I'm back!
(guys run, hit door, open it, and run again)
Heh heh... Little do they know it's a fake...

Ahem... Don't listen to any of that. Can't believe this got 4 reviews in 1 day... love you guys. Figuratively.

Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo or any related indicia. If I did, would I be here?

Area 2

Luigi goes into the hall and sees some ghosts.

"Um… boo?" they all say.

"Uh, hi." Luigi replies.

He sucks all of them up and continues on. He busts down a door and sees a ghostly couple dancing.

"Excuse me, but we were having fun!" the female says.

"Sorry."

"Hey, nice vacuum." The male compliments.

"Uh, why is a man inquiring about a vacuum?"

"Um… FLEE!" the man runs.

"Uh, bye." The female follows.

"What an odd couple."

The music from the show The Odd Couple starts to play.

He moves on to a storage room. It has a poster, a grating, and a door (How else would Luigi get in?). He whacks the poster for fun, pushing a secret button in the process. The grating opens up, revealing 49 Boos.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fell in our trap of DOOM!" King Boo taunts.

"Wow. Ooh, scary." Luigi says sarcastically.

"Uh, was that sarcasm?"

"Yeah."

He tries to suck up King Boo, but he runs away.

"… RETREAT!" Game Boo yells.

All the Boos run away screaming.

"Imbeciles."

He leaves the room. He goes to a room that's basically empty. He then, for some reason, heads to a washroom. A floating candle is there, showing another portrait ghost. He races it to the empty room, where Luigi sucks him up. Going back to the washroom, he finds Mario's hat.

"Wow. Mario is a cleaning nerd. Better write this down in a blackmail file."

He does so, and then heads to the kitchen because he's hungry. He sees a fire burning near him, and he stomps on it, thus putting it out. A hole is behind it, leading to the Boneyard. A ghost dog, Spooky, is there.

"HEY! FIRE HYDRANT!" Luigi yells.

The dog runs for it. Luigi walks into the dog's house and somehow ends up in the Graveyard (Would a tent really have such things?). He goes to a tombstone and sees a purplish ghost called Bogmire. Luigi tosses a rock at Bogmire and it crouches over.

"Ah, damn, my shin! Ripoff artist!"

Luigi sucks him up and gets a key, ending this Area.

Okay, that was odd... (cue Odd Couple music) STOP THAT! Heh heh...

Anyway, R&R, and don't flame me! (dark evil voice) OR ELSE!