BoV- YEAH! I GOT MY MASTER QUEST GAME! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! (for now)

Link- What do you mean, for now?

BoV- Until I beat the game, and then I'll be waiting impatiently for Twilight Princess to come out. And aren't you supposed to be mentally ill?

Link- (Shrugs)

BoV- Anyway, I don't own OOT, or any of the Zelda games. So shoo! (Shoos away lawyers)

Lawyers- You win this time.

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Chapter 5: Playing with the Horsies and Lost Woods fun

It took us about a day to reach Lon Lon Ranch and we had to camp out under the stars. I don't like camping under the stars. "AAAAAHHH! BACK, BONE HEADS BACK!" I yelled killing the advancing stalchildren. Navi woke up bleary eyed. "Are they still attacking us? Can't they just leave us alone?" Link and I shot Navi a death glare and continued to battle the on coming army. Then I just realized something. "Aw shoot, I'm such an idiot!" Link raised an eyebrow. "What else is new?" I shot a glare at him. "Well, stalchildren don't attack us when we're on a path! And we're standing right in front of one!" Link looked suspicious. "How do you know all these things anyway?" He asked. "Uh…… I'm…Familiar with the landscape?" I said nervously. Link didn't look convinced. "Look, just forget about it, ok?" I said annoyed as I killed the last stalchild and flopped down on the path. "Goodnight." I said grumpily. Link whispered to Twinkle. "What's her problem?" Twinkle just shrugged and settled down herself. Link sighed and lay down and watched the stars.

The next morning I woke up and saw Link's sleeping figure and got an evil idea in my head. I snuck up on him, leaned down, brought my face close to his ear, took a deep breath, aaaaaand…… "COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed as loud as I could into his ear. "WAAAAA!" Link screamed and shot up. He glared over at me as I whistled innocently. "What? The rooster was extra loud this morning." He continued to glare and threw a rock at me. "OW!" I yelled as the offensive object hit me in the head. "Meanie…" I muttered as we set off to Lon Lon Ranch. We got there by mid morning. I sighed contently. "Aaah, I love ranches. The clean air, the loving animals, and the fresh smell…. Of cow poo?" Link coughed in disgust while I just shrugged it off. Back where I live, My school's right across from a cow farm so I'm used to the scent.

My stomach started to growl suddenly. "Man, ever since I arrived in Hyrule, I never got anything to eat." I whined. Link shrugged. "Maybe if we ask nicely, Talon will give us some breakfast." I grinned. "I like the way you think, Link." I said patting him on the back. Link rolled his eyes. So, we went inside the house. Talon was snoozing while the cucoos were pecking him nonstop. I shushed Link and crept over to Talon. I took out my rupee bag and counted. 20 rupees should cover it. I thought while I set the money on Talon's lap and took a bottle of milk and one of the cucoos. Link glared at me when we went outside. "What's the matter with you! We can't steal!"

"We didn't steal!" I retorted. "I paid the guy 20 rupees didn't I?" Link looked angrier. "You can't give him 20 rupees while he's sleeping and walk away with a cucoo and a bottle of milk!" I glared at him. "And why not?" Link stormed back into the house. After a while, he came back out. And he looked at me. "Cause those are at least 40 rupees." He said as he pocketed his own rupee bag away. "Oh." I said. Then I brightened up. "Well, let's go see the horses!" I said with glee and skipped in a scary way towards the huge circular gate that held all the horses. Link just sighed and trudged behind me.

When we entered, we saw Malon singing her song. Two horses were standing next to her. One with a rich chestnut color and a white mane, and the other a chocolate brown color and a black mane. Malon looked up and stopped singing and waved at us happily. "Hey, Fairy boy and Fairy girl! Hi!" We both cringed at the names. "Uh, how are you doing, Malon?" I asked. "Just great!" she said. "Thanks for helping me out with my dad the other day. I gave him a suitable…Punishment…Hehehe.." She gave an evil little giggle but quickly caught herself and put on her big smile. I backed away scared. I don't remember Malon being like THAT in the game. But then I remembered Talon's fear while he heard she was looking for him. And… It looked like he had a third degree burn that wasn't there when he was at the castle. I got scared and hid behind Link.

I soon forgot my fear, however, when I was looking at the chocolate brown horse. She was so pretty. I reached out my hand to pet her, but… "OWW! SHE FREAKIN BIT ME!" I screamed in pain. Malon giggled. "It seems that Milako is afraid of you, Fairy Girl." I looked up from my wound. "Oh, Milako is her name?" I could never stay mad at a horse. It just isn't my way. Malon nodded and pointed to the chestnut colored horse. "And her name is Epona." When Link went toward Epona, she suddenly galloped off. Malon giggled even more at this. "I wonder if all my horses are afraid of you two," she laughed. "Fairy Boy, want me to teach you my mother's song? It should help Epona like you better."

"Sure, why not?" Link said while taking out his ocarina. While Malon sang, Link played along. Link learned Epona's song! Yay. I turned to Malon. "Anyway, how do I getMilako to like me more?" I asked. "Simple," Malon said. "And you don't even need a song, either!" She took a deep breath and shouted: "DAISYCAKEMILK!" Milako came running up to her. Malon looked over at me. "Now you try it!" I nodded a little weirded out, but I decided to try it anyway. "DAISYCAKEMILK!" I shouted. Milako came trampling to me… And over me too. Link and Malon winced as I was lying on the ground. I got up and brushed myself off. "Well, shall we go, then?" I said waving to Malon and started to somewhat limp away. Link said goodbye to Malon and followed after me.

