A/N: Emily: Woot I saw Green Day again at the Milton Keynes National Bowl. Twas immense! Yay for Billie Joe Armstrong making sex noises on stage! Continues to mosh and swoon
George: Who else wants to stab her eyes out!
Emily: You're just jealous. On with business people, we've got loose ends to set up and an awesome ending to set up.
Disclaimer: We all know the drill by now, we are only borrowing them.
Chapter Seventeen – The Last Song.
"So what will you do now?" Asked Galadriel.
"I suppose it is time I answered the call of the sea." Sighed Legolas. "The elves of Mirkwood will sail to Valinor."
"They will be joined by the elves of the Lorien, it is also our time to leave these shores."
"Boats!" Screeched mini George.
"Why is he still here!" Yelled Legolas at George who was trying to keep up with his mini self.
"I can't just send him back on his own, what happens if he gets lost! And besides I like having him around." George pouted.
"You do not know the first thing about taking care of a small child!"
"Exactly."
"That's not an answer!"
"You didn't ask me a question." Replied George smugly.
"I am getting off Arda before I kill him." Snapped Legolas before storming off.
"He is really touchy these days."
"He'll find peace in Valinor."
"Not if I can help it." Grinned George picking up mini George and tucking him under his arm.
"You plan on taking the ships too!"
"Well I'm not going to stay here am I!"
"You are human, you cannot just turn up at Valinor and expect to be granted access."
"And Gimli is a dwarf and I don't expect he'll have much problem."
"Yes but…"
"No buts." Interrupted George. "I'll think you'll find I will be going to Valinor unless you want everyone to find out about your arms dealing on the side."
Galadriel huffed, "Fine! Yeesh this is the second time this story I've been blackmailed!"
"Well you will make these dirty little secrets yourself, especially the one about you and the shipwright in Dol Amroth!"
"What! How did…"
"See ya later Glady!"
……
"Three days!" Yelped Xavier and Pierre.
"Yes the boats shall be ready in three days, you will leave then." Explained Legolas.
"Hang on…you just said 'you' will leave then. Surely you are joining us." Pointed out Kai who took a break from staring dotingly at Ellette.
"I will follow on the last boat later; there is something I must do before I leave."
"Do you want company?" Asked Kai knowing full well what his lifelong friend needed to do.
"No, I'll be…"
"Wait…so does that mean only Kai will be supervising us on the boat then!" Interrupted Xavier hopefully already dreaming up visions of pirate grandeur.
"Boromir and Haldir will also be there so don't get any ideas! Promise me you will behave."
"Yes Ada."
"Good. Now the next time I will see you will be in Valinor, travel safely and try not to cause any trouble." Legolas mounted Arod. "That means you as well Kai." With this he left.
"Haldir and Boromir will never let us commandeer the ship and search for treasure." Pouted Pierre.
"Who said Haldir has to let us commandeer the ship, he'll be far to preoccupied with their new baby."
"And Boromir?"
"Don't you worry about Boromir, leave him to me." George stepped in.
……
Legolas took his time on the journey to Mirkwood, well the remains of Mirkwood anyway. He made his way through the debris and into the small clearing he knew so well.
Emily's gravestone was relatively undamaged by the fire, the only evidence of the blaze were the ashes of flowers laid there by Legolas everyday.
"I've come to say goodbye…I've finally decided to leave Middle Earth…It was you that kept me here, but now there is no where to be kept so I have to…leave…I hope the children will like it in Valinor…I hope that maybe I'll be able to…to find peace there…but I promise…I promise I will never forget you. We will see each other again one day…we have to."
……
"I really don't like boats." Grumbled George as he boarded the ship.
"Now Kai I am trusting you to sail the ship while Boromir and I get the little ones settled below deck." Said Haldir.
"Aye aye captain, I'll be a first class shipmate." Smirked Kai.
"Good, now if could just unattatch mini George from Boromir's leg we can be off."
"This is a moment guys." Commented George as he and the triplets joined Kai at the helm. "We should take a deep breath or something."
"We could salute it." Offered Pierre.
And so they did. Five silhouettes saluting the shrinking form of Middle Earth.
"This requires a song…" George took a deep breath. (To the turn of Aerosmith's 'Don't want to miss a thing.').
"The End is here, and we all are leaving,
And I get to thinking that we could be sinking,
We have spent our lives on this Middle Earth,
I remember all the good times and mirth,
Especially TNT really showed its worth.
I think I might close my eyes,
I think I might sob like a baby,
because I'll miss Middle Earth.
And even with the smelly Orcs
and Aragorn's boring talks
I'd still miss you Arda
Because I'll miss Middle Earth.
Back in the day, the Fellowship was forming,
Em and I thought of joining, while the dwarf and elf were arguing.
I've learnt new things like Agent Elrond's my dad.
And how to ride the quad bikes I had.
Even lembas bread really wasn't that bad.
I think I might close my eyes,
I think I might sob like a baby,
because I'll miss Middle Earth.
And even with the smelly Orcs
and Aragorn's boring talks
I'd still miss you Arda
Because I'll miss Middle Earth.
And I am gonna miss it all, all of Middle Earth's things,
when Hal and Boz first met and every one of Kai's flings.
Emily and Leggy getting married and the madness Yoshie brings,
But best of all the moments is when I became King…yeaaaaah!
I think I might close my eyes,
I think I might sob like a baby,
because I'll miss Middle Earth.
And even with the smelly Orcs
and Aragorn's boring talks
I'd still miss you Arda
Because I'll miss Middle Earth."
"That was beautiful man." Kai choked back a sob.
The five stared in silence.
"I think it's time we began our randy venture of merriment and misadventure which will lead us on a quest of gargantuan proportions!" Cheered George.
"Aye Avast!" Yelled the triplets.
……
A/N: George: One more chapter folks!
Emily: Here be thee thankies:
Michelle – We find our crazy ideas in a little box at the end of the rainbow. Although it could be the novocaine George smuggled into the country. Uber glad you love our stories, and don't worry too much about missing us, you haven't seen the last of us yet.
Poolbum – The two Georges will come into play later on in a small surprise we have coming up!
Billie Joe's Mistress – You missed half your classes! Whatever would possess someone to do a thing like that! Yes Kai is alive and kicking thanks to some posusion from a friend. Love you morrrrrreeeeeee x