Chapter 2 – Old habits die hard.

"I think I'll like Kagome's time." Miroku thought to himself as he stood there. He really had no idea where to go or what to do, so he explored the shrine he was at until he came across an old monk, before Miroku could speak the monk happily embraced him.

"I was expecting you." The monk yelled happily Miroku managed to get the monk off of him and looked at him questioningly. The monk again beat Miroku to speaking. "Your father like entrusted me to take care of you and help you find your way home, like his father before him."

"So my father was here" Miroku stated finally having proof of his fathers appearance here. "

"Yes of course where do you think he went?" Miroku couldn't reply to that because he was never really sure where everything devoured by his wind tunnel went.

"What do you do with everything we send here…?" Miroku asked questioningly remembering that he has sent thousands upon thousands of demons, rocks, sand etc.

"You are obviously confused concerning your tunnel, come, I will explain everything over lunch." The monk led Miroku to a small room. "Wait here." Miroku sat there wondering what was going on; as far as he knew the only way to get home was through Kagome. The monk returned shortly with ramen, which Miroku accepted happily. The monk watched Miroku with a baffled look on his face. Miroku quickly stopped eating and an embarrassed look crossed his face.

"What...?" Miroku asked

"Have you…seen that before?"

"The ramen…yes" Miroku stated feeling slightly uncomfortable around the monk.

"How is it that you live so long ago and have seen this?"

"Kagome brought some."

"Kagome?" The monk asked

"Yes, she lives here in this time anyway…" The monk sat there quietly for a moment, before finally speaking.

"Perhaps you should take a look around, and get used to this time, it may be some time before we can get you back home." Miroku stood up and nodded, he grabbed his staff and walked out, making sure to keep track of where the shrine was. One of the first things he noticed was a large picture (poster) in a clear square shaped thing (glass in a window) with a woman only wearing a black bar that read "censored". Grinning widely he went to check it out, he stood in front of the shop but just before he was able to enter he heard a loud scream. He sighed and figured he would come to check it out later. He ran towards the scream to find the girls again, but this time there were 5 of them all standing in front of the shrine. They were talking about something, but he wasn't close enough to hear…he looked down at his hand, his tunnel was gone, nothing but a scar remained but still…old habits die hard. He approached the one in red (Ray or "Sailor Mars") and grabbed her hand. She looked at him like he was crazy and all the others looked at him questioningly.

"Excuse me miss…but would you consider bearing my children?"

(A/N: Going to stop it here, I'd have made it longer but…I don't see the point. Oh and how the hell do I have 40 hits on the first chapter and 7 reviews? Don't make me have to take my belt off.)