Me: Ok, I'm really pissed.
Kagome: Why?
Me: Because I'm really hungry.
Sango: Tch, then why don't you get something to eat?
Me: Because my momma is cooking Stir Fry and she said: If you don't eat what I cook then you don't eat at all.
Yusuke: You dumbass, why don't you just eat the Stir Fry?
Me: Because...
Goku: Because?...
Me: Because... STIR FRY DON'T FILL YOU UP!
Kagome: (Raises hand) Um, when are we gonna get on with the story?
Sango: Yea when?
Me: Now.
Goku: Can't we eat first?
Sango: Shove it monkey.
Goku: Shut up hag!
Sango: What?
Disclaimer: Why? (Cries) Why Do You Just Rub It In My Face?
Healing 5: Vacation-We Can Always Have Fun
It was normal day with the gang, a wonderful day, Everything was good. Goku yelled," you ugly old hag." Sango retorted," stupid chimp." Yusuke sighed in annoyance, he thought," great I have to listen to them bicker about nothing, and carry sleeping beauty here?" Yusuke snapped at them," WILL YOU 2 SHUT THE HELL UP?" (Yep, all was good...) After a few bonks on the head and insults the group settled down. Yusuke asked," how long is Kagome gonna sleep? She's been out since yesterday?" Kagome opened her eyes and said in a sleepy tone," huh? Did someone just call me?"
She got off Yusuke's back then stretched and yawned. Sango asked," did you have a nice nap?" She nodded then asked," can we stop at the next village?" Yusuke asked," why are you still tired?" She shook her head," no, but I think you 3 need a little vacation. You've fought alot already and I think you guys need some time to relax." Sango nodded," good idea, we'll just 2 days off our journey." Yusuke said," good cause here's a town here." They looked at the town blankly before Kagome said," it's more like a city." They entered the town and walked until they were at the town square.
Sango said," okay Yusuke and I will go look for an inn to stay at so Goku, you and Kagome stay here until we come back." Kagome asked innocently," why do you always take Yusuke-san with you when we split into pairs?" Sango blushed and said," b-because... um... we've been best friends since we were 3." Sango quickly grabbed Yusuke hand and ran away. Kagome and Goku blinked a couple of times before looking at each other. Goku asked," what's with her?" Kagome shrugged and there was a long silence. Kagome asked," lunch?" Goku answered," you bet."
With Sango and Yusuke
After 5 mintues of walking in silence Yusuke said," Sango you can let go of my hand any time soon." Sango said," huh?" Then she noticed she was still holding his hand and she blushed. Yusuke chuckled before asking," what's with you lately? Ever since we've started this journey you've been acting weird when we touch." Sango blushed," because we've grown up Yusuke. You're a man and I'm a woman, we're not kids anymore." Yusuke snorted and said," Sango are you p-m-s-ing or something?" Sango slapped him and yelled," NO, YOU, YOU, YOU..." Yusuke rubbed his cheek and asked," what?"
Sango huffed then turned and said," lets find that inn." Yusuke said," first we need to get you more clothes Sango." This spiked her interest, she asked," but what's wrong with the clothes I'm wearing now?" Yusuke put on a wide grin and said," well it's torn and dyed with blood. And... I like it when you're wearing short skirts and..." Sango hit him and said," nevermind. Shopping is after we have a place to stay at..." She trailed off as she looked it at something. Yusuke also looked up and yelled pointing at a huge building," DAMN, THAT'S A HUGE INN. LETS STAY THERE!"
Sango giggled and asked," do you think we can even afford to stay here?" Yusuke said," don't worry I have a way we can get in for free." She raised an eye brow," how?" He cracked his knuckles," the good old fashion way." Sango sighed and followed him into the palace-like inn.
With Kagome and Goku
Goku said as the two walked out a restuarant," man I'm full." Kagome giggled and said," that's 3 words I never thought I'd hear from you Gou-chan." Goku asked," what now?" Kagome pointed to a jungle-like area and said," see that place? It's not too far away. Lets play over there." Goku smirked playfully and said before running," last one there is a rotten egg." Kagome yelled," hey no fair." Then she took off after her 'play mate'. After 13 minutes they were at the 'perfect play area'.
It looked like a miniature jungle. There were lots of different types of exotic looking plants. Different creatures roamed the area. There were really tall trees and and vines. And a deep yet skinny river. It was perfect for playing. (I have a place like that near my house, me, my brother, and cousins play there alot.) Kagome said," lets play 'The Wonderful Adventures of Goku and Kagome the Lost Sailors'!" Goku agreed enthusiacticly," ok."
