A/N: Emily: This is it, the final chapter. Wow it was two summers ago we started the adventures of Emily and George and now it is coming to an end!

George: If I didn't have so much to do I would cry about now.

Emily: Well here we go!

Disclaimer: Here you go Tolkien you can have them back now.

Finale

"Well I guess this is goodbye then." Aragorn had decided to travel to grey havens to say farewell to Legolas and the final elves leaving Middle Earths shores.

"Yes I guess it is…" Legolas paused, "I would have stayed until your death but…well…you live awfully for and a human and what with Mirkwood being destroyed and you thinking that Emily is haunting you and the fact that…

"It's okay Legolas I understand." Interrupted Aragorn. "Farewell old friend."

Legolas embraced Aragorn before making being the last elf to make his way onto the last ship. "Oh Aragorn, one last thing."

"Yes?"

"Baths are usually taken daily not annually." Grinned Legolas providing the last Aragorn smells joke.

At the bow of the ship were Kalin and a heavily pregnant Amaria looking out to sea finally giving into the sea's call.

"Isn't beautiful!" Sighed Amaria wistfully.

"Yeah it's…um…it's blue." Answered a less than convinced Kalin. "I'm not too impressed with this rocking motion though, I might pop below deck with the Elladan, Elrohir and Legolas."

"What and leave me up here alone! Quite the doting husband you are! Trust you to get worked up about a little sea sickness."

"Still getting mood swings I see." Muttered Kalin not quite quietly enough.

"It would be an awful shame for me to lose my husband on a tragic boating accident Kalin."

Kalin began to whistle randomly.

"Oh!" Amaria suddenly gasped.

"Yeah the waves are getting quite choppy aren't they?" Commented Kalin distractedly as he peered over the edge convinced he had just spotted an orange dingy in the distance.

"Kalin! I think…I think…ah!"

"And there you were saying I was getting worked up about 'a little sea sickness!'"

"The…the…the…" Panted Amaria.

"Can you see that or is it just me?"

"See what!"

"That Orange thing."

"Ah!"

"Stopping making so much noise it's distracting!"

"Kalin!"

"What!"

"KALIN! My…waters…have broken!" Screamed Amaria.

Kalin looked down at the water on the deck. "That's just a bit of sea spray."

"Sea spray! Sea spray! Have you lost your mind!"

"I'll just get a bilge pump and I'll have that sea water gone in no time."

"Kalin!"

"See look, all gone." Kalin smiled clearly pleased with himself.

"You just sucked up embryotic fluid!" Screeched Amaria.

"Now you are being ridiculous."

"This is far too late to be in denial about becoming a father Kalin!"

"What's going on?" Legolas ran to the arguing couple.

"I'm giving birth!"

"She's overreacting!" Countered Kalin with a raised eyebrow.

"Kalin, go and get the twins!" Ordered Legolas. "Unless you want your wife to whelp on my feet!"

"She's not…"

"KALIN!" Yelled Legolas and Amaria in unison.

"Fine!" Kalin sloughed off.

"He is certainly going to be surprised when you hand him a baby if he carries on this way." Legolas said as he beckoned Amaria to sit down.

"You would have thought he'd…Ooooh…have got used to the idea by now!"

"Well he had better hurry up, I think your baby will be with us very soon!"

The twins appeared and hurriedly made their way over to Amaria.

"Blimey you look ready to burst!"

"Thank you Elrohir that is very helpful!" Yelled Amaria.

"Let's get you lying down." Elladan set to work.

"Where…where…is Kalin?"

"Valar knows!" Smirked Elrohir.

"Right I'm going to need you to calm down Amaria and breathe." Instructed Elladan. "Oh and Elrohir it wouldn't kill you to help would it!"

"Find Kalin…please." Begged Amaria to Legolas.

"I'll find him."

……

"Kalin! I'm sick of being the one that has to look for either you or your brother!" Shouted Legolas. "What on all of Arda are you doing!"

"Look that orange thing is getting closer?" Answered Kalin as he leant further over the railings.

"If your wife was not just about to give birth I would push you in, now are you going to come and witness your child being born!" Yelled Legolas unregally.

"She is attention seeking!"

"Right that is it…I am going to Valinor for peace and quiet and you are ruining it!" Legolas grabbed Kalin by his collar and hauled him across the deck then proceeded to drag him to Amaria.

"Hey!"

"Right I'm going to need you to push, Amaria." Instructed Elladan gently.

"What did you think I have been doing?" She roared back.

