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Mid-July
Two women walked into the town of Hogsmead. One was 5' 6", had short blonde hair, blue eyes, and was the tiniest bit overweight. The other was 5' 4", had medium brown hair, brown eyes, and was a bit more overweight than her blonde companion, they were both about 30 years old. In the looks department they were pretty average. They looked normal, well as normal as you can get in the only all witch/wizard town in the UK, nothing out of the ordinary. Or, they wouldn't have looked out of the ordinary if they hadn't been trying to walk while they were doubled over in laughter about a sea turtle who talked like a surfer dude. They had nearly gotten over it when they walked into "Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes."
"Can I help you?" Asked Fred as he & George stepped from the back room. "Pat, I think I used up all the oxygen in my brain from laughing." The brunette said to the blonde. "Why's that, Kat?" "Cause I'm seein doubles." "YOU BLONDE!" Pat rolled her eyes. "They're twins." "Oh, ok." "Can I help you?" Fred asked again, a little bit annoyed. "No, but thanks any ways." Kat said. "Come on Pat, we need to get those 'items.' Oh yessss," Pat replied," 'items.' "
Fred went back to the register to help George out while Kat & Pat went wandering around the store randomly picking up things to "ooo" and "ahh" over. When they saw what they wanted Kat shouted "DUDE!" really loudly making George jump a foot in the air. Kat & Pat walked up to the registers. Kat went to the one that George was working and Pat went to the one Fred was working.
"Hiya!" Kat said. "Hi." George smiled back at her as he rang up what she bought, lots of Canary Creams. "You sure do have a lot of CC's here. Mind if I ask what they're for?" Nope, don't mind at all. The CC's I'm buyin & the dung bombs Pats buyin are for when the brats we're teachn get detention." George raised his eyebrow at this. "Oh, and exactly where are you going to be teaching?" "At Hogwarts course. Me and Pat are." "Really. And what subject are you teaching?" "Mythology. But its only for 6th and 7th years so the rest of the time we're goin to help the other teachers wit their classes. Plus, my cousin works there. I haven't seen him in awhile so it'll be good to catch up wit him." Kat grins. "U gots a frequent buyer card I can get, sumthin tells me Pat & I are goin to be needn more 'items' for the dahling angels we're goin to get the pleasure to teach." Kat rolls her eyes. George smiles. "Yeah, just fill this out, ok?" "K thanks." Kat fills it out & gives it back to George. George looks at it and then hands her a card. "Oh, by the way," George starts, "would you mind telling me who your cousin is?" "Sure, just don't tell anyone, cept Fred course. It's a surprise." Kat whispers the name into George's ear. George looks shell shocked. "YOU'RE KIDDING!!" "Nope, talk to ya later." She turns and sees Pat at the door waiting for her. "Kat, you bum. You still haven't given me my Matchbox 20 CD back yet!" Pat playfully growls at her. "Hey, I'll get it back to you after I burn it for myself." They walked out the door.
"They were weird." Fred commented. "Yeah, and that's coming from us!" George replied. "But, they were like 30!" "How do you know that?!" "It's on the form for the frequent buyer's card. See? Name: Patricia H. Kirkman. B/D: June 16, 1975. Did the other one get a F.B.C?" "Yeah, lemme get it." George pulls out the slip of paper. "Here it is. Name: Kathryn M. Johnson. B/D: Oct 25. 1975." George looks at Fred. "Kathryn told me that she & Patricia were going to start teaching at Hogwarts this year." "Oh really?" Fred smirked. "This outta be fun." George grins evilly then cackles in merriment. "And you'll never guess who she's related to."
A/N-Yeah, I kno I said I'd only post if I got 5 reviews but, I don't think many people will read this so what's the point n waiting? Oh, review if u wud please, even if it 2 flame. At least then I kno that the story's b-ing read. And 1 more thing, I'm not putting the disclaimer up in any of the other chapters. If, by some miracle, I do happen 2 become the proud owner of the HP characters, I'll let u know.
