BoV- Well, it's me again! And I want to say thanks for the reviews!

Link- …. I LIKE CHICKENS!

BoV- (Stares at Link)

Link- (Starts to dance like an idiot)

BoV- Okay Link, I'm taking you to see a doctor. (Puts Link on a leash and drags him to the doctor's office) Inu, be a good puppy and take care of the disclaimers, please!

Inuyasha- HEY! I AM NOT A PUPPY! And BoV does not own OOT or any of the Zelda games.

Link- CHICKENS!

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A couple responses to reviews before I get started:

Evil Doughnut Man 2: Hey, don't worry. I'm as much an Inu fan as you are. I just heard that the games stink. But then again, I guess you can't always trust the evil critics. I wish I could try one, but I don't have a ps2. So sad, isn't it? Anyway, I'm glad you like the story.

Variabler: Thanks. I wish I didn't need to get them. That's why I'm going to the movies a lot this week, so I can enjoy popcorn while I still can. Anyway, thanks, glad you like the story!

Irken Gir: Sorry about that. I'm not exactly the most literate person, so I'm not good at telling the difference between accents and forms of speech. But it doesn't really make a difference to the story though.

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Chapter 4: A Meeting with Zelda and the agreement to kill GanonDORK

We were both walking up to the castle gate when we heard the hoot that could send shivers down a professional wrestler's spine. KP appeared and we were extremely scared and blah blah blah, and then he left. Thank god. Then we went up to the castle gate. The guard peered down at us with distaste. "May I help you?" I pretended to put on a sad and suffering face and spoke in a sad and suffering British accent. "Please sir, our parents were recently killed from stalchild attacks, and we don't have enough rupees to pay for our stay in the orphanage. We decided to raise the money from selling Hyrule Scout cookies, and we need to see the princess to get our shipment." From above, Twinkle started to sprinkle fairy dust on me and made it look like freezing snow. I started to pretend to shiver uncontrollably. "Won't you please let us through, so we can sell our cookies and raise enough money for my puppy to have an operation?"

The guard raised an eyebrow. "I thought you said that you needed the rupees to pay for the orphanage." I realized my fumble and said nervously, (Still in my British accent, mind you) "Well, I need to pay for my puppies operation too." The guard crossed his arms. "Sorry, no can do. Besides, the princess isn't responsible for Hyrule Scout cookie shipments. You might want to check the Hyrule Scout meeting house" I dropped the pitiful orphan act and glared up at him. "I guarantee that you WILL suffer for this." Link suddenly stepped in. "Look, can we just see the princess? It's really important." The guard scoffed. "I don't think so. As if I'd let scrawny pipsqueaks like you see the princess. Now, BEAT IT!" I glared at him with deep hatred. "You're gonna pay for that! YOU'RE GONNA PAY!" Link laughed nervously and was dragging me away. "Ahehe….. Anyway, we have to go. Bye!"

Link dragged me away to the spot where the vines were growing. "Aw, crap." I muttered. "Looks like we're gonna have to sneak in." Link turned and saw Malon singing. "Hi, Malon!" He said cheerfully. Malon stopped her singing and smiled at Link. "Hi, Fairy Boy!" Link cringed at the nick name. "Are you going to the castle?" Link nodded. Malon's smile grew wider. "Then would you mind finding my dad? He must of fell asleep again." She laughed. "What a thing for an adult to do!" I looked at Malon and nodded. "Sure, Malon. We'll find that lazy bum of a father of yours." Malon giggled at that. "Thanks Fairy Girl! Here, take this egg! I've been incubating it for a while now." She pulled out an egg and handed it to me. "Uh, thanks." I found it weird that she would be carrying an egg around with her, but I shoved the thought away.

