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Fp: Here's your chapter.

And We Are…

Zuko is walking, no speed walking to his room. In his mind, he is going over many things. You know, typical stuff like the last stupid pathetic attempt he made trying to catch the Avatar, again. But another thing he is thinking about is the horrible new tea that Iroh forced him to try. Zuko swears he cold have seen a dead rat tail coming out of the spout of the tea pot. When Zuko looked into his tea cup, he thought he saw grey fur floating around in the black tea. And since it was black tea, he couldn't see the bottom. Now come to think of it, did he really want to see the bottom of the tea? Then, Iroh forced Zuko to drink it. When Zuko took a sip, he almost gagged. He is really disgusted and pissed off by the tea.

"Prince Zuko?" a soldier comes up to him.

"What?" Zuko coldly replies.

"How was your Uncle's tea?" Zuko grew so mad, he pushes the guy into the wall, and somehow, the man goes through the wall. Zuko doesn't notice this, and continues walking to his room. Zuko opens the door, walks in, and shuts the door. Then, in the middle of the room, stands three guys in tuxedos.

"Who are you?" Zuko asks rudely.

"I'm Ned Nederlander,"(sp?) the short one says.

"I'm Lucky Day!" the medium one says.

"I'm Dusty Bottoms!"(get it?) the tall one says.

"And together, we are the Three Amigos!" they all say together. Zuko stands there trying to control his temper.

"Hey, do you want to hear a joke?" Ned asks.

"No," Zuko replies unamused.

"Ready Lucky?" Ned asks. Lucky nods. "Okay, I think I see a mail plane."

"How can you tell?" Lucky asks.

"Can't you see its little balls?" Zuko stands there about to explode.

"Hey Lucky, I think the guy needs a little cheering up," says Dusty.

"I think you're right Dusty!" Lucky replies.

"Ready Ned?"

"Yes Lucky."

"One, two, three,

"My little buttercup has the sweetest smile

Dear little buttercup won't you stay a gack while!"

(a bug flies into Ned's throat and he falls on the floor choking. Lucky keeps singing)

As Ned falls, he falls on a pepper spray bottle that just happens to be there, which (don't ask how) sprays into Dusty's eyes. Dusty runs into the wall and falls unconscious. The bug flies out of Ned's throat, but he is still unconscious.

"Sweet little buttercup, I love YOU!" Lucky finishes the song. Zuko just stands there thinking 'WHAT IDIOTS!'

"Guards!" Zuko shouts, "get these stupid singing idiots out of my room and put them in a cell!" Guards enter the room and haul the two that are unconscious out of the room and into the cell without much trouble (come on, they're unconscious). But since Lucky is awake, let's just say he is so annoying, he is now tied to a chair and gagged. Although he is gagged, he stupidly keeps humming the Buttercup song, thus annoying the guard even more. So the guard leaves momentarily. When he returns, he has potato salad with him. The guard (whose name now is guard 1) takes some in his hand. Lucky stupidly still keeps humming/muffled talking. The other two are still unconscious. Guard 1 is tired of hearing Lucky, so he throws some potato salad at him.

To bad for everyone else, Lucky is next to an air vent, so they can hear his stupidity. Guard 1 has really sucky aim, so he completely misses Lucky, and the potato salad hits the vent. In his rage, Guard 1 throws more, but still misses. All that salad has stopped up the vent. All around the ship you hear cheers because they don't have to listen to Lucky anymore. Unfortunately, Guard 1 has used up all his potato salad, so he has to find another way to shut Lucky up. He decides to knock him out. So Guard 1 does.

"Finally, some peace and quiet," he sighs. After a few moments, Ned wakes up.

"Hey Guard, do you want to hear a joke?" Ned asks.

"No."

"Fine, be that way!"

There is a long pause. Ned decides to break it.

"Can I have the keys?"

"No."

"Can I have them now?"

"No."

"Can I have them now?"

"No!"

"Can I not have the keys?"

"No!"

"Yes! Alright!" Ned sticks his hand out.

"You may not not not have the keys."

"Aww man."

There is another long pause…

"Can I have the keys now?"

"NO!"

Guard 2 comes down to relieve Guard 1 of duty. Guard 2 taps Guard 1 on the shoulder.

"NO! You can't have the keys either!" Guard 1 shouts (By the way, he's now paranoid) jumping in the air. "Oh, it's just you. He he." Guard 1 blushes. "Take the keys! I got to get out of here!"

On Deck

Prince Zuko is training on the upper deck. All of a sudden…

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Guard 1 comes out screaming. He runs to the side of the ship and jumps off. Somehow, he miraculously lives and doesn't sink in all his armor. Guard 1 starts to swim away.

"Uncle, wasn't that the guard who was guarding the prisoners?"

"Yes, Prince Zuko. It appears that those prisoners of yours have driven that poor man insane."

"Well, I won't be visiting them anytime soon."

That is the end of chapter two.

Fp: I hope you enjoyed it.

Sw: Have a great day!