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Inuyasha- If you don't give me my ramen, I'll beat you over the head with a rubber chicken! (Brandishes chicken threatengly)
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BoV- I Anyway, I don't own OOT or any of the Zelda games. So sad, Isn't it:(
Chapter 3: We're of to see the Princess, the Wonderful Princess of Hyrule
Inside the Deku Tree's meadow, a bright sparkly blue light thingy appeared in front of the Deku Tree and as the light faded, me, Link, Navi, and Twinkle were standing in front of him. I shook my head and sat down. "Whoa, that was a joy ride," I said. "Link, Catherine, well done." The Deku Tree said in a raspy voice. "You have broken the curse upon me," Link smiled with pride. The little egomaniacal twit…(Ahem) Sorry. But I looked concerned. "You ok, Deku Tree? Need a cough drop?" I pulled one out. How I managed to get cough drops in Hyrule, I'll never find out. If the Deku Tree had a real mouth, he would probably give a weak smile. "Children, although you broke the curse, I'm afraid that my doom draws nigh anyway."
Link's face fell. "But we broke the curse didn't we? Wouldn't that have saved your life?" The Deku Tree sighed sadly. "Unfortunately Link, That is not so. For the curse has infected me for so long, I was doomed before you two even started," Twinkle shot out of my shirt angrily. "Then what was the point of sending us in there, then? I was so congested, I felt like my head was going to explode!" I grabbed Twinkle by one of her wings and whispered in her ear. "Now's not the time, knat."
The Deku Tree weakly laughed. "It is alright. The four of you deserve an explanation anyway. So let me tell you." "We're listening," Link said folding his arms. The Deku Tree coughed. "You might want to sit down. This is a long story." And indeed a long story it was. In fact, by the time the Deku Tree was done telling us about the goddesses and Ganondorf, I could barely keep my eyes open and the fairies were already snoring away. Link was the only one who was really paying any attention at all, because he was the only one who ever heard this story before. Oh yeah, and the fairies, but the reason they fell asleep was because they were just stupid.
"Link," The Deku Tree said in a strained voice "Take this emerald, the one that Ganondorf tried so hard to get. And go and see the princess of Hyrule." A big pretty shiny green light came from the Deku Tree and into Link's outstretched hands. When the light faded, it revealed………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..Huh? Oh, sorry! It revealed the Kokiri Emerald! Yay! "You….Have….Done….Well…. Good….Bye…." The Deku Tree said in his final sentence before he slowly shriveled and died. I looked sadly at the Deku Tree. It was such a shame to see such a wise creature killed off by GanonDORK. As we slowly left the meadow, Navi stayed behind long enough to say "Goodbye, Great Deku Tree" Before she flew off to catch up with the rest of us.
Just as we were about to leave the path into the village we saw Mido blocking our way. "What did you do to the Great Deku Tree?" He demanded. "Oh, nothing, we just tried to save his wooden butt, but we were too late and he went bye bye." I said sadly. Mido looked angry. "So you KILLED him?" Link looked really angry and I wanted to punch him in the face. Link suddenly went up to him and kicked him in the place where the sun don't shine. "Ahhhh!" Mido crumpled to the ground in pain. "Awesome, Link! Let me help!" I shouted in glee and started punching him in the face while Link was constantly kicking him. Navi and Twinkle looked at each other and shrugged. "Might as well." Navi said. Twinkle nodded and they started sprinkling fairy dust (or salt, they called it fairy dust in Hyrule) all over his wounds. "GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Mido shouted in agony as we left him to his stinging and burning pain and misery.
The rest of the kokiri were alarmed by Mido's screams. One kokiri girl came up to us and asked what was going on. I cleared my throat. "You see, the poor boy stumbled upon a boko baba which, unfortunately besides causing terrible wounds, it also gave him more brain damage than usual. Therefore he has the delusional thought that WE attacked him instead of the boko baba. So, if he says anything about that, don't listen to him, he's only rambling." I smiled at her and we went off to the exit to the forest. The kid who guarded the entrance to the forest looked amazed at us. "You're not thinking of actually leaving, are you? Any kokiri who ventures out of the forest will automatically die!" I secretly gave him 5 rupees from behind my back. "But then again," the boy said singing a different tune, "You two look strong enough to handle yourselves on your own. He moved out of the way and let us pass.
In the little area with the bridge leading out of the forest, we saw Saria leaning against one of the supporting bridge ropes. "You're leaving the forest, aren't you?" She said in a sad voice. Link nodded sadly. Saria continued on. "I always knew that you would leave someday. Because you are different from me and my friends." I covered my mouth. "CoughHYLIANcough." Twinkle hit me over the head. "Quit it!" She whispered. Saria glared at me but continued. "But that's okay. Because we'll be friends forever…Won't we?" Link nodded. "Of course, Saria!" Saria dug into her pocket and pulled something out a pink ocarina and handed to Link. "I want you to have this ocarina. I hope you think about me whenever you play it, and come back to the forest to visit." Link took it. "Thanks Saria. I will." I pouted. "Hey! Don't I get a pretty ocarina? I WANNA OCARINA!" Link glared at me and hit me with his sling shot. "Owie… Meanie." Link turned towards Saria. "Goodbye, Saria we'll be back soon. Then we ran off with Saria looking sadly at our retreating figures.