I turned to Link. "Okay, we're gonna have to use some awesome ninja sneaking skills to get past these guards." I paused to think. "No, wait, I'm thinking about Metal Gear Solid. These guards are so easy to sneak around you could move 5 feet around them and they wouldn't notice." Link stared at me. "What's Metal Gear Solid?" I rolled my eyes. "Never mind." I started to climb the vines. "You coming or what?" Links slowly nodded and followed after me. We dropped down from the arch thing and ran along the path. Link pointed out the guards ahead and we turned to the grassy area around the castle. We climbed the stone wall, went through the moat, and we ended up where Talon was sleeping. I kneeled down and poked him. "Man, this guy sure is a heavy sleeper."

Suddenly, my stomach started to growl as loud as a wolfos. I then realized that I haven't eaten since I found myself in the Kokiri Forest. "Man, I wish my Toaster Strudel dream would come true. I heard a wolfos howl in the backround and night slowly fell. I took no notice and I was staring at the egg in my pocket. I saw a couple sticks nearby. Link looked at me funny as I was going and picking up the sticks. "Uh, Catherine, what are you doing?" I sat down and started rubbing the sticks together really fast. "Making dinner." Link raised his eyebrow. "With what?" I looked up at him. "With the egg, what do you think?" Link looked at me strangely. "Don't we need that egg to wake Talon?" I answered casually. "Yeah." Link sighed. "And is there any way to wake him without the egg?" I turned back to my work. "Nope." Now Link was getting annoyed. "Then why are you cooking it?" I shrugged. "Cause I'm hungry." Link snatched the egg from me. "If we need this egg, then I won't let you eat it!"

I glared at him. "Link, give me that egg!"

"No."

"Yes."

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NOOOO!"

"YEEEEEES!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

Then I tackled him. I started beating him over the head with my shield with one hand and was reaching for the egg with the other. Link on the other hand was keeping the egg out of my reach and using his sword to block a couple of the blows from my shield. This squabble went on for a few hours until we passed out from exhaustion. I slowly woke up when I heard a rooster crowing very loudly. I groaned without opening my eyes. I was so out of it, I didn't even question the warmth I was leaning against. Instead, I snuggled closer to the warmth. I didn't come to my senses until I heard the snapping of a picto box and the hysterical laughter of two annoying fairies. I opened my eyes to see that I was snuggled up against Link who unconsciously had an arm flopped down on top of me.

My eyes widened as a furious blush was creeping on my face and I opened my mouth wide and…… "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

My blood curdling shriek quickly woke Link up and he realized the position we were in. "GWAH!" He shouted and quickly scooted away from me. Navi and Twinkle were laughing even harder now. In a mad rush of rage I quickly slapped him across the face shouting "Pervert!" The fairies were laughing really, really, really, really, really hard now. Twinkle was able to stop laughing just long enough to say "You should talk Catherine, you were the one snuggling into him!" At this Navi and Twinkle burst into laughter again. I glared at Twinkle swatted her.

Meanwhile Link was holding the slap mark on his face. "What the heck just happened?" He asked. I glared at him and noticed that Talon didn't wake up yet. I stared at him. Man, that guy could sleep through an army of rampaging elephants. Still a little flushed from the chaotic event a few minutes ago, I picked up the cucoo that used to be an egg and chucked It at Talon. "SQUAKK!" the cucoo. Talon suddenly jolted awake. "What in tarnation! Can't a guy get a little shut eye around here!" Link got up and walked over to him. "Are you Talon?" Talon puffed out his chest. "Yep, I'm Talon, owner of Lon Lon Ranch." I got up and turned to him. "Well, Mr. Owner of Lon Lon Ranch, Malon's been waiting for you for a day now. Talon's eye's widened. "WHAT! Malon's been looking for me? Oh, I'm gonna get it from her now, making her wait for me!" Then he ran away screaming.

We stared after him. "OOOOkay…." I said. Link shrugged and started dragging the milk crates over to the moat. I looked at him in mock amazement. "Wow, you actually know what to do! I'm amazed!" Link rolled his eyes. "Please just help me." I shrugged and took care of the other crate. We both jumped over to the drain and crawled through.

