones.

But does he really think that I will let him do it so easily?

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But then again…

How can I possibly help?

The Guardian of the Stone is King Zora.

I will have no say in the matter.

But…

The King is weak.

He will not be able to hold off the strong magic that Ganondorf possesses.

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The only chance I shall have to get the Stone is if someone is stupid enough to come right next to me with it in their hands!

Honestly…

What fantasies to I think now?

There is no hope for this Stone.

I will just have to…

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Oh Goddesses!

HA!

What a strikingly odd coincidence!

Ha ha!

Here comes the young Ruto now…

With the Stone!

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Usually I would scold her stupidity and foolishness…

But this…

This is the most amazing bit of luck!

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She walks right up next to my mouth.

She dangles a fish in front of it.

"Hello, Jaby Waby my friend, I have a treatsy for you!" She giggles.

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But my heart is not set on her fish today…

But on the Stone in her other hand.

I open my mouth and inhale.

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I manage to concentrate the blast in the direction of the stone.

It dashes out of her hand.

I guide it deep into my stomach.

I will keep it hidden there.

It shall be protected by my maze of organs and many forgotten parasites.

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"NO! You stupid God! How dare you!" Squeals the Princess.

One day she might understand that I've done the right thing…

"That was my MOTHER'S. SPIT IT OUT!!!"

But I do not think that today is that day.

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I refuse, of course.

Not only that… but she did not even say please.

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But something I did not intend happens.

Before I have the chance to close my mouth,

The Princess jumps in after her stone.

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Oh dear. I fear she might get lost…

Or hurt.

She will not find the Stone though.

I have to keep it safe.

She'll get out eventually.

Although… she won't be very happy.

But…

If keeping the Stone safe means facing her wrath…

I think I shall handle that just fine.

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Yeah… that was really short. But all I wanted to get out was why he swallowed the stone and why his stomach was so hostile. I think I got it down. I was going to do up until Link comes along and gets inside… but I didn't. I don't think that it would be exciting enough. "Oh… and here comes a boy with a fish. I'll just let this little boy in to help the Princess." We all know that part already. I and can't really think of a creative way of writing it properly. Oh well.

Epona's coming up next. I have no idea how I'm going to do this one yet. I'll just wing it. Until next time guys! Bye for now.

OH NO!! School tomorrow! That means my already slow updates shall become slower. But the good news is I have already begun to write the final entries. (because I'm weird and I don't like the whole 'order' thing. Lol.) So… I'm kinda almost on top of things. Meh. More later. R and R!