Strange Pixie is back! With more hilarity (Squall: "Muahahahahaha!"), more drama (Quistis: "What are you talking about?!"), more action (Ifrit: *dies*) and much more hilarity (Selphie: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"). Without further ado, here it comes: The new episode of *drum roll* FFVIII That was Not Meant to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quistis looked at Squall, and then at Ifrit.

"Umm... I think we overdid it... You know? I also think it's dead..." she whimpered.

"Hell, that's not good..." Squall nodded in agreement.

They both stared at Ifrit's body lying on the floor. Then, all of a sudden, it started convulsing and then... coughing (if you remember in the last chapter, Ifrit choked on his saliva).

Both Squall and Quistis were staring at the GF like in: O_o-ness.

Ifrit sat up and put on a pair of shades. "Yo buddies! You managed to defeat me! And you had 1 second left! Congrats man! Your SeeD level will shoot sky-high for sure! Anyway, you get the Ifrit Card and you get me to join your team! Ain't that cool?"

"..." Said Squall.

"Huh? I didn't catch that..." Ifrit replied. "Anywho, you get to name me... so what shall it be?"

"I SHALL NAME THEE IFRIT THE FIREMAN!!!" Squall shouted, sending Quistis and Ifrit 10 feet into the air.

"...Hell..." Quistis said, slapping her forehead. "So you have a 'Shiva the Ice Queen', 'Quezacotl the cool looking but downright lousy' and 'Ifrit the fireman'..."

"Yeah," Squall shrugged.

"Alright, then let's get out of here..."

They both walked back to the Garden when they noticed that the two Garden Faculties were gone... and a trail of blood left behind...

"O_o Wonder what happened there..." Quistis mumbled as they exited.

Out of the bluest sky they call hell (well, they were running through a forest so that can't happen...), they were ambushed by a T-Rexaur!!!!!!

"Oh my goshieeee! It's a T-Rexaurieeee (told ya) !!!!!!" Quists screamed.

"._.||| Uh... Oh..." Squall whimpered as both of them looked up at the towering dinosaur.

"On the count of three..." Quistis whispered to Squall, "We run like made donkies and get to Garden. First one there gets to steal Seifer's box of Toblerone chocolate. Whaddya' say?"

Squall bared his teeth. He wanted chocolate... and boy, when he wanted something, he GOT it...

"One..." Quistis said slowly, "Tw-"

WhooooOOOoooOOOoooSh...!!!

Squall was gone and in his place was a cloud of dust. "GET BACK HERE, SQUALL!!!"

Squall looked over his shoulder and shouted back: "I don't know how to count!!!"

"Grrrness..." Quistis put on her roller blades. "You're not getting away that easily... Oh, no. Not when Seifer's toblerone chocolate is at stake!" she hissed.

In 5 seconds, Quistis caught up with Squall (they left the confused T-Rexaur behind).

"Hey, Squall! Look behind you! It's Barney the pink dinosaur!!!" Quistis screamed as she bladed past Squall in a hurry to win him at a 'Reach Garden & steal chocolates' game...

"Oh, no! I'm not falling for THAT! Barney is PURPLE, you freak! Not PINK!! DUH~! You must think I'm some kind of idio- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Squall tripped and was last seen flying up towards the second floor of Balamb Garden.

Quistis winced.

'CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Quistis winced again. She assumed Squall had crashed into the classroom window...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY CHOCOLATES!!!!!!!!" Quistis cried. "Grrr... nevermind. Next time, I vow that I WILL get to Garden first! And the chocolates will be mine! ALL MINE!!! Muahahahaha!"

Quistis then heard a familiar voice that went: My spine!! .......

Meanwhile, at the Cafeteria~~~

"I want 57 hotdogs right THERE on a plate. NOW!" Some weird blonde kid said to the lady behind the counter.

"I'm sorry but we are all sold out of hotdogs today. Come earlier next time." The cafeteria lady replied.

"wHaT?! No way! Ye had better get me some hotdogs NOW!!! Or I'll--" Zell was cut short in mid-sentence because...

"AHHHHH! Hallelujah here I cooooooooomeeee!" came an all too familiar voice.

2 seconds later, Squall was seen flying through the cafeteria window, breaking the glass (and several people's bones) in the process...

Phweeeeeeee....... Kaploomb!!!!! Squall crashed into Zell and Zell went skidding into a wall, head first.

Zell cried out in pain/anger, "MY SPINE!!! I think I broke my SPINE!!! Egads, man! What the hell did you do THAT for???"

Squall picked himself up, seemingly unhurt at all. "It was.... the chocolate's fault!!!"

Zell: ????? Oh... Can I have the chocolates then? =D

Just then, Quistis appeared behind Squall. "Boo!"

"Argh!!!" Squall flew 10 feet into the air again. "Instructor! That's the second time todaaaaaay!!!"

"Quit yer yappin'. You have ta get changed into yer uniform and assemble at the [1F Lobby] in 5 hours time! NOW MOVE!!!" Quistis screeched.

"._. Yes, sir!" Squall said, saluting. And seeing the dark look Quistis was giving him, he quickly added, "Yes MA'AM, SIR!!!"

"Good, now, go, go, go!!!"

Squall ran out of the cafeteria and passed the savepoint.

"Oooooh.... A savepoint that looks like an ATOM!!! O_O" Squall stood in front of the savepoint for 20 minutes, gaping at it... Then, finally, he goes to the directory/teleportation board thingy and selects 'Dormitory'.

In no time, Squall was at the dormitory. He spots yet another savepoint.

"OOOOOoooh! Another atom/savey thingy! Look at those electrons go! Is that the nucleus???"

Squall got tired of the mysterious atom and enters his room and says to himself: "Uniform... Get changed? Forget it? Umm... okay, get changed!"

After a few seconds of black screen-ness, Squall looks at himself in the mirror.

"Whoa! I look gooooood! XD"

Squall then sat on his bed and opens his drawer. He grabbed his Gameboy Advance and starts to play Super Mario World. After half-an-hour...

"Ooooh! You die NOW, Bowser! Just ONE MORE Mecha Koopa and you're- Oh, no, no, no, no, no! My feather! I lost my feather!!! Must... get... mushroom... Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! GAME OVER??? WHY?!?!?" Squall starts to cry.

2 seconds of recuperating...

"Okay, now for the SeeD exams! ^_^ I shall go outside my room and save at the atom thingy!!!"

This was pure crap... I seriously had serious writer's block... seriously. Was somewhat