We came out into the castle courtyard. I got up and stretched. "Man, I hate crawling. It makes my muscles cramp up." Link shrugged and was about to move on but I suddenly grabbed him. "Link, you idiot! There are still guards around here! Do you honestly believe that they would only put them outside the castle?" Link glared at me. "I know that! I was only going behind that bush to check how many guards are there!" I let go of him and laughed nervously. "Uh, sorry, my bad." So we started to sneak around the courtyard trying to be as sneaky as possible. Although you could almost walk right past them and they wouldn't notice, it was still possible to get caught. I almost did when I was going for some rupees but Link pulled me away before the guard noticed. Soon, we made it past security and came into the garden.

We walked in and saw a figure in a dress peeking through a window. (3 guesses who) Link went over to talk to her but I was looking through the other windows. I suddenly got an evil idea. "I wonder…" I said as I pulled out my slingshot and aimed at the left hand window. I shot at it and a guard peeked through the other side looking angry. "Hey you, don't cause trouble!" I fumed and then… He threw a bomb at me. "AAHHH!" I screamed and ducked and covered as the bomb went off. I was still a little to close and lost a quarter of a heart. "Bastard." I mumbled angrily.(Yes, you can actually do that in the game. Try it! It's funny!) Link stared at me and shook his head. The girl turned around as she heard the explosion and gasped. "Who?" We turned to look at her. "Who are you two? How did you get past the guards? And are those…" She looked at Navi and Twinkle. "Fairies?"

"Ding, ding, ding! You are correct!" I said in a game show host voice. She looked at me strangely but then continued. "Then are you both from the forest?" Link nodded and I gave a little shrug. She started to get excited. "Then would either of you happen to have the spiritual stone of the forest, would you? That green and shining stone… Do you have it?" We both nodded and she laughed in glee. "Just as I thought! I had a dream about it." I raised my eyebrow in mock interest. "A dream you say?" She took no notice and just nodded. "Yes, in it, dark clouds were billowing over Hyrule. Until a green and blue light shot out of the forest and two figured emerged. One holding a green and shining stone and the other holding three small flames that were red, blue and green." Now I was interested for real. I haven't heard about that one before. Three flames? What's she talking about? "Yes, I thought you two might be the ones." She said.

"So," Link spoke up. "What's your name? Oh my god. This guy is really dense. "Oh, I'm sorry!" The girl said. "I was so caught up in my rambling; I didn't even properly introduce myself. I am Zelda, princess of Hyrule." Wow what a BIG surprise. Zelda looked at us inquiringly. "What are your names? Link cleared his throat. "My name is Link. And the crazy person over there is Catherine." I glared at him. "Hey!" Zelda looked thoughtful. "Strange. Those names sound…Familiar. Okay then, Link and Catherine! I'm going to tell you about the legend of the sacred realm and the temple of time." Here we go, another long story. Blah, blah, blah, Sacred realm, blah, blah, blah, evil heart, blah, blah, blah, sages! After she was done Link said, "So that means that the Temple of Time…" Zelda nodded. "That's right. The temple of time is the entrance to the sacred realm. But it is guarded with a stone wall called the door of time. You need the three spiritual stones to open it. And another thing you also need is the royal family's treasure, the Ocarina of Time!"

I wasn't really paying much attention to this, cause I already heard it before. "Oh, I almost forgot," Zelda said moving aside. "I was spying through this window. The dark clouds in my dream… I believe they symbolize that man in there!" She pointed to the window. Link and I both peeked through the window to see the ugliest human looking man in the entire game! Zelda spoke up. "Can you see the man with the evil eyes?" We both nodded. "That is Ganondorf. He's the leader of the gerudos that hail from the desert. Though he swears leigence to my father, I am sure he is not sincere." Suddenly Ganondorf looked over at us. Link quickly turned away. Zelda looked worried. "What happened? Did he see you?" I got an evil idea in my head and breathed on the window creating a fog like thing on it. Then I wrote a message with my finger on it that said: "You suck" I smiled and gave him a salute and turned away. "Now he defiantly saw us!" I said with an evil grin. Link looked like he was about to strangle me. Zelda placed a hand on Link's shoulder. "Calm down and don't worry. He doesn't have any idea what we're planning… Yet!

