BoV- Sorry for the long update people! I haven't been in direct range of a comp because I went to New York City for a week.

Link- You've had your comp other times!

BoV- Well, that's because….

Link- Because you're lazy, right?

BoV- YES ITS TRUE! I'M A LAZY SLOB! (Cries)

Link- (rolls eyes) Anyway, BoV doesn't own OOT or any of the Zelda games.

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Chapter 6: Kakariko Graves and Chicken Rodeos

It was peaceful and quiet in kokiri forest. The kokiri children were playing without a care in the world. That is, until they heard two screams from the lost woods. Link and I ran out of the lost woods screaming our heads off running from KP. We leaned against a tree stump home panting. "That… Was… Close" I panted. "Yeah…" Link wheezed. "We… Just… Avoided… Evil… Rambling…" Twinkle flew up into the sky and came back down. "No sign of him. Let's make a break for it!" We both nodded and ran out of the forest as fast as we could with all the kokiri staring at us.

"FREAKS!" Mido called after us. Navi and Twinkle flew back to Mido for a second to sprinkle "Fairy dust" in a threatening manner. Mido gave a quick eep and ran back into his house. Navi and Twinkle hi-fived and flew after us. In Hyrule Field we were running to Kakariko Village when night suddenly fell. Link sighed. "Well looks like we'll have to camp here for the night. I nodded and we both lay down on the path to avoid evil stalchildren. Suddenly, I felt my stomach rumbling. "Shoot, we don't have anything to eat." Link sighed. "Maybe we can get something in Kakariko."

"But I can't wait that long!" I whined. Link glared at me. "Goodnight." He then turned over and fell asleep. I sighed. "Is he immune to hunger or something?" Twinkle shrugged. "I am." She said. I stared at Twinkle like she was crazy. Eventually, we all fell asleep. The next morning, we set back off to Kakariko. We actually made it still pretty early in the morning. "Wow, what a peaceful looking village." Navi sighed flying around. Link spotted a bazaar close by. "Hey, Catherine, I'm going to go shopping for some supplies, ok?"

"Ok, lets go!" I said. "NO! I mean, why don't you go explore or something?" Link said nervously. I narrowed my eyes. "Fine, but you will pay," I growled as I walked away. "Someone's in a bad mood," Twinkle said in a annoying singsong voice. "SHUT UP!" I said and slapped her. "It's because I'm starved ok!"

"Ok, ok, sheesh," Twinkle mumbled. Suddenly, we both heard a cry of distress. "What was that?" Twinkle shouted alarmed. "It's coming from over there!" I said pointing up a small flight of stairs. We climbed up the stairs, turned right, and came upon a lady in front of an empty chicken coop. Twinkle flew up to the lady. "What's the matter?" The lady suddenly started sobbing. "I lost all my cucoos!" I rolled my eyes. Oh yeah, the chicken lady.

She pointed to me. "You! Little girl! Go find them!" I crossed my arms. "Nothing doing, lady. Not in the mood." The lady suddenly pulled out a bow and arrow and aimed at me. "I think I wasn't clear." I laughed nervously. "Anyway, as I was saying, I'll go get those cucoos for you." And with that, I picked up the nearest cucoo and threw it in it's pen. "Stupid lady," I muttered as I collected the cucoo near the gate to Death Montain. "Hey, look on the bright side." Twinkle said as we tossed the cucoo into the pen. "We might get something good for our adventure out of this." I rolled my eyes. "Just a stinking empty… OWWW!" The cucoo I was reaching for near the entrance to Kakariko pecked my hand. "WHY YOU LITTLE!" I was about to throw it to the ground when I heard an arrow being pulled back in a bow. I looked up and saw chicken lady aiming her arrow at me again. "I mean. GOOD LITTLE BIRD!" I said in a sickengly sweet voice and petting it.