With Sango and Yusuke
After Yusuke 'negotiated' with the staff at the inn Sango and Yusuke went to back to the town square. Sango growled then asked," where the hell did they go? That dumb ass monkey ran off with Kagome AGAIN." Yusuke said," Sango chill. Goku will take care of her. The worst thing he'll do is play with her until she passes out. Besides they're probably eatting somewhere." Sango said," you're right." Yusuke added," besides now we get some alone time." He grinned pervertedly and put his arm around her shoulder. Sango punched in the face screaming," WILL YOU GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER?"
Yusuke said," Sango. I was talking about now we can hang out like friends instead of traveling companions. What were you thinking about?" Sango blushed then said," oh no. You're not turning the table around on me." Yusuke said," besides if you really wanted to then all you have to do is say..." Sango cut in," SO YOU DO HAVE YOUR MIND IN THE TRASH!" Yusuke snickered then changed the subject," anyway. Wanna look for Chimpy and Kitty or go check out that amusement park over there?" (Eh, I don't know how a town is THAT big. But hey, it's my fanfic.)
Sango said," the amusement park of course." Then the 2 'friends' walked arm in arm to the amusement.
With Kagome and Goku
Goku wiped sweat off his eyebrow as said," well the raft is up and ready." Kagome looked at the raft they made out of logs and vine and smiled and said," alright now lets ride this river and see where it goes." They pushed the raft to the edge of the land where it first meets the river and climbed on. (Yeah, it's easy to make a raft.) Kagome took her staff and pushed them off, into the water. Goku said," and we're off." After a while of pretending Kagome said," we should go and find Yusuke-san and Lady Elemental."
Goku said," aw we didn't even get to the good part yet." Kagome said," hey Goku-chan. I said we should find them." Then she winked and out her hand into the water. He nodded and grinned mischievously, she asked," what?" He said," not too close. A shark might get ya." Kagome's eyes widened and she looked into the water and asked," sharks live in here?" When she turned around and looked at him suddenly he had a scary look on his face and he yelled," BOO!" She screamed in surprise," ahh its the shark." (Silly. Aren't they?) Then she pushd him... REALLY hard. He lost balance and fell into the river.
Kagome gasped and and...
With Sango and Yusuke
Sango and Yusuke were in line for a roller coaster called 'The Doom Monster'. (Weird name huh?) Sango stomped her foot and said," this line is so lllooooonnggg." Yusuke asked," what did you expect?" She poked out her lips and crossed her arms. Yusuke said," Sango, it's alittle too late for pouting because, it's our turn." The 2 climbed into a seat in the long roller coaster cart. After 1 minute the ride began to move slowly forward then it slowed down as it went upward. After a 1 minute or so the ride came to a stop. (You guys should know what's gonna happen)
Then it in swift movement in went downward. It went up, down, side to side, up, down, side to side, loop, up, down. Then the ride was over. Yusuke laughed as Sango tried to fix her messed up hair. She punched him playfully in the arm then said," hey lets go on that river ride." He asked," you mean the one where you ride an authentic river in an air raft?" She nodded and he shrugged and said," well then lets go." (Ok, lets skip o on the ride) Sango reada sign as they rode silently down the river," caution REAL giant fish." Yusuke said," that would make Goku's day."
Sango laughed until she saw a fork in the river. There was a sigh that said: Turn Left to Leave Ride and End Up In REAL River, Turn Right to Finished Ride. Then suddenly they heard a splash coming from the left. Sango said," Yusuke lets go left someone might of fallen in." Yusuke nodded and used the paddle and turned the raft left.
With Kagome and Goku
Kagome pulled Goku out of the water and onto the raft. He was unconscious so she layed him on his back. She called his name and shook him a few times. Kagome said," maybe he needs atherridd reesss... uh... mouth to mouth." She blushed at the thought but shook it off. She thought," it's for good reasons." Then she reluctantly got on top of him and... (Well you know.-Blush- Do I have to go into detail? Lets skip until it's done) She blushed and quickly scrambed off him as he coughed up water and opened his eyes.
He sat up and asked," damn... what the hell happened Kagome?" Then suddenly they heard a familiar voice yell," WHAT THE HELL?" Kagome and Goku turned around to see an amused Yusuke and pissed Sango in an air raft. Sango fumed," Monkey... WHY THE HELL WAS KAGOME LYING ON TOP OF YOU KISSING YOU?" Goku looked confused as he blushed slightly and turned to Kagome for an explaination. Kagome blushed and said," I can explain...uh...where should I start?"
Sango suggested angrily," maybe you should start with who idea it was to just starting making out on a raft?" Kagome said," ok, ok. Let me explain to whole story. After we get back to shore." They nodded, then a giant tuna jumped from under the water with its mouth open wide. With his trusty saff in hand Goku said," already I finally get a fight and dinner." Then to his dismay, Sango fried it and it fell back into the river... dead. They went back to where Kagome and Goku started and all sat down in the grass, near the shore.
