Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Nice seeing you guys again! I never thought I would convince myself of posting up this second chapter! Now, I'm expecting "flamers who flames people with senseless flames" to attack me right now. Ha! Let them come, I'll kick their asses!
Sasuke: what a very colorful vocabulary…
Naruto: while you kick their asses, I'll surpass all other Hokages and kick THEIR asses!
Sasuke: you idiot, they're all carcasses by now.
Tsunade: WHO SAID THAT!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway let us ignore the waging war and move on with the story! You might notice I love exaggerating words. Yep. Got that.
Okay, feedbacks… here it is!
Tsunade: tell me who's a carcass now, punk! (hokage-sama has Sasuke in a furious submission move. You know, cross face crippler? Ankle lock? Um… sharp shooter? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww COME ON, where's all the wrestling fans out there!)
Sasuke: hell, you look like one!
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(I was joking. Authors are not alienated people. Sometimes they also make jokes, ya know?)
Now we're talking! I can see angry spirits!
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Lostfreakfound- yeah, it also amused me. I felt as if the old me was back. ANOTHER ANGRY SPIRIT! I'm liking it! You hate, detest, flamers. We have to put that on the code! And rules of being an anti flamer, of course. TO HELL WITH THEM LYING SCOUNDRELS!
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BlueMarina- they really should die! join the club. so, here's your update! And... oh yeah. FLAMERS SHOULD DIE.
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Krista- thank you! and yup, i don't know what's wrong with me, but i just felt i want to write something light and funny. and right now, i like ashlee simpson's songs. Shucks. Confused person in here ( pints to self)!
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Does any of you know yukari-nikxxx, angelsakura070, or maybe Zakurah? Please tell me if you do. It would be of greatest help.
Now, for any of you wondering what happened on A Silver Hero, when it came to the fourth chapter, my brain turned into a stagnant mush. Writer's block… is awful… and moronic. So… HELP! Remember that Sakura has to 'keep her identity hidden'. So, that's it, I guess.
Naruto: tap out! He has tapped out! Stop the submission move! He's going to die!
Announcer: the winner of this match by submission, Tsunade-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Tsunade: Beat that, punk.
Sasuke: go to hell, you old woman. (he mumbles, not shout.)
Tsunade: WHAT! YOU WANT ANOTHER SHARP SHOOTER! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR LEGS UCHIHA!
(bell sounds. The match is out of control. Referee got knocked out. Tsunade is on a rage. Sasuke is dying. Commercial.)
So, here's the next chapter of…
Your Wish Is My Command!
" Why were you crying?"
" My last master left me in the forest. He said he didn't like me and he wished me to go away."
She began to cry again.
Childishly.
Pile of shit.
Your Wish Is My Command!
By: angeLix
Chapter title: Genies don't exist… NOT!
Chapter is dedicated to the following: punkboy h. (you don't know how stupid you are!)
Sakura Kage (for having the review that I had most interest in!)
And Anime-Senko (FOR HAVING THE ANGRIEST SPIRIT I HAVE EVER SEEN!)
" MASTER!" she beamed at him, and threw her arms around her neck.
He felt a large amount of scarlet pile up on his cheeks. Now this was bad. He was blushing. He didn't blush. He wasn't capable of doing such thing! He began to feel horrified. More of that scarlet color began on filling his whole face. He was practically glowing red. He looked like a traffic light.
But… she smelled fine… like cherry blossoms… nice…
You. Uchiha. Should-not-be-doing-this. Make-her-stop. Now.
" G-GET… GET AWAY FROM ME!"
" But… you're my mas—"
" I AM NOT! I JUST KICKED YOUR STUPID CAN!"
FROWN.
GLOWER.
GLARE.
The girl's beam saddened suddenly.
" Yeah, I did. What, you gonna do anything about it?" he asked, glaring as well, trying to grab back his cool, collected self.
She sniffed.
She sniffed again.
Before Sasuke can think of anything, he realized that this… this utterly confused girl was going to cry again. No let me rephrase that. The utterly confused girl was going to bawl again. Before he knew it, the girl burst into noisy tears.
" Why do you keep on looking at me that way! You're scaring me! Please stop it! I ha—" she cried, but then she stopped suddenly.
That's it… come on, say it…
She kept silent for a long time.
You're not saying it. Come on… say you hate me…
" I… I h-… I ha-…" she tried to force the words out, probably with the greatest difficulty.
JUST SAY THE DAMNED WORD!