I looked at Zelda. "So, did you tell anyone about this?" Zelda sighed. "Yes. I told my father about my dream. However, he doesn't believe that it's a prophecy." Her face grew really sad. "Ganondorf will do anything to get his hands on the triforce. I believe he aims to conquer all of Hyrule. No, the entire world!" She turned to us with a pleading look. "We must not let Ganondorf get the triforce! Help me, please!" Link looked at me. "Sounds like there's a lot at stake here. I know I'm in." I punched a fist into my hand. "Hey, I'm not about to pass up a chance like this to kill GanonDORK!" Zelda gave a relieved smile. "Thank you!" She turned to look at some of the flowers in the garden.

"I…I am afraid. I have a feeling that man is going to destroy Hyrule. He has such terrifying power!" She turned back to us with a determined look on her face. "We must not let Ganondorf get the triforce! I'll protect the Ocarina of Time with all my power. He shall not have it! You two go find the other spiritual stones!" Zelda gasped as she remembered something and turned around and started writing something. "One more thing, take this letter. I'm sure it will be helpful to you both." She handed the letter to us. "Thank you, princess." Link bowed. "Yeah, you rock!" I said. Zelda looked confused. "I….Rock? Are you implying I'm a goron or something?" She said a little indignantly. "No, no." I said. "It means that your…nice." Zelda's indignant look disappeared. "Oh. Well, thank you."

Link was looking at a woman blocking the entrance to the courtyard. Zelda smiled at us. "My attendant will guide you out of the castle. Don't be afraid to talk to her." We nodded and walked over to her. She looked down at us. "I am Impa, attendant of Princess Zelda. Everything is exactly as the princess foretold. My role in the princesses dream was to teach you the song of the royal family. I looked up at Impa. "Strange, Zelda never mentioned you in her dream." Impa's eye's widened. "She didn't? But… But… I'm her attendant… She should tell other people about me!" I patted Impa on the back. "There, there." Impa straightened up. "Um, never mind. Link, I will teach you the song of the royal family!" She put her fingers to her lips and began to whistle Zelda's lullaby. Link took out his ocarina and played it too. I have to admit, it was a very pretty song.

I was a little disappointed when they stopped playing, but I was eager to set out on an adventure. Impa looked down at us. "If the castle guards find you, there will be trouble. Let me guide you out of the castle. She threw down a deku nut sort of thing, and before we knew it we were in Hyrule Field. Impa was looking out towards Kakariko Village. "You brave children. We must protect this beautiful land of Hyrule. You two must journey up Death Mountain and speak with the gorons. There, you will find the next spiritual stone." We both walked up next to her and looked up at Death Mountain. "On the foot of the mountain is Kakariko Village. It was where I was born and raised. You might want to stop there and talk to the villagers before you scale Death Mountain. Good luck." Impa said and threw another deku nut down. In a bright flash of light, she was gone.

"Well," Link said, "Let's head for Kakariko!" I turned to him. "No, we should go to Lon Lon Ranch first!" Link raised an eyebrow. "Why?" I stamped my foot down. "Because I wanna see the horsies!" Link looked annoyed. "What does that have to do with our quest?" I opened my mouth big to whine. "BUT I WANNA SEE THE HORSIES!" Link clamped his hands over his ears. "Okay, okay! Just stop whining!" I jumped for joy. "Yay!" And I ran off in the direction of Lon Lon Ranch with everyone else reluctantly trailing behind me.

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BoV- Well, that's another chapter done! And I'm still trying to figure out what's wrong with Link here.

Doctor- It seems he is suffering from brain damage due the constant beating over the head of a rubber chicken.

BoV- INUYASHA!

Inuyasha- What? (Hides chicken behind back)

Link- CHICKENS!

BoV- (Chases after Inu) REVIEW PLEASE!