::AN:: Sup peoples? lol Well, this is gonna be another one of my ficcies, but it has absolutely NOTHING to do with my other fics so don't get all spazoid. The summary says all that needs to be said (for now). Love you! Toodles and sorry it's short, but the upcoming chapters will be longer, and please review, I need to know what you think! lol Enjoy!
Chapter 1
Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate My Life:
10) 85 percent of the population can curl their tongue into a "U".
That does not include me.
My life is "U"-less in the curly-tongue department.
9) I have a pinkish/reddish lurker on my chin that could spring into full-blown spottiness within the next few moments of my life.
Which will forever scar my face, since I know me, and I know that I will feel the incessant urge to pick at it.
And pick and pick and pick and pick and pick and…
8) My brother decided to wake me up with not only the "cold water" treatment this morning, but the "cold water and foghorn" treatment as well.
7) It's very difficult to hear out of my left ear now.
6) My hair is sticking up.
At right angles.
5) I'm having trouble seeing, as I have misplaced my glasses.
Eyeglasses.
Spectacles.
Bifocals.
Er, no. I don't wear bifocals. Not anymore.
I mean… What? What was I saying?
4) I am fifteen and I haven't been at home in five years. Not since the year before first year, right before Mom and Dad sent me off to Durmstrang, where they said would be better for me.
That's not the bad part. This is:
I am home now.
3) In two days the summer hols will be over and it's back to school for me.
2) I'm not going back to Durmstrang School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
1) I am going to Hogwarts.