But then again, she placed on her cute smile and grinned at him. " It's okay, master! I'm sure you didn't mean it."
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
" NO, I meant—"
" Sasuke-kun!"
Damn.
He looked at the so-called genie beside him. Maybe he could really do something neat about those wishes… but it looked like even the girl was scared of Ino's mouth. Scared that she clung on his arm. He was about to shake her off when a figure shot out of the thick clump of bushes in front of them, then followed by 2 others, walking casually.
But then they stopped.
Glancing.
Looking.
Scrutinizing.
Staring.
Gazing.
They did everything associated with the word 'look'.
Ino's eyes widened inconsiderably. She directed it to the girl latching on Sasuke's arm. The pink-haired girl shook slightly. Sasuke couldn't blame her, the blond looked murderous. And homicidal. Even Sasuke was beginning to feel scared.
" You!" she shrieked. The girl placed her hands on her ears.
Ino's angry spirit flared even stronger.
" Are you saying I'm loud and obnoxious! How dare you!"
" N-no miss, it's just that you're shouting at me, so I thought maybe I should cover my ears… but I bet I can still hear you!" She added the last part hurriedly, sounding naturally cute and innocent.
Ino took it the wrong way.
" WELL, STOP ACTING LIKE A LITTLE CUTE AND INNOCENT GIRL!"
" I can't, you're not my master—"
" ARE YOU A SLAVE OR SOMETHING! I DON'T TALK TO SUCH PEOPLE! WELL, WHERE IS THE FRICKN' ASSHOLE!"
(note that they are already 15 in here… so… if the words revolts you for some reason, please, I advice you not to continue reading. I don't want to influence people, you know? Have someone of you watched 'Meet the Fockers?' my mom did and I heard some of it. The baby's first word was 'asshole'. Heard it from Gaylord (he's a character. Don't get me wrong!). Robert De niro's character was like "what the hell!" anyway, back to the story.)
Sakura pointed a well manicured finger over at Sasuke, who was glaring at Ino menacingly. So… he was now a frickn' asshole. Payback time.
" You go, girl!" Naruto cheered.
Ino began to transform into her fake timid and shy self, then began sweetly. " Sasuke-kun, I know you know I didn't mean it…"
" Go away, Ino."
The blond girl was left at one corner of the clearing, trying hard not to look poor and pathetic.
" Hey, whose the pretty girl Sasuke?" Naruto asked, surveying her with his cerulean eyes. " Sure looks like she isn't a ninja. As a matter of fact… she looks like… a genie…"
" Yeah… Halloween is 3 months from now, right? Or has my calendar got ripped off?" Kakashi noted, his hand under his chin.
" AND she said Sasuke was her master! Hey, are you a hooker or something?" Naruto asked plainly, earning him a bash in the head.
" Sasuke-teme, that hurt a damn lot!"
" You. Are. Going. To. Die. DOBE."
" Master, you shouldn't hit people! It's bad!" she scolded him lightly.
" Yeah, the girl is right, bastard! You can't hit the future Hokage!"
" So, who and what are you, really?" Kakashi asked curiously.
She beamed at all of them. " My name is Sakura! And I'm a genie!"
" NO."
" Um… yeah, I am, mister."
" NO!" shouted Naruto.
" Yes, I am."
" NO!" he screamed once more. " Sasuke will probably use the wishes for stupid things!
" I told you mister, I am a genie! I give away wishes to someone who opens my can!"
Naruto looked confused. He was not that stupid you know, he surely heard about the fantasy stories about beautiful girls living in golden lamps. " A can? I though genies comes from lamps! A bottle, maybe, but a can!"
Sakura's shoulders drooped a little. " My last master placed me there when he wished me to go away."
" Don't say anything stupid Naruto! Or else she's gonna cry—" Sasuke mouthed at him, but Naruto, being the slow thinker himself, didn't quite got the message.
" Your master sure is stupid. He got himself a genie, but he stuffs it in a sardine can? Pfft. The idiot." Naruto commented loudly, throwing his arms behind his head.
" He hated me! He told me I was annoying and stupid!" she exclaimed, ready to burst into tears.
" Yep. He's a real idiot." Naruto sighed.
" But… he was nice. He would always talk to me when he sees I'm sad, and even though he was a little harsh, he usually cheers me up."
" HA! I bet Sasuke won't even feed her normal food!"
BAM!
" Stop being an idiot and just… die or something."
" Master! Don't hurt him!" Sakura said quite revolted, as well as helping Naruto up to his feet.
