Goku was walking down
the street when suddenly Naruto comes flying out of the
bushes.
"Owww!" Naruto screamed rubbing his head.
Then
out of the bushes came Kagome. "Try peakin' in the bathroom
keyhole again and I'll kill you! Or at least get InuYasha to!"
And with that Kagome walked off.
"Hey Naruto," said Goku
smiling.
"It's Naruto you idiot! Naruto! Naruto! Naruto!
You have called me
everything from Nerdy to Norwegian to New York!
Get it through you gum ball
it's Naruto!" Naruto
screamed as he jumped up and down.
"Okay, okay. Maybe I
should be going now." Goku ran off fearing that this young,
yellow haired ninja with a fox demon in him might go berserk.
So
Goku ran off the street towards the ocean. His feet when into the
sand and got in his toes. He spotted Piccolo kicking Trunks' butt
over by the shore.
"Hey guys!" Goku yelled as he waved
to them running at a great speed.
Piccolo and Trunks sopped
fighting. "Oh, boy here comes Goku. Quick let's get out of here.
I hate his guts. He to happy all the time," announced Piccolo.
So Trunks and him rode off on their huverboards.
"I wonder
why they left?" said Goku out loud making him looking insane
talking to him. "They must be going to eat. And if there's food
I'm so there!" Goku scratched his head. "Wait a minute
what was I just saying?" Then he remembers the food. "Oh,
yeah, food! NIMBUSSSSSSS!" he yelled.
The yellow cloud came
zipping downward towards him and he hopped on and flew off after
Piccolo and Trunks.
"Your Dad is an idiot!" said
Kuwabara hiding behind a bush with Goten so they wouldn't have to
talk to Goku.
"I know." Goten replied. "Let's get
out of here."
Meanwhile Frieza was plotting a plan to kick
Goku's Saiyan hiney.
"You fools I ordered you to help me plan
a plan to kick Goku's Saiyan hiney!" roared Frieza from his
pink, H3llo Kitty throne.
"Actually sire you told us to shut
our pie holes," mumbled Kenshin.
"Well then shut it you
insolent, inferior, stupid, red-headed samurai!" Frieza
stood up and turned the Teletubbies on. "Gosh, dangit! I can't
get any great warriors around here." Frieza looked back to
Kenshin as soon as a comercial came on. "So dang it are you
gunna help me or what?"
"Ohh, yes sire," Kenshin
stumbled as he ran over to the computer next to Hero. "Hero
access the Saiyan Hiney Butt Kickin' Planning Plans Programming
System at once."
Hero did as Commander Kenshin commanded.
"Look, a new plan has been added by a member of the message
board named TalyHawk. It's called Alpha Plan
6423986573.224567489324193637 The Unfaultable Addition. Read here,"
Hero said pointing to the screen.
Alpha Plan 6423986573.224567489324193637 The Unfaultable Addition is an unfaultable plan to kick Saiyan Hiney. This is available for all members, but if you're a subscriber to my Super Saiyan Hiney Butt Kickin' Version Club you'll receive the super Saiyan butt kickin' version and the super Saiyan 2 butt kickin' version.