I'm back!
(guys dash for exit panicking)
Now, why do you think they did that?

Anyway, here's my new story! It's pretty short, (Luigi's Mansion is too), so I'm gonna update every 3 reviews. Possibly more.

Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo or related indicia (ooh, vocabulary). Only Nintendo and related indicia own Nintendo and related indicia. BEAT THAT!

Prologue and Area 1

Luigi is walking by his mailbox, not noticing (or caring about) the nice weather. Parakarry comes to drop off the mail. Luigi slays him because Parakarry's a lousy postman, then reads the mail. Bills, bills, "Mario, I want your autograph!", bills, bills, and guess what? More bills. Luigi notices something that stands out, though.

Luigi, read this, you fool! Ahem… You've won a tent! Since you're so darn pitiful, we've given you a tent instead of something you'd want like a mansion. I know, so generous. Anyway, COME! Signed, the Boos- I mean… Mushroom Kingdom Lotto. Yeah. Heh heh…

"I thought the lotto gave 50 million coins… Anyway, better invite Mario because this is probably a trap, and I'd like to see Mario crying for me for once. Heh heh…"

Luigi calls Mario and tells him the "good news". Mario goes to the tent at night and goes inside. Some strange noises are heard and Mario's gone. Luigi goes with his flashlight to the tent and goes inside. It is about the size of a mansion inside, with tons of rooms. He sees an orange cloud carrying a key floating by. He mugs it and takes the key. It opens the parlor, where an old guy walks in with a vacuum-like object.

"I'll help you! Take this Gameboy and the Poltergust 3000!"

Luigi slays E. Gadd and takes the Poltergust. He goes downstairs again and sees some shield blocking a door. He sucks it up, even though it's larger than the vacuum, thus completely skipping Area 1. Meanwhile…

"I WANT FIGHT LUIGI! WAAAAHHHHH!" Chauncy screams.

Anyway, back to the story. Luigi goes through the door, thus entering Area 2.

Well, that's it. Told you it was short. So far... MWAHAHAHAHAHA! cough cough... Anyway R&R, and don't send me flames!

Please?