A/N: Emily: Woot! My genius best mate got a car, we are now unstoppable! World Domination will be ours!

George: Starting by randomly turning up at my house and drinking me out of house and home!

Emily: You exaggerate! Anyhow it is time to decide what to do with Kai. Hmmm…well this week has been verging on depressing…but then the car is immense…hmmm…

Disclaimer: We own Kai which means we can do whatever we want with him!

Chapter Sixteen – George meet, George.

"Kai?" Legolas knelt down beside the elf and pulled him into his lap. Legolas lent down to listen for breathing and was greeted by a loud:

"BURP!"

"Urgh Kai!" Legolas got up and stepped back.

"Whoa dude that was some trip." Slurred Kai.

"You're drunk!"

"I should bloody hope so…the amount I drank."

"We thought you were dead!"

"So did I… hence why I thought I might as well die happy." Kai pulled himself up and picked up another bottle. "Cheers!" He took a large gulp and promptly fell back down.

"This is just perfect." Sighed Legolas.

George bounded into the kitchens. "Hey! Cool you found Kai…and he is fantastically drunk! Wicked!"

"Well I am glad someone finds it funny! Well help me get him up then!"

George begrudgingly agreed and helped Legolas pull Kai to his rather unsteady feet.

"Are we hiccup going somewhere!" Asked Kai.

"We are going to Lorien Kai." Informed George.

"We are?" Legolas asked.

"Indeed we are, that's where everyone has gone, seeing as this place is…well…toast…hmmm toast…I'm hungry now. Magic bag I would like some toast." As soon as George has uttered those words warm buttery toast was provided. "Awesome!"

"Where on Arda did you find that!" Gasped Legolas. "I have searched all over for that!"

"Well you obviously are losing your elf senses old man." Said George slightly muffled by the chunk of toast in his mouth.

"I think you should give it to me."

"Huh? Why would I do a thing like that?"

"Because you holding that bag is like handing over the ring of power to Sauron!"

"Sauron!" Shrieked Kai. "I thought he was dead." Kai promptly ran around in circles yelling something unfathomable and eventually collided with a tree knocking himself out.

"Great, now we have to carry him." Sighed Legolas.

"I could always conjure us up a couple of Quad bikes." Suggested George.

"Um…no…I don't…think that will…be necessary." Babbled Legolas turning a cute shade of pink.

"If you say so. To Lorien!"

Two hours later…

"Wow I'm tired!" Yawned George.

"We've only just made it out of the forest!" Yelled Legolas.

"And whose fault is that?" George sent a dirty look at Kai who was currently holding a rather animated conversation with a lizard.

……

"Glorfindel! Kalin! Where is…" The triplets trailed off as they saw the defeated looks on the Balrog slayer and Kai's younger brother's faces. "No!"

"I'm sorry there is nothing we can do but wait." Sighed Glorfindel.

"But…but…there must be something we can…" Began a sobbing Ellette.

"Um…where's Uncle George?" Asked Xavier.

"What do you mean where is George, George went with you…didn't he?" Pierre and Xavier shook their heads at Glorfindel's question. "Oh great! And to think my lord Elrond produced such an uncooperative nuisance!"

"We should go look for him; maybe he found Ada and Kai!" Pleaded Pierre.

"If he has found them then he will bring them here."

"What if he is lost, or doesn't know where to go!"

"I think for once we should trust in George's ability to act like an adult."

……

"Who wants to go on a trip!" Asked George.

Legolas looked ominously at him. "George, the sooner we get to Lorien the less danger you and Kai are in from being beheaded by a certain blonde elf!"

George looked around frantically, "Galadriel isn't here is she!"

"Valar help me!" Muttered Legolas.

"I shall hold a vote, who wants to go on a trip." George raised his hand and looked expectantly at Kai.

"Oooh human hand." Grinned Kai and raised his own.

"Looks like you are out voted Leggy." George whooped. "Right where shall we go!" George threw the Magic Bag to the ground and began to randomly jump over and around it mumbling something.

The landscape began to shift and change. "George what is going on!" Yelled Legolas.

"Trippy! Yeah Dude!" Shouted Kai.

"Just a few more seconds and…Whoa." George looked around, "Home."