"Remind me never to get anyone pregnant." Gulped Elrohir.

"Duly noted. Okay another big push."

"Legolas let me go!" Protested Kalin.

"Alright then." Legolas dumped Kalin next to Elladan.

"I can see the head, another big push." Coaxed the elder twin.

"I can see the head!" Repeated a gaping Kalin. "What? How? When? Huh?"

"I believe it started about nine months ago Kalin." Informed a smirking Elrohir.

"One more push!"

"But…but…" Kalin's mutterings were interrupted by a loud wailing as the baby finally met the world.

"Here you go, you have a daughter." Elladan handed the baby to Kalin.

"Now do you believe me?" Gasped an exhausted Amaria.

"Baby." Stated Kalin simply.

"What are you going to call her?" Asked Legolas.

"Baby." Kalin repeated.

"I think Kalynisa is more suited." Answered Amaria.

……

Two days later…

"Well there's Valinor." Elladan turned to Legolas.

"I never thought I would look forward to peace and quiet."

"You look terrible if that's any consolation?"

"I plan on sleeping for the majority of the year."

"That is a most excellent plan." Agreed Elrohir.

"That's what you do anyway 'Roh!" Laughed Elladan.

"That's not tr…" Elrohir stopped abruptly.

"See you can't deny it!" Carried on Elladan.

Legolas, however, had noticed Elrohir's pale colour. "What is it?"

"It can't be." Elrohir whispered.

Legolas followed Elrohir's stare to the land of Valinor and the particular person he was staring at.

"Emily."

Next thing the twins knew Legolas had ran to the side of the ship, dived in and began frantically swimming to shore.

On the beach…

"Is that the reaction you were expecting?" Elrond asked Emily.

"If he thinks I'm getting in the water and swimming to him he has got another thing coming! Do you know how long it took to straighten my hair! I had to use two hot rocks attached to sticks!"

"Well here he comes."

Legolas pelted full sprint towards Emily.

"This is going to hurt isn't it?" Winced Emily as Legolas practically rugby tackled her to the ground.

"It's you! It's really you!"

"Either that or you are practically molesting a complete stranger!"

Legolas broke out into a grin that no one had seen since before the accident. "It is most definitely you!"

"I missed you you silly elf. You have no idea how boring Mando's Halls are. They could really do with refurbishing."

"Valar I missed you so much."

"Legolas?"

"Yes."

"Get off me, you're soaking wet!"

"No I refuse to move for at least another hour."

Emily giggled. "What is a girl to do when she is trapped under a gorgeous elf! No but really, I want to meet my kids, are they taller than me? I bet they are taller than me! Oh god they are older than me! I'm still seventeen! That's so weird…"

"What do you mean?." Interrupted Legolas. "The kids should have been here days ago!"

"I leave you with the kids for eighteen years and you manage to lose them!" Emily shoved Legolas off her and stood up.

"Lose them! You have no idea what it took to bring them up! They are downright monsters when they want to be!"

"Well they obviously got that from their father!"

"If I could just interrupt." Kalin stepped in. "You don't think that Kai may have taken them on a detour."

"Haldir and Boromir were on that boat, they would have curbed Kai's taste for adventure."

"Um…well…"

"Well what?" Asked Emily.

"Well…George…he may have also been on that boat." Informed Kalin quietly.

"George!"

"You let Kai and George take our children pirating!" Yelled Emily.

"I wouldn't use the word 'let'!" Legolas stared out to sea. "So much for peace and quiet."

……

The orange dingy bobbed gently upon the waves slowly stirring its lonely passenger out of his slumber.

"Whuh?" George rubbed his head and looked around at the blue expanse. "How did I get here?"

……

A/N: Emily: 'gets out a box of tissues' that's it folks. We are done. It's all over!

George: It's been emotional.

Emily: But wait I here you cry, 'what happened to George!' Well we couldn't really just leave you like that! We've decided that if we get enough reviews we will release our summer spectacular! Oooooooh! A one shot fic that charts the few days of the missing ship – "The Pirates of Middle Earth." If we get enough response we will have this up in August sometime. So guys and gals what d'ya think!

Here be thee thank yous:

Poolbum – Emily's no longer a ghost so I can chase with a real solid stick this time! Mwah ha ha!

Limpett666 – Your chanting did the trick Emily lives! As for the Aerosmith song, believe me, George and I can make it fit! This is the end of the trilogy in four parts but as you can see we have a few more tricks up our sleeves!