Yes it is I, Birth of Venus! So, Ever wonder what would happen, when I was trapped inside the game Ocarina of Time? Well, if you read my previous story, then you should know that it's not pretty. But, too bad! The insanity will ensue anyway! (But don't worry, it's not as insane and crazy as my last one) Anyway, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Zelda, though I wish I did…. Then I could throw Ruto in a fish fryer without getting sued.
Chapter 1: I'M A FREAKIN KOKIRI!
"Yeah, yeah, gotta awaken the two sages and sail around the sea like a chicken with my head cut off trying to find the shattered triforce pieces, big whoop." I sighed while fiddling with my gamecube controller. I was sitting in my room playing the Wind Waker…Again. And I was sailing the seas trying to find the volcanic island to find the power bracelets… Again. To save a sea filled land…AGAIN! "Ugh!" I threw the controller down. Don't get me wrong, Wind Waker is a fun game, but during my Zelda obsession, it was the only Zelda game I owned and it got a little old after a while. I sighed. "If only I had my old Nintendo 64. I could go crazy with Ocarina of Time."
Unfortunately, I gave it to my brother to sell at his school garage sale. I know what you're thinking: If you like the game that much, then why did you sell it? Well, because as awesome as OOT is, the money for the sale was going to the Middle East for Tsunami relief, and that's more important than my need for the most awesome game on earth. I ordered the Special Master Quest edition for Gamecube, but I'm getting impatient. I can't wait for it, let alone waiting until Christmas for Twilight Princess.
Oh, excuse my manners. (Even though I don't have many) My name is Catherine, and I'm 13 years old. I'm a complete anime freak, but when it comes to gaming, it's all about Zelda. Not even Inuyasha for ps2 could top them. (Doesn't take much to top the Inu. games though, cause I heard that they stink). And at the moment, I was annoyed at how bored I was with Wind Waker.
"Man, I wish I could just live in OOT, then I wouldn't have to worry about having an N64 to play it with. Suddenly, the OOT game on my dresser began to glow (Yeah, even though I gave away my N64, I still kept the game. Isn't that sad?) "What the?" I said while rubbing my eyes. Suddenly, a black holesh type…Thing appeared in front of it. And I was about to be sucked in towards it! "EEEK!" I grabbed onto my bed post while hanging on for dear life. I glared at my Sesshomaru plushie. "Cant you do anything except staring coldly at me!" I shrieked. Of course it didn't answer. Soon, I couldn't hold on anymore and let go and was sucked into the portal. My last thought was cursing Cosmo and Wanda if they Mistaken me for Timmy Turner.
"Saria, are you sure this girl is a Kokiri?" "Yeah, why wouldn't she be? She has a fairy, doesn't she?" "Yeah, but she's wearing….Purple… And I've never seen her face before either." "Maybe she lives on the outskirts or something" I moaned as I heard the voices. What the heck? Saria? That name sounded familiar, but I couldn't think clearly cause I had a pounding headache.
I slowly opened my eyes to see two faces peering over me. "Waaa!" I screamed as I quickly shot up. They both screamed as well and fell over. "What the fudge is wrong with you two!" I yelled as I got up. "What's wrong with us? What's wrong with you!" The boy shouted back. "We were only trying to see if you were alright!" "Huh?" Is said as I studied the two kids more. The boy had a green shirt and a strange sort of skirt thing on. He also had a cap on that reminded me of the Keebler elves. The other was a girl with short green hair. She also had a green shirt and a short brown skirt.
Then suddenly realization hit me like a deku nut. Wait. I was hit by a deku nut. I turned around and saw a bratty kid throw one at me. "Why you little snot rag!" I yelled as I chased after the kid. The following scene has been removed from this fic due to explicit violence, coarse language, and the constant beating over the head with a stick. Thank you, and have a nice day.
I sighed contentedly as I walked away from the beaten form of the snot rag while wiping of my hands. The kids looked fearfully at me and backed away. "Anyway," I said " I know who you two are! Saria," I pointed at the girl "And Link," I pointed at the boy. Link raised an eyebrow. "Guess you're right, Saria. She must be a kokiri to know our names. "Yeah, and… What do mean? I'm not a kokiri!" I yelled. "Uh, yes you are." Saria said. "Just take a look at yourself!" She pointed to a stream nearby. I walked over and stared at my reflection. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I screamed. And I had a right to scream too. I WAS A FREAKIN KOKIRI!
I was 10 years old, and had long brown hair tied into a French braid, unlike regular kokiri, I had a violent shirt with long sleeves. But I also had a green skirt a little longer than Saria, just a little above my knees. "What the fudge!" I yelled. Not only am I in OOT, but I'm also a shrimp! Link and Saria just continued to stare at me strangely.
