BoV- Man, I like this story so much, I'm startin the next chappie right away! So fun!
Link- Will there being any more beatings on Mido?
BoV- Maybe later. But not in this chappie.
Link- Awwww…. (Looks disappointed)
Inuyasha- Get over it, you whining baby!
BoV- Hey, Inu, be nice! And what are you doing here anyway? This is a Zelda story!
Inuyasha- I want ramen!
BoV- But I don't have any!
Inuyasha- Well, I'm not leaving until I get some!
BoV- Great… --; Link, please do the disclaimers.
Link- Birth of Venus does not own OOT. Thank God.
Chapter 2: Inside the Deku Tree (and allergy problems)
Link, Navi, Twinkle, and I all entered the Deku Tree and the first thing we saw was all the cobwebs that decorated the place. "Man, Treebeard needs to do some dusting off in here. " Everyone looked at me strangely. "Who's Treebeard?" asked Link. "Never mind," I said and walked forward. "Ah…Ah….AHCHOOOOOOOOO!" Twinkle sneezed so hard it shook the whole tree and awakened the boko babas. "You idiotic knat!" I yelled. "What's wrong with you!" "Sorry," Twinkle sniffled. "I'm allergic to cobwebs." "How can a fairy have allergies!" I shouted really loud. "Would you two stop arguing and help me take care of these stupid plant things!" Link shouted while killing one of them.
"Sorry," I said while slashing the one in front of a ladder. "Just like pulling weeds" I muttered to myself. "Well, aren't you coming?" I asked him as I started climbing up the ladder. "Uh, yeah, hang on." Link said while trying to bring his foot from the cobwebs he stepped in. I rolled my eyes and began to climb up the ladder myself. Link soon caught up with me as I was shuffling through the chest that had the compass. "Happy birthday," I said while tossing the compass to Link. "ACHOOOO!" Twinkle sneezed that shook one of the skullutas from its perch and made a new one on top of my head. "Aaaaa! Get it off me, get it off me!" I yelled and started running around in circles.
I managed to get it off me and I took out my sword and started stabbing it repeatedly until I was sure it was dead. Then I turned on Twinkle with rage in my eyes. "IF YOU MANAGE TO GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT ONE MORE TIME," I pointed to the dead Skulluta, "YOU'RE GONNA END UP LIKE HIM, GOT IT!" Twinkle nodded fearfully. "Y-yeah, got it," she said in a quivering voice. "Good then let's go." I said striding to the nearest door. "Um, shouldn't we be climbing up these vines first?" Link asked pointing up to them.
"If you wanna get knocked down by those skullutas, be my guest," I said. "Good point," Link said running after me. We went through the door and came across a deku scrub. It shot a deku nut at us and hit me in the gut. "Damn," I swore while rubbing my stomach knowing I lost a bit of heart. "You okay?" Link asked while putting up his shield. "Just dandy," I said sarcastically as another nut bounced off of Link's shield. The nut hit the scrub dead on and it tried to get away.
"Oh, no you don't," I said running after him and grabbing him by the tuft. "What color is my underwear?" I asked threateningly. "Wha?" the scrub said fearfully. I slapped him across his…uh…face. "Where's Mr. Krabs, robot?" "WHAT!" The scrub shivered in fear. "Who's Mr. Krabs?" I slapped him across the face again. "Uh, Catherine, maybe you should ask about how to get through the dungeon?" "Nah, he has useless info." "ACHOO!" Twinkle sneezed causing a hunk of rotting wood to squash the scrub. I picked up the heart that restored my health. "Shall we move on?" I asked. Link nodded as we continued onward through the next door.
Link jumped across the platform and I tried to but it crashed to the ground. I glared up at Link. "Thanks a lot." I said. "Hey, don't get mad at me," He said. I climbed the ladder and hit him over the head with a stick. "Ow!" He yelped rubbing his head. I quickly handed the stick to Twinkle and pointed at her with an innocent look on my face. Link shook his head. "Forget it." He said and opened the chest nearby. The chest held to slingshots. Link smiled evilly and shot me in the head with it. "OW!" I felt a lump forming on my head. Link held the slingshot behind his back and began to whistle innocently. "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!" I yelled. "Aaaa!" Link yelled. "ACHOO!" Twinkle sneezed making the ladder above the entrance to the room fall down.
"Hey, waddya know, we can leave now." I said. I hopped down and climbed up the ladder with Link following with a scowl on his face. Back to where the skullutas were on the vines, we both took them down with our slingshots. Link started to climb and looked down to see that I wasn't following. "Hey, what's wrong?" He asked. "Well, uh…" I shuffled my feet uncomfortably. "I'm kinda… Uh… Afraid of heights." I said meekly. Link rolled his eyes. "We're not going that high." He said. "Yeah, but still…" I said. "Look, just climb!" He shouted. "Ok, Ok, fine!" I said and started to shimmy up the vines. Soon we found ourselves at the top of the Deku tree. (Look, I'm going to skip the room up here, ok?)
We circled around the floor until a giant skulluta fell down from the ceiling. We gasped in surprise but then Link made quick work of it. We both looked down to where the center of the bottom of the tree that was covered by webs. "Well, ready?" Link asked. "Not really," I said. Heck I wanted to do anything BUT jump. "Come on, it will be over before you know it!" Link said with an annoyed tone. "No!" I said and turned away with my arms crossed. "I won't jump! I'll take the long way down!" "ACHOO!" Twinkle sneezed. The sheer force sent me and Link off the edge and falling through the web and we landed in ice cold water.
"Ack! This water is freezing!" I exclaimed. "I'm lucky my evil swim coach isn't here or I'd be working my butt off in it!" Link gave me another odd look before looking around the room we were in. "Hey, look, a switch." He said while walking over to it. "Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious." I growled. I was not in a good mood today. Link gave me a quick glare before pressing the switch which lit the torch.