Eventually we got all the cucoos back in their pen. "Thank you so much!" The chicken lady said bouncing up and down. "I'm allergic to cucoos and I get goosebumps whenever I touch them. "What's the point of owning them, then?" I asked. Chicken lady raised her bow. "But then again, you can always take some medicine for that," I said nervously. "Anyway, take this. It's made of fine glass, so be careful with it!" She tossed me a glass bottle. "Thank you." I said with a fake cheesy grin and walked away.

"Wow, that was worth my time." I said sarcastically. "Aw, come on, it's not that bad," Twinkle said. I showed her my hands which were bloody and scratched from the cucoos. "Oooh…" Twinkle said wincing. Link then came running up to us. "Hey, I got some useful stuff and food!" He said holding up a pack which probably had food in it. "You know what I got?" I said angrily. Link looked frightened. "I GOT A BLOODY AND SCRATCHED PAIR OF HANDS AND A LOUSY STINKING BOTTLE!" And with that I chucked the bottle at him and stormed off towards the graveyard. Link stood there dumbstruck. "What in blazes is her problem?" Twinkle whispered in Link's ear, "She had a bad experience with cucoos." Link winced.

Meanwhile, I was just leaning off the royal family's grave blowing off some steam. "Man, I hate that cucoo lady! Link got the easy job! ARGH!" I kicked a grave next to me. And a poe came out of it! (BUM BUM BUM!) "EEK!" I yelled and swung my sword at it until it became nothing but a little flame thing. It squeaked. "Forgive me for attacking you! I am one of the composer brothers!" Then he told me all about the magical song and everything else he had to say (Can't remember) and then he disappeared. "Catherine!" Link yelled as he entered the graveyard. "Oh, hey, Link," I said grumpily.

"Now what's your problem?" Link asked. "Oh nothing, except that I WAS RECENTLY ATTACKED BY A POE!" I shouted. Twinkle shook her head. "This just isn't your day, is it?"

"Hey, what's this?" Link asked walking up to the triforce dirt mark in front of the royal family grave. "Uh, nothing," I said nervously as I backed away. I sure as heck didn't want to go in that creepy grave. Link pulled out his ocarina and played Zelda's lullaby. "NOOOOOOO!" I yelled trying to stop him but it was to late and the tombstone blew up. "Wow, cool!" Link yelled and jumped in. "No wait!" I yelled. Twinkle sighed. "If you don't want to go in there, you don't have to." I clenched my fists. "But I have to! Because if I don't, the creepy zombies down there will eat Link and Navi's brain!" And with that, I ju,mped into the grave after Link and Navi with Twinkle following after me.

Inside the grave, I saw a bunch of dead Keese lying around. "Looks like Link took care of this room which means… HE'S IN THE ZOMBIE ROOM!" I yelled and sprinted through the next door. As soon as I entered, an unbearable smell reached my nose. "Ugh!" I exclaimed as I held my nose. "Smells like a dead mouse only ten times worse!" Twinkle fell to the ground twitching. I cautiously stepped into the room and immediately found Link frozen in spot with a zombie slowly approached him. "Hey, stay away from my idiot!" I yelled and threw a deku nut at it and it froze in place because of the light it created. (I don't know if that strategy actually works, but you can try it if you are feeling bold. Whahaha!) I ran over to Link who was still frozen. "Link, snap out of it, you dolt!" I yelled slapping him across the face.

"OW!" Link yelled putting a hand to the slap mark on his face. "Good, you can move again now COME ON!" I yelled dragging him into the next part of the room. Link smiled. "Uh, thanks for saving me. But did you have to slap me across the face?" I laughed nervously. "Sorry, it was the only thing I could think of at the time." Link rolled his eyes, but then we heard some very scary groans coming from outside the room. "EEK, they're coming, and we're trapped in here!" I yelled. I then spotted the huge tablet with the poem and the sung song on it. "HeyLink, look!Their's a song go learn it and ignore the poem! HURRY!" I yelled pushing him towards the tablet. Link quickly reached into the pack that he recently bought and pulled up his ocarina.

