Ok no more McFly and Busted! This is about Tyson and its Avril Lavigne's Complicated! Most of the chorus was taken from Weird Al's version but the rest is my own.
Pizza, I love it so
Sunday I spent alone
Eating extra larges
What a shame
I'm now in pain
I ate nearly twenty two
Now I'm desperate for the loo
No sense in eating every
Single slice
It's not wise
Spending Sunday
Eating all day
Pizza round the clock
Gets you all blocked
I really don't care
Just please help me
Tell me
Why'd I have to go and make myself so constipated?
Right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no
What do you think? Please review and if there's any song or character you'd like to see appear in this musical then just tell me and I'll see what I can do! Thanks xx