When we came through the log, we suddenly keeled over and died. Ganondorf took over Hyrule, and the world was plunged into darkness.
THE END.
Ha-ha, just kidding. In reality, this is what happened: When we came out of the log, the bright sun shone on our faces. I hissed and covered my eyes with my arms. "The light, it BURNS!" Link rolled his eyes. "Meh, get over it, you big baby." I glared at him. "Well at least I don't go attacking people with my sling shot!" "That was because you interrupted my conversation with Saria!" Link shot back. Navi and Twinkle just floated there and watched the whole scene. "And, they're off at it again," Navi sighed. She turned to Twinkle. "Don't you think that this squabble is childish, Twinkle?...Twinkle?" Twinkle was floating there munching on some popcorn. (Don't know how she got that) "Yeah, Catherine! Use the stick!" Twinkle cheered. Navi rolled her eyes. "I'm surrounded." She mumbled.
Suddenly, a very scary hoot came from a tree branch above interrupting my argument with Link. "Well, HELLOOOOO there, children!" the talking owl named Kaepora Gaebora. I screamed and hid behind Link. He was shivering in fear himself. The fairies flew and hid into their respective owner's clothing. KP started his evil ramble. (I can't exactly remember what he said) By the time he was done, I was about ready to faint from fright and Link was even readier than I was. Also, I don't know about Link, but my fairy was shivering so much in my shirt, she would have been a great part of a massage chair. KP looked down at us. "Did you GEEEEET all that?" He asked. We both nodded vigorously hoping he would go away if we said yes. "Good, then I'll SEEEEEE you around!" And he flew away.
I sighed in relief. "Thank god THAT'S over." I said. Link nodded in agreement. "That was scarier than 20 Gohmas put together." "You said it," I agreed. We walked out of the alcove thing and into the open part of Hyrule Field. "Wow, this field is so big, we'll never reach the castle before nightfall!" I smiled all of a sudden and got an idea. "I know a way that will make our travels go by faster!" I shouted with glee. Link looked at me strangely. I suddenly linked my arm with Link's. (link arms with Link! Ha-Ha!) I pointed to the path ahead and broke into song as I skipped with him.
"Follow the dusty dirt road! Follow the dusty dirt road! Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the dusty dirt road!" Link looked at me in absolute horror as I continued to drag him, skip, and sing. "Oooohhh…. We're off to see the princess, the wonderful princess of Hyrule! Because, because, because, because, because, BECAUSE! Because of the wonderful things she does!" The fairies flew out and added their little bit. "Doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo!" Then all of us except Link all sang. "WER'E OFF TO SEE THE PRINCESS, THE WONDERFUL PRINCESS OF HYRULE!" We skipped on and I turned to Link. "You see, Link? At this rate, we'll be at the castle way before nightfall!" Link rolled his eyes. "In case you haven't noticed, it's been nightfall for 3 hours now!" I stopped and looked up. Indeed, the moon was up high in the sky. And I looked to see how much ground we covered and saw we weren't even close to the castle. "Uhh… Hehehe.." I laughed nervously. "Well, let's stop for the night!" I said and shuffled through my backpack I never knew existed until now.
"YAY!" I yelled in excitement And pulled out a package of something. "Toaster Strudels!" Then, it began to rain Toaster Strudels. And Heaven shined down on me. And then… "Catherine? Catherine, wake up!" "Uhhh?" I slowly opened my eyes. "Link?" I sat up. I looked to see that it was morning and we standing in front of Hyrule Castle Town. I guess I was dreaming of Toaster Strudels again. And I found that I was munching on my shield in my sleep. How embarrassing. "Uh, anyway, lets go see the Princess!" I said nervously and ran inside. Link rolled his eyes and followed after me.
I wandered around the market place staring at everything. "Wow, Hyrule Market looks even busier in real life," I said amazed. I was so caught up in my looking around, I accidentally bumped into someone. "Oh, sorry," I said. "That's okay," The girl said. When I managed to get a closer look at the girl I recognized her. "Hey, you're Malon!" She smiled. "Wow, I must be more popular than I thought," Suddenly Link came running up behind me. "Hey, what's the big deal running off like that, huh?" He glared at me. Malon looked at me and Link. "Those are some strange clothes. Are you from the forest?" I shuffled my feet nervously. "Well, I guess you could say that…" Malon suddenly got excited. "Then you two are probably a fairy boy and girl, right?" I cringed at Malon's traditional weird nickname. "My name's Malon," she introduced to Link. "My dad owns Lon Lon Ranch." Link smiled. "Nice to meet you, Malon."
"My dad was supposed to be delivering milk at the castle, but I guess he fell asleep again." She laughed. "Yeeeeaaaah…." I said rubbing the back of my head. "Well, we gotta go, see ya, Malon!" I grabbed Link by the hand and dragged him up the path to Hyrule Castle.