4th instalment of "Life is fun when Random!" Hehehehe.

Please R/R or I will shoot myself. Anyway, I have put all the reviewer's ideas into this chappie. If you have any ideas please post them in! You decide the randomness.

Camels piss, Love and caffeine:

Mahooda was trying to tug Mana off a now enraged sugar high Shadi, Karim was unconscious; Isis was trying to lift Karim onto her back, but was dropping him.

The people of Egypt blinked in surprise at the 5 Nobles. Karim, for some odd reason, had lodged himself on top of Isis, and his hand was placed on her ahem chest. Yep. Just a normal day in the lands of Ancient Egypt.

Marik entered the town square. He was upset. Very upset. One, he wasn't meant to actually enter the Yugioh series until the Battle Ship, which was 3000 years in the future, but the bloody stupid authoress had landed him in the middle of the Egyptian arc. Two, he needed his healthy supply of Caffeine, but they were no coffee shops near by. Marik leant against the wall, licking his fingers. Seeing that his rod had disappeared, he had nothing to lick. That sounds sooooooooo wrong! Anyway, his eyes fell on a spices stall, and grinning, Marik realised he had hit a jackpot.

Mahooda had managed to drag Mana and Shadi along with him, back to the palace. Seto was standing there, tapping his foot in an irritated manner. In one hand, he had Bakura, who, for an odd and warped reason, was wearing a lead. Kisara waved at them brightly.

Mahooda dropped to his knees beside Seto. "Where is the Pharaoh? I need to speak with him." Then, the doors crashed open, filling the dark courtyard with light. Atem was wearing a toga, a pot was on his head, and his breath reeked of Camel piss.

"Mahooda….be my queen…." He drunkenly tried to approach Mahooda, before falling head first down the stairs.

Isis looked mortified. Mahooda could only gape in shock as Atem crawled across the floor, coming to kiss the hems of his robes.

Then:

"I WUV YOU! BE MY QUEEN! BE QUEEN OF THE POTS!"

He embraced Mahooda, crushing his reeking Camel piss stained lips onto his. Mana and Shadi, who had been forgotten, started up a fight. Karim woke up, took on look at Shadi, before collapsing and sucking his thumb whilst rocking backwards and forwards. Bakura went to grope Kisara, but Seto leapt on him, calling him Prev, sicko, weirdo, and nutcase.

Kisara and Isis looked at each other. "Fancy a cup of tea?" asked Isis.

Then, a wild laughing was heard. Marik, now high on Caffeine, approached them all. However, Shadi, Mana, Mahooda, Atem, Seto, and Bakura didn't notice. Kisara and Isis did a traditional Anime fall over. They hated their lives sometimes.

BB3: Next chappie is the end Chappie! Or I think it is, I'm not sure yet. Please R/R! Any ideas for pairings, post them in!

Cat: Or do your homework and burn down KFC.