He quickly played the sun's song. The redeads froze in place. "Okgreatnowletsrightitdownsowedontforgetit!" I dove into Link's pack and pulled out a piece of paper and a quill pen. (I don't know what they use to right with in the game they never tell you! So I'm gonna go with the quill) I quickly scribbled down the notes of the song and we all ran out before the redeads could wake up. We quickly stepped into the pretty light and ended up in the graveyard. I sighed and flopped down. "That was too close, right Link?" Link didn't answer. "Link?" I asked sitting up. "Catherine, did you notice that it's suddenly night, but it was afternoon when we entered the grave and we were only in there for a few minutes."

"Huh?" I looked up. Indeed it was night. "Oh yeah, that's what happens when you play the sun's song." Link looked confused. Then suddenly a guy came up to me and hit me with a shovel. "HEY, NO MESSING WITH THE GRAVES!"

"Owie…" It was like being hit in the head with a slingshot, but only ten times worse. And I lost 1 ½ hearts. "Sorrrryyyyy.." I said while looking at the pretty stars dancing in front of my eyes. I shook my head and realized that the dude who hit me was none other than Dampe, the grave keeper. "Would you two like to play my heart pounding grave digging tour? Ten rupees for one hole."

"Sure," Link said and handed over ten rupees. "Man, how big is that wallet of yours?" Link shrugged as Dampe began to dig a hole. "Congratulations, you get a heart piece!" Dampe said handing it to Link. "Awesome!" Link said as it sunk into him giving him a boost. "Hey!" I handed ten rupees to Dampe from my own wallet. "Diga hole for me too,please." Dampe pocketed the rupees and started digging. "Congratulations, you got a worm!" Dampe said tossing it at me. "AAAAAHHHHH! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFFFFFF!" I yelled running around in circles. Twinkle plucked the worm off it and threw it onto the ground.

Link sighed. "Anyway, we better find a place to stay and decent food to eat, because we have to trek up Death Mountain tomorrow." I nodded. "Right, I think I saw an inn nearby." We left the graveyard and entered the nearby inn. A smiling lady at the counter looked down at us. "Well, hello little children! Where are your parents?"

"Uh, they're on a business trip," I lied. "Can we please have a room to stay in and a nice meal?" The lady smiled even wider. "Why, of course you can! All you need is ten rupees each!" Link reached into his wallet. "Shoot, I'm out of cash!"

"It's ok, don't sweat it Link," I said pulling out my own wallet. "You bought everything else today." Link smiled. "Thanks." I blushed a little until I heard two annoying giggles behind me. I turned around and saw Navi and Twinkle laughing at us. I growled and swatted the two pests away. "Shut it."

A little later, we were in our rooms pigging out on the food that we were given. "I haven't tasted anything so good since the fried cucoo!" I said happily with my mouth full. Link nodded. "Yeah because it's actually cooked right! Instead of the burned slop you made!"

"Hey!" I said. "I'm not used to cooking without a cookbook!" Link rolled his eyes. "Whatever," He said finishing up. "Well, we better get to sleep. We have a big day tomorrow." I nodded finishing off my own dinner. "Yeah, good idea." I got into my bed and closed my eyes. It felt so nice not to be sleeping in a real bed. Not quite my bed, but it was better than sleeping on the ground. Speaking of my bed I wondered if I would ever be able to be able to sleep in my own bed again. Or laze around the house again. I was even beginning to miss torturous workouts of swim team. Well, not really. Ah well, all I needed to do was complete the game, and I played it a thousand times before, so it should be easy, right? Later I would find out that I was indeed WRONG!

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BoV- So what did you think? I know Kakariko doesn't have an inn, or doesn't get a bazaar until the adult part of the game, but when I'm sucked into the game, things are bigger and more realistic than in the game, so Kakariko is a bit bigger.

Link- Do you think people actually care?

BoV- Hey, you never know! People might want to know!

Inuyasha- Can I have my ramen yet?

BoV- Oh, no not you again. Anyway please review and tell me what you think!