Kagome explained," you see. When you guys left us at the town square. Goku and I decided to get some lunch, and afterwards. We decided to play in this small jungle like place. And we made a raft and went down this river here. Then we pretended like we were sailors, lost on an island. But then Goku said there were sharks in the river so I looked into the water looking for a shark and then he scared me so I pushed him into the river. And... um... he was down there for a while so I jumped in and pull him out. I tried to wake him up because he was unconscious. But he wouldn't wake up so I decided to give him atthhherriddd reeess... uh... mouth to mouth."
Sango finished," and that's where we came in." Kagome nodded and said," well, I heard there's gonna be fire works tonight and the sun is beginning to go down." Sango smiled and grabbed Kagome's hand and dragged her to a clothing store. She said," lets buy us some new clothes, I'm sure the boys will just go back to the inn. After all we'll need something to wear tonight." Kagome nodded as she began to look around. After 3 hours of looking, they were finished.
At the Inn
Yusuke was bore so he asked Goku who was falling asleep from boredom," sooooooooooooo Goku? What really happened between you and Kagome?" Goku asked suspiciously," what are you talking about?" Yusuke said," don't play innocent with me. Why was she kissing you really?" Goku hit him on the head and sad," you pervert. Why else would she... It wasn't even a REAL kiss. It was assddeerriitth ressss-... uh... mouth to mouth." Yusuke smirked then there was a konkc at the door.
He opened it and his nose almost bleed. Kagome and Sango were standing there wearing really tight, kimonos. Sango's was lavendar with whitish red sakura blossoms on it and a silver and gold obi. Kagome's was cerculean with whitish blue cherry blossoms on it and a silver and gold obi too. Sango's hair was no longer ina pony tail, it was straighten down going to her waist. Kagome's hair was just like Sango's except wavier. Sango snorted and asked," are you gonna call Goku so we can leave to see the fireworks or are you just gonna stare?" Yusuke called," hey Goku, lets go."
Then after Goku came then they left. Kagome asked on the way," um... what are fire works?" They anime fell then laughed. Kagome said," no really. I would like to know. I hear they were like glowing flowers... but... I don't reallyknow whatflowers are either." Yusuke asked," how can you not know what fire works and flowers are?" Kagome said sadly," at my village. All my life I've been kept in a room with nothing but walls and floor. No windows or anything. I don't know anything except general things like boats, rafts, jungles, deserts. etc. This is all a new experience for me. They kept me in that one room because they said I needed protection."
Sango said," well flowers are plants... really pretty pants... Like those designs on your kimono." Kagome sighed and said," never mind, it's not important." Sango changed the subject," hey the fire mroks are starting. I think we'll get a better view over there. Lets go." Goku protested," why? There's nothing wrong with this spot?" Sango waved him off," forget it. Lets go Yusuke. Goku has no scense of direction." Sango dragged Yusuke away and left the 2 'kids' alone.
With Sango and Yusuke
Sango sat down at the spot she picked. Yusuke sat next to her rather closely. She blushed slightly as he didn't even seem to notice. She stared at him for a while, lost in a trance. Yusuke who was still looking up at the fireworks said," Sango aren't we here to look at the fireworks?" She looked at the fireworks this time. They boomed andsparkled brilliantly. Despite the fact that he asked Sango about her staring, he was wtchingher from the corner of his eye thinking," what can I say to her? I mean we've been friends forever. And just now, I've been feeling strange when I'm around her." A chilly breeze causing her to shiver a little.
Yusuke put his jacket around her shoulders and said," it's... um.. cold... so you use it..." (He's not very romantic is he?) Sango looked down and blushed. She nodded as she layed her head on his shoulder.
With Kagome and Goku
Kagome looked at the fireworks in awe," so this is fireworks?" Goku said," yeah, they're really bright." Kagome said," I'll call then flower stars." (That's what I call fire works) Goku watched as Kagome looked down in sadness. He decided to cheer her up," don't worry, Kag-chan. I'll take you to see a flower garden one day." Kagome brightened up," really?" He said," yeah." (He's not really romantic either is he?) Kagome said," arigato." She hugged him and instictively he hugged back. After a moment they noticed what they were doing.
They both pull away blushing muttering," gomen."
Well that's the end of this chapter. know this one sucked but I needed to post something. The next chapter will be better and not so... mushy. Hope you liked the fluff. Anyway please excuse spelling and grammar mistakes. Please review and vote for pairings. Because if you don't vote then I'll decide pairings myself. As you can see I already have an idea of what they will be.
Japanese Glossary
arigato- thank you
gomen- sorry
Next Time
Sango: Hey, Sango here. In the next chapter of Hearts and Souls we come to mansion that is said to be run down with Sin. So since Kagome is the pure one it is her duty to send them to judgement. We enter the mansion in search of the Sin, but instead we find a little fox, a cat, and a little girl. But they have a deadly secret. What is it? Find out next time.