" Hey, by the way, I'm Naruto." He said sheepishly, grinning his famous fox smile.
" And I'm Hatake Kakashi." The older one said, shoving his book away.
" Nice to meet you guys!" she said.
Then she hugged them.
Pink… red… crimson… SCARLET.
In other words: BLUSHING.
Sasuke felt this was not the right time and right guys for Sakura to do that with. Naruto was… Naruto, and Kakashi just read his frickn' porn book. NOT GOOD.
" Sakura, let go of them." He said sharply.
" Sasuke-teme, you are such a party pooper." Naruto noted smugly.
" Sakura, the wishes. How does it work?" Sasuke asked her, again in his sharp tone.
" OKAY! Master, you have 3 wishes. Wait… it think it's five…"
Now I know why she lived in a can. Her head is as empty as one.
" Oh wait, now I get it, you only have 3, master. After these three wishes I'm out. You either send me back to the genie world, or snuff me into some kind of container." She said happily.
" Aa."
" So, master, when will you want your first wish?"
" Now."
" Noooooooooo!"
" Okay! What would it be?"
" I want you…" (too early for romance, guys! But it will pop out sooner.)
" Noooooooooo!"
" … to…"
" Noooooooooo!"
" … make me stronger."
" NOOOOOOOOOO!"
" Okay!" she exclaimed.
She was about to clap her hands, when…
She stopped.
Abruptly.
Sasuke stared.
He waited.
Waited.
And waited.
He tapped his foot.
Tapping…
Tapping.
" Well? What are you waiting for?" he asked impatiently.
" I'm so sorry master, but…"
" But what?" he asked again. Mind you, he doesn't like to wait.
A loud, deep voice boomed loudly.
WISH STATUS: NEGATIVE. CHECKING AVAILABILITY… UNACCEPTABLE. RATIONALIZATION: AGAINST THE RULES.
" Master, what you wanted… was against the rules."
In his mind: PILE OF SHIT.
Hey! So, how was it? Answer me in a review. Or two. Or three. A hundred? Just JOKING! Anyway, I am a FILIPINO! And I love being in a country called the PHILIPPINES! It is the home of the world's most inspired author! (points to self.) (duh!)
Sasuke: Yeah, right. Whatever.
(Over at heaven)
(St. peter holds his dead rooster and began flippin' on some pages of his really thick and old-smelling book.)(hey! You can't expect a chicken to live that long! And… was it really St. peter? Or somebody else? Tell me! Confused person in here!)
St. peter: another one on the list. That girl is lying too much. Too much that she deserves to go to hell! (rips page of the book with my name on it.) TO HELL WITH LYING SCOUNDRELS!
(rooster sheds a feather)
St. peter: what? What am I supposed to do? Glue it back on? (he says defensively)
(paper floats towards Lucifer's hands.)
Lucifer: damn… she's more evil than me! and this tanning thing is faaaaaaaaaboulous! It brings out the color of my eyes…
Shit… even Lucifer's a gay… well, that's it for my soul then. It's the Holy Week for us devoted Christians! Please, those who have the same religion, pray for the people who needs help. I really want everyone to be HAPPY! See how good I am?
Sasuke: I can't see anything.
Me: Shut up you… really kind guy that should be praised! Whew… no more sins for me!
Sasuke: Moron.
Anyway, anyone of you guys should be watching American idol, right? I guess you guys should have a pretty clear though of who might win. Unfortunately, the unfortunate people here in Asia can't vote their favorites And it sucks! Anyway…
VOTE FOR CARRIE UNDERWOOD AND JESSICA SIERRA! THEY ARE REALLY GOOD! VOTE!
These two are so good. In the latest episode, Carrie sung 'Alone', which totally rocks. And I love the hair, man! Jessica sung 'Total Eclipse of the Heart.' It was Sooooo good! The camera even rotated her. Do you know what that means! That means she's so special!
Anyway, please read and review. I'll appreciate any comments, suggestions, and SENSIBLE FLAMES. Do not get me started you people who flames authors with senseless ones! You guys are lucky that my angry spirit is well subdued right now, right, Amidamaru?
Where is he?
Sasuke: over at the other anime, moron. You are not even a shaman.
Oh. Yeah. I got carried away.
Naruto: SHE HUGGED ME!
Sakura: pipe down, Naruto…
Naruto: BUT YOU HUGGED ME!
Sakura: I SAID PIPE DOWN!
Sooooooooooooooooo… see you around! Bye!
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angeLix.