"Wait a second." I thought to myself. Was it because I made that wish to be in OOT that I got zapped here? It must be! But I didn't mean it, as cool as it is! The first moral of the fic: Be careful what you wish for! Hey! Get out of here! I don't want no morals! Well, excuse me! I was only trying to get the readers to think about the story! They don't need to think about it! It's a fanfic! What's to think about! And what was with blocking out my beating up of that kokiri kid? I told you, it held explicit violence and
Coarse language! Oh please! I beat him over the head with a stick and called him a snot rag! Fine! I can tell I'm not wanted! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Runs away crying)
Link and Saria just continued to stare. Finally, Link broke the long silence. "Whatever. I'm going to see the Great Deku Tree now. And he started to walk away. "Hey, wait!" I ran after him. "Can I go see the Deku Tree with you?" I thought that maybe the great and wise Deku Tree would be able to get me home. Link raised an eyebrow. "And have you, Ms. Crazy, drive me insane? No way!" I pouted. "Hey, first of all, my name is not Ms. Crazy, its Catherine! And also, I'll be good, I promise! PWEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZ!" "Ah, fine! Just stop whining!" Link said while inserting his fingers in his ears. Heh. The big whine. Works every time. "Yay! I yelled as I followed Link."
Suddenly a green fairy popped flew out of my shirt. "Eeek!" I yelled and jumped back. "You really need to stop screaming." Link said in an annoyed tone. "Hi!" The fairy said in a high pitched squeal. "My name is Twinkle, and I'm your guardian fairy!" "Uh, Twinkle?" I said. "I have a fairy named Twinkle?...Great." Then another fairy flew out of Link's cap. "Hi, Twinkle! I'm Navi!" Ah! No! Two annoying fairies! This was getting insane. "Hey, I told you to stay in my hat and stop bugging me!" Link said as he stuffed Navi in his cap.
"Anywaaaay…. Moving on." I said as I walked towards Mido, who was guarding the entrance to the Great Deku Tree. "Hey, how did you, Mr. No-Fairy, get a shield and a sword!" "Shut up Mido and let me through." Link said with impatience in his voice. "Even if you got the weapons to defend yourself, I'm not letting you through and there's nothing that you can do about it!" Mido huffed and crossed his arms. "Let me take care of this," I said and stepped in front of Mido. I grabbed the nearest stick and started beating over the head with it over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. "OWWWW! OK, OK, YOU CAN PASS! JUST STOP IT!" Mido shouted. "Thank you, here have a cookie," I said and dropped a raisin oatmeal cookie on his head as Link and I walked past him.
Link was laughing so much he was beginning to scare me. And believe me, that's hard to do. "That was awesome!" Link panted wiping tears of mirth from his eyes. But we were interrupted when a boko baba (I think that's what they're called) sprung up and lunged its neck at us. Shoot, I didn't have a weapon! But Link took care of it by slashing it to bits with his sword. "WOW, THAT WAS GREAT!" Sprinkle shouted and flying around in circles. "Yeeeaaah….Whatever, Sprinkle." I said. "We're almost there, come on!" Link yelled walking ahead. "Hey, wait up!" I shouted while running after him.
I caught up to him and stared up at the Great Deku Tree. "Wow, that's a big tree…." I mumbled to myself. Navi flew out of Link's cap and flew towards the Deku Tree. "Great Deku Tree, I'm back!" "Ahem!" Link and I both exclaimed. " Oh yeah, and I brought Link and Catherine with me too." Navi mumbled. "Why is this…..Catherine here?" The Deku Tree said. (Sorry, I didn't feel like doing the Deku Tree's accent.) "Uh, Mr. Deku Tree….Sir?" I said stepping up to him. "Um, I'm from a different world and I kinda need to get home. Can you help me? The Deku Tree thought for a bit. "Child, it is obvious that you are here for a reason. Therefore, you shall assist young Link in his quest." I nodded nervously. "Uh, Ok."
"Link, Catherine, I need you to break a curse that was placed on me. I fear I have little time left. Then a gaping hole appeared in the Deku Tree. "Uh, wait, I don't have any weapons!" I exclaimed. "Oh, right, sorry." The Deku Tree laughed nervously. "Here."
"A kokiri shield and sword floated into my hands" "Well, thanks." I said. "Ready?" Link said. I nodded and we both ran into the inside of the Great Deku tree.
BoV-So what did you think? Was it good? Bad? Or just plain wrong? R&R and tell me! And yes, I really did sell my N64. But the money was for a good cause, right?...RIGHT?
Link- But why did you keep the game?
BoV- Cause I'm obbessed. (Cackles)
Link- 00