"Not this place again." Groaned Legolas.

"This is familiar, like a monkey." Babbled Kai.

"Mummy!" Cried a little boy. " Mummy."

"Ah child!" Shrieked George. "Why is there a child in my house!"

"Mummy!"

Kai clamped his hand over the little boy's mouth. "Ssssssh my brain cannot compute squeaking."

"Maybe you got the wrong house?" Offered Legolas.

"No because this is my room, that is my carpet, there is my first teddy bear and oh holy mother of…" George gaped at the calendar.

"What?"

"Um…right house, wrong year. It's August 1990."

"Is that a bad thing?"

"Well it means I should be a two year old. I was a really cute toddler actually, about so high, light blonde hair and…" George and Legolas looked back at the little boy that was currently pulling Kai's hair after the elf had collapsed and began to drool in his sleep. "No fucking way!"

"Please do not tell me that is you?" The idea of two Georges was too much for Legolas.

"Um…hey little dude, your name wouldn't happen to be George would it?"

"Me George!" Gurgled mini George.

"Great." Murmured Legolas. "Kai, wake up we are leaving!"

"Whuh!" Yelled Kai waking up with a start.

"George, where did the bag go?"

"Um it's over…" George turned to where it was. "Wait I'm sure it was…" George turned back to mini George to find him gone too. "Damn it I thought you elves were supposed to be observant!"

"Hangover kicking in." Groaned Kai. "Gonna be sic…" Kai grabbed the nearest object that could contain his retching, that object just happened to be the Magic Bag.

"Kai! Give me that!" George grabbed the bag and nervously peered into it. "Its okay the Bag has probably sent your puke elsewhere.

……

Fiminur and his daughter looked out at to sea, a few more hours and they would be in Valinor. Unfortunately their tranquillity was destroyed by a sudden wave of what could only be described as sick.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Screamed Phian.

……

"George, I would really appreciate it if we could get to Lorien now!"

"Chill Leggy, you know you really aren't much fun anymore, perhaps you could do with a holiday, maybe by the sea."

"Believe me, the sea is definitely where I am heading." Sighed Legolas.

"Right, all aboard this is the one way trip to Lothlorien, please keep all appendages inside the vehicle at all times and yes Kai that means that as well!"

……

"Gwanur, we have spotted them at the boarders!" Called Rumil to Haldir.

"See I told you they would be fine." Boromir grinned as he watched the triplets jump up and sprint off.

"Ada!" Yelled the triplets as Legolas crashed into the clearing and was greeted by an armful of children.

"Ada, where's Kai?" Asked Ellette.

"Promise me I will never have to look for your drunken boyfriend ever again!"

Ellette's confusion was alleviated by a stumbling Kai falling over a rock and complaining that he should have pushed Legolas harder, "You were humming too loudly!"

"Kai! You stupid oaf!" Ellette jumped on the darkling elf.

"It's good to have you back George." Greeted Boromir.

"Indeed I often miss me too." George dumped the Magic Bag on the floor and watched it roll and begin to cry. "What the…" Haldir lent down and tipped it up.

"Oh my." Haldir picked up the small blonde toddler.

"How did he…!" Yelped George.

"Send it back!" Cried Legolas. "Middle Earth can't cope with two of you!"

"What's going on?" Asked Boromir.

"Well everyone, meet me mini me."

"Me George." Gurgled mini George.

……

A/N: Emily: Blame him, he is the only one with an ego large enough to demand two of him!

George: He he I rock!"

Emily: Well it is nearly the end now, I reckon two more chapters and the 'Related' stories and the 'Adventures' of Emily and George will me over! But for now here are the thank yous…

Princess Shadowcat - I have just finish all my exams and am feeling hyper! Hence why Kai still lives!

Poolbum – Would I dare kill Kai and risk getting lynchmobbed! Well actually maybe I would seeing as there is only two more chapters to go, who knows what crazy ending we will dream up. Ooooh baby name is perfect and shall be used, it begins with K!

Orli's-no.1-girl – He he I may just kill Kai to piss everyone off!

Sodascrunch – I do believe that your review is the oddest thing I have ever read in my life! You hate this fic and all the other ones but insist on reading it because others like it…hmmm….baaaaa like a sheep anyone!