At Hyrule Field, well, lets just say our cucoo friend met an untimely end and we were later munching on some fried chicken. "So," Link said swallowing a bite of his food. "Should we head to Kakariko now?" "Not yet." I said. "First, we have to see Saria." Link looked annoyed. "Why? Impa told us to go to Kakariko!" I crossed my arms. "Because I said so!" Link glared. "You're not the boss around here!" I rolled my eyes. "Trust me. I know what I'm talking about." Link got up and started to walk in the other direction. "Forget it. I'm going to Kakariko." I cracked my knuckles and advanced towards him. "Well, I guess I'm going to have to do this the hard way then."

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A few hours later, I was walking happily to Kokiri Forest with Link stuffed in a bag that I found in Hyrule field. Link was muttering curses that were muffled in the bag. Navi and Twinkle were flying along trying to keep as much distance away from me as possible. As we entered Kokiri Forest, Link finally cut himself out of the bag with his sword and hit me in the head with his slingshot again. "IF YOU DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN, I PROMISE YOU THAT THE NEXT DEKU SEED I FIRE WILL GET LODGED IN YOUR SKULL!" I was rubbing the lump on my forehead. "Sheesh, and I thought you were the quiet, non-violent type. But I guess you're just a deku seed-happy idiot." Link sighed angrily. Forget it, just come on!

We went into the Lost Woods and wandered around for a while. Ugh, if only I could remember which way to go! But I didn't. So, we got lost a lot. "AGH!" Link yelled as we ended up in the beginning area yet again. "If my memory serves right, we should go… That way." I said and pointed forward. We trudged through the log but… Ended up in the beginning area. "Shoot!" I said. And usually, I have photographic game memory. "HOOOOOT! It looks like you're looooooooost!" We all turned our heads, and to our horror… KP was perched on the right side log. (I'm just using KP from now on cause Kaepora Gaebora is too long) I nodded fearfully. "Weeeeeell, all you haaaaave to do is listen to the souuuunds of the forest! Let thaaaat be your guide! Toodles!" And with that, KP flew away.

"Sounds of the forest? What the heck does that mean?" Link asked. Then suddenly, my brain started to work again! I listened closely, and sure enough, I heard Saria's song playing on the right log. "Come on!" I said pulling Link through the log. From that point onward, we just used our ears and followed wherever the music was playing. Eventually, we came to the Sacred Forest Meadow. Link walked ahead, but then I remembered what was guarding the entrance to the gate. "Link, wait a second!" I shouted, but it was too late. A gigantic Wolfos popped out of the ground and started attacking Link. "Woah!" Link yelled as he did a backflip. He thrust at it with his sword, but it just backflipped away. I got an idea and ran in front of it. "Hey, Fur-butt! Over here!" The Wolfos growled and started to advance towards me. Link took that opportunity and started slashing like there was no tomorrow. Soon, the Wolfos crumpled and died and the gate slid open so we could enter the maze.

We didn't run into anything too dangerous along the way except for a few Mad Scrubs. I got a few boo-boos from that. Waaaaaa! (Ahem) Sorry. Anyway, soon we went up the final set of stairs and found Saria sitting on a log and playing her ocarina. When she noticed us she stopped and looked up. "I've been waiting for you, Link." I crossed my arms. "Ahem!" Saria glanced at me. "Oh, and you too, Catherine." Then she turned back to Link. "This is the Sacred Forest Meadow. It's my secret place! I feel… This place will be very important to all three of us someday, that's what I feel." Link looked confused and I pretended to look surprised. I already knew what she was talking about, of course. "If you play the ocarina here, you can talk with the spirits in the forest." Saria continued. "Would you like to play the ocarina with me?" Link nodded and took out his ocarina.

Saria giggled. "Okay. Try to follow along with the melody I will play. Are you ready?" She put the ocarina to her lips and started to play. Link followed along shakily at first, but soon he mastered the melody. It was nice to hear the two of them play together. It's as if the song was made for them. I kinda felt a twinge of jealousy, but I shook it off. As the two finished, Saria giggled with joy. "Great, great! Please don't forget this song. Do you promise?" Link nodded as he put his own ocarina away. Saria smiled. "When you want to hear my voice, play Saria's song. You can talk with me anytime!" Link nodded. "Well, we better get going. Come on Catherine." He said. We both waved to Saria and set off.

As we were walking through the Lost Woods Link spoke up. "So, where are we going now? Gerudo Valley? Lake Hylia? Or any other place we don't need to go?" I shook my head. "No, we're going to Kakariko." Link's eyes widened. "Really? We're actually going?" I nodded. "Finally! We're back on track! Nothing could possibly spoil this moment!" But unfortunately, Link was wrong. "HOOOOOT! Did you meet with Saria?" Link and I looked at each other in horror. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" We both screamed.

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BoV- Finally, this chapter is finished! It took me forever to do! And I'm sorry for the long update! First of all, it was half my fault that I was so lazy, and second, this story was taken down because I did something wrong and I couldn't reupload it for a while.

Link- GO Shut up Link. I Anyway, please review!