Mid-July
Two women walked into the town of Hogsmead. One was 5' 6", had short blonde hair, blue eyes, and was the tiniest bit overweight. The other was 5' 4", had medium brown hair, brown eyes, and was a bit more overweight than her blonde companion, they were both about 30 years old. In the looks department they were pretty average. They looked normal, well as normal as you can get in the only all witch/wizard town in the UK, nothing out of the ordinary. Or, they wouldn't have looked out of the ordinary if they hadn't been trying to walk while they were doubled over in laughter about a sea turtle who talked like a surfer dude. They had nearly gotten over it when they walked into "Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes."
"Can I help you?" Asked Fred as he & George stepped from the back room. "Pat, I think I used up all the oxygen in my brain from laughing." The brunette said to the blonde. "Why's that, Kat?" "Cause I'm seein doubles." "YOU BLONDE!" Pat rolled her eyes. "They're twins." "Oh, ok." "Can I help you?" Fred asked again, a little bit annoyed. "No, but thanks any ways." Kat said. "Come on Pat, we need to get those 'items.' Oh yessss," Pat replied," 'items.' "
Fred went back to the register to help George out while Kat & Pat went wandering around the store randomly picking up things to "ooo" and "ahh" over. When they saw what they wanted Kat shouted "DUDE!" really loudly making George jump a foot in the air. Kat & Pat walked up to the registers. Kat went to the one that George was working and Pat went to the one Fred was working.
"Hiya!" Kat said. "Hi." George smiled back at her as he rang up what she bought, lots of Canary Creams. "You sure do have a lot of CC's here. Mind if I ask what they're for?" Nope, don't mind at all. The CC's I'm buyin & the dung bombs Pats buyin are for when the brats we're teachn get detention." George raised his eyebrow at this. "Oh, and exactly where are you going to be teaching?" "At Hogwarts course. Me and Pat are." "Really. And what subject are you teaching?" "Mythology. But its only for 6th and 7th years so the rest of the time we're goin to help the other teachers wit their classes. Plus, my cousin works there. I haven't seen him in awhile so it'll be good to catch up wit him." Kat grins. "U gots a frequent buyer card I can get, sumthin tells me Pat & I are goin to be needn more 'items' for the dahling angels we're goin to get the pleasure to teach." Kat rolls her eyes. George smiles. "Yeah, just fill this out, ok?" "K thanks." Kat fills it out & gives it back to George. George looks at it and then hands her a card. "Oh, by the way," George starts, "would you mind telling me who your cousin is?" "Sure, just don't tell anyone, cept Fred course. It's a surprise." Kat whispers the name into George's ear. George looks shell shocked. "YOU'RE KIDDING!!" "Nope, talk to ya later." She turns and sees Pat at the door waiting for her. "Kat, you bum. You still haven't given me my Matchbox 20 CD back yet!" Pat playfully growls at her. "Hey, I'll get it back to you after I burn it for myself." They walked out the door.
"They were weird." Fred commented. "Yeah, and that's coming from us!" George replied. "But, they were like 30!" "How do you know that?!" "It's on the form for the frequent buyer's card. See? Name: Patricia H. Kirkman. B/D: June 16, 1975. Did the other one get a F.B.C?" "Yeah, lemme get it." George pulls out the slip of paper. "Here it is. Name: Kathryn M. Johnson. B/D: Oct 25. 1975." George looks at Fred. "Kathryn told me that she & Patricia were going to start teaching at Hogwarts this year." "Oh really?" Fred smirked. "This outta be fun." George grins evilly then cackles in merriment. "And you'll never guess who she's related to."
A/N-Yeah, I kno I said I'd only post if I got 5 reviews but, I don't think many people will read this so what's the point n waiting? Oh, review if u wud please, even if it 2 flame. At least then I kno that the story's b-ing read. And 1 more thing, I'm not putting the disclaimer up in any of the other chapters. If, by some miracle, I do happen 2 become the proud owner of the HP characters, I'll let u know.