"Ooh, ooh, I know what to do!" I shouted while running over to the torch and lighting it with my handy dandy hityouoverthehead stick. I ran over to the door on the other side and burned the cobwebs burning the door and letting us through. Link smirked. "Well, looks like you can't terrorize people with that thing anymore." "Huh?" I asked while looking down at my stick to see that it was nothing but a burned up match stick. "Awww…" I sighed and tossed it aside. "I was getting attached to it too." Navi flew out of Link's cap. "HEY! We gotta go save the Great Deku Tree! Enough horsing around"
"Uh, ok then." I said. "Let's go. Link nodded as we all went through the door. In this room, we saw a (Dun dun dun…..) Another deku scrub. We went through the ritual of blocking the nut with our shields and drawing it out. "Time to answer some questions, scrub," I exclaimed running after it, but Link got to it first. "Uh, I think I'll ask the questions, Catherine." "Fine," I pouted, "Be that way." Link rolled his eyes and turned to the scrub. "Now, do you know any helpful hints to get us through here?" "Ok, ok! But only a hint!" It sqeaked. "2-3-1, 23 is number 1!" Link looked puzzled. "Uh, ok." He said as he let go of the scrub who scampered away quickly.
"Ok that was easy, but how do we move on?" Link said looking at the bars on the door moving onward. "Simple," I said in a bored tone. I pulled out my slingshot and shot the eye thingy above the door and the bars lifted up letting us move on. "Like I said: Simple" I said with a smug smirk. "Oh shut up," Link said rolling his eyes. I glared at him and then enter the next room.
We came into a room with a floating platform and a spike covered rotating rolling pin thingy. "Yay, time to go swimming!" I squealed and dived into the water. Link stared ahead at me. "What the…" He muttered. Meanwhile, I was diving into the water and pressing the switch and lowered the water level allowing us to cross over. "Hurry!" I yelled pulling Link onto the platform so we could cross over. As the platform reached the other side, we saw Navi and Twinkle waiting impatiently on the other side. "Hey, what took you guys so long?" Navi asked. "Yeah, we ber waibing her bor a whileb." Twinkle said in a clogged up voice. We both glared at the fairies and moved the blocks. We killed the skulltulla and climbed up to the door.
A few rooms later, they were back in the room where they first dropped down in. "Great," Link muttered, " Looks like we'll have to use the block to move on." Link glared at the block and the torch not willing to solve another puzzle. "No need, Link." I said with an idea in my head. "Oh, Twinkle, come over here for a second," I said in a sickeningly sweet voice. "Yeah?" Twinkle said floating over. Suddenly I grabbed her and put her close to the webs covering the hole in the floor. "Ah…. AH…. ACHOOOOO!" She let out a mighty sneeze that instantly blew the webs away and the water below apart. Link looked amazed. "Wow, looks like your allergies actually came into use, Twinkle." " (achoo) Thanks." She said sniffling.
"What are we waiting for? Let's go!" I yelled jumping into the hole. "Hey, wait up" Link yelled jumping in after me. I looked at the three deku scrubs waiting for us. "Great, three deku scrubs are always better than one." I said sarcastically. "I'll take care of this," Link said as he swam out of the water. "Remember: 2-3-1!" I called out to him. But then he was already done with the easiest puzzle in the game before I could even get out the 3. "Wow, that was quick," I exclaimed. We both nodded to each other and entered the door to the final room of the dungeon.
"It's quiet… Too quiet. I have to fix that." I took a deep breath and screamed out: "HEYMRS.BOSSPERSONCOMEONOUTSOWECANKICKYOURASSANDGOONANDSAVETHERESTOFHYRULESOICANGOHOMEANDOBSESSOVERSESSHOMARUANDKENSHINANDSLEEPANDGOOFOFF!" Link, Navi, and Twinkle stared at me with wide eyes. "You were right, you're not crazy." Link said. I smiled at him. "Why thank you Link, I" "YOU'RE MEGA CRAZY! STAY AWAY FROM ME!" Link backed away.
All of a sudden we heard a loud roar. And all of a sudden, the big spideriy thingy Queen Gohma jumped down and glared its big angry eyes or EYE at us. "ACHOOO!" Twinkle sneezed that sent Gohma flying backward and in a daze. "Now's our chance, Catherine!" Link yelled and he charged at Gohma. I gave a huge battle cry and started slashing at Gohma with Link like there was no tomorrow. Gohma suddenly regained her senses and climbed up the wall and was ready to lay some ugly babies. But then Link shot her down with his slingshot and she fell in another daze. "DIE, VILE BEAST!" I yelled and slashed at it. Link just rolled his eyes and just was doing his own slashing. Until, Gohma gave a dying shriek and disappeared in a burst of flame.
"Well that was easy." I said and stretched" "Yeah, and the best part is that we saved the Deku Tree!" Link said happily. "Uh, heh, heh. Yeah, about that…" I said nervously. "Well, come on!" Link said pulling me into the blue shining light in the middle of the room. Navi flew towards the light, but it was fading fast. "Oh no! We'll be trapped in here!" Navi said in a panicked voice. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Twinkle sneezed so hard that it pushed her and Navi into the light and teleported then just in time.
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BoV- And so ends our adventure into the Deku Tree and out again. And Twinkle actually proved useful with her allergies!
Link- We just read the chapter. You don't need to tell us again.
BoV- Hey! I was just trying to come up with a good conclusion!
Inuyasha- GIVE ME MY RAMEN NOW!
BoV- WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!
Link- Anyway, r&r….If you feel like it. I don't care. In fact don't. This story sucks anyway.
BoV- LINK! (Brandishes stick)
Link-Ahhh! (Runs away)