C'est moi!
"Uh... what?"
It means "it's me."
"Oh..." (starts panicking)
Idiot...

Anyway... i'm f-cking amazed at how many reviews this is getting. Thanx guys!

Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo (and related indicia)! They do!

Area 3... and/or 4

Luigi goes into a courtyard and falls down a well. He sees a path, and, curious, follows it. He sees Mario in a painting, screaming for any assistance whatsoever. King Boo is also there.

"Haha, you little fool! Falling into our EVIL trap was foolish, and yet the inevitable! HAHA!"

"Nice vocab." Luigi whispers to himself.

Luigi starts laughing as well, but stops when he notices King Boo is hearing him, and that he could kick Luigi's ass.

"What was that? It's coming from the lion head statue. I'll look there."

He finds Luigi in the statue, swearing every curse word known to man (and several known to monkeys).

"A rat!" King Boo exclaims.

A rat walks in.

"Hey!"

"Shut up!"

He kills the rat, and advances towards Luigi.

Meanwhile...

All the Boos are in the graveyard, playing poker.

"I have a Royal Flush, so I'll fold."

"Good call."

Back to the important stuff. King Boo and Luigi are teleported to a fighting arena, where King Boo is nowhere to be found. In his stead is a REALLY bad Bowser robot. It is much worse than the one in Paper Mario. Luigi strikes a match and burns it to the ground, and King Boo is inside the robot.

"How'd you know it wasn't Bowser?" King Boo asked.

"A blind man could tell the difference!"

"Oh… fuck."

Luigi tries three times to suck him up, and on the fourth he does so. It took this long only because King Boo had been holding fast to a block of pure platinum.

"I'll take this platinum… I wonder how much it'd sell on Ebay." Luigi wonders.

He walks out of the battle arena, absent-mindedly takes the Mario portrait, and goes home, where he "accidentally" drops Mario in the "de-portrait" device he made a month ago. Mario is back to normal. Luigi whacks his head, and makes billions selling the platinum and the Poltergust to some people called "Ghostbusters".

The End

Wow. A 3-day, 3-chapter story. And you thought all my stories were long!

Uh, for reasons strictly confidential (a word meaning "if this got out to anyone we'd have to fire someone") I'm gonna do acknowledgements... at least for the reviewers. So...

I'd like to thank nish81, Brandy and Mr. Wiskers fan, RickyWolfe69, Prince Iggy X, and annalisavk (I'd like to hear how that name was made... no offense or anything).

Ta ta!