Miss Munchkin would like all readers to know that she does not own the characters of Harry Potter and that no money is being made from this story.

Mr Mooney would like to give Miss Munchkin a hug for being honest and would like to send Mr Padfoot back to Britain.

Mr Prongs agrees with Mr Mooney and would like Miss Munchkin to hurry up and get them to the zoo.

Mr Padfoot would like to inform Mr Prongs and Mr Mooney that he hates them and that there are no stags, nor werewolves, at the zoo.

Mrs Lily would like the men to shut up and leave Miss Munchkin alone so she can get on with writing the story.

Miss Amy agrees with Mrs Lily and would like to inform Mr Padfoot that if he doesn't behave, he is having a flea bath.

Mr Padfoot would like to inform everyone that he is going to run and hide.

Miss Munchkin would like Mr Padfoot to get back into her story. Or Else.

I'm on holidays nbow so you should be getting a few chapters. Please be patient. I write as fast as I can.

Chapter 10: On The Train
(Yay, double figures)

May 8th, 1981-Frankston Train Station, Victoria, Australia

The train pulled up to the platform and the group filed onto the train. They chose a group of seats close to each other. James and Lily sat on one double seat, with Harry between them and Remus and Amy on the seat opposite them. Sirius and Samantha sat beside them and Michael and Amanda were opposite them.

"So," Sirius began, looking at his little blue ticket. Amanda and Michael had 'validated' all their tickets, with Remus helping. "What exactly does this ticket do?"

"It lets you travel on any train, tram, or bus in the Met system. But don't worry, we are only going on the train," Amanda informed him. Sirius looked at her and smiled at her. Harry started to struggle and crawled onto his mother's lap, so he could see out the window. Remus picked him up helped him to watch what was going on outside. Lily and Amy got into another discussion, this time about how cute Australian men were. Amanda joined them and Michael, James and Sirius started talking about pranks. As Michael filled them in on how good the Meanies were at pulling pranks, Sirius and James formulated a plan. With Michael's help, they could get those kids back for anything they tried to pull on the Marauders. Michael was fascinated as he heard about the pranks the Marauders had pulled. He was actually quite good at imitations and could pull a good prank him self.

Remus was watching out the widow with Harry and was telling him what station they were at. Sirius took Harry from Remus and started to teach him how to say 'dungbomb', much to the distress of Lily. After about an hour, they arrived at Melbourne Central station. Amanda led them to the end of the platform but before they could get there…

Lily looked at Sirius and was surprised to see him empty handed.

"Sirius?"

"Yes, Lily?"

"Where's Harry?"

Sirius looked around and then looked at the train, which was already out of the station.

"Uh oh?"

"You lose my son and all you can say is 'uh oh'?"

"Oops?" Sirius was looking quite distressed. Then he heard a familiar giggle. He looked at Amy who pointed to Remus. Remus, with a smile on his face, handed the raven-haired child over to his distressed godfather.

"Never teach my son to say 'dungbomb' again, Sirius Black. Never."

Amanda led them up and around to another platform, one that had the words 'Upfield Line' written in bold letters on a sign. They caught the train that appeared a few minutes later and got off at Royal Park Station. This time, Sirius kept a close eye on where Harry was at all times.

They had arrived at the Melbourne Zoo.

TBC…

Not a bad chapter, if I do say so myself, seeing as I'm on a train at the moment too. Thanks to all my reviewers. I love the funny reviews that I keep getting. I not only give in to the majority of my reviewers, telling me they want more chapters, I also give into the funny reviews.

Thanks to the following reviewers: Mischievous Crystal, ilikellamas (Brisbane won, unfortunately), Charlottay (they may go to Sovereign Hill), Jamie88, maraudergirl7, Tokyo-Titan, Dragon, Beansie, Ally French, James-Padfoot, Sparky, WildSong, evil-pillow (love your name), and Maison-Rosae.

Clashachu. You are hilarious. You're right. The plural of moose should be 'meese' . I'm glad to see that Remus agrees with you, even if James and Sirius don't

Undomiel2007, I could never get tired of your reviews, mate.

Preview: Chapter Eleven

Harry put his hand on the glass and watched as the snake slithered to where he was.

Green eyes met amber as Harry and the snake looked at each other.

Then, the glass disappeared.

"Harry!" James yelled, as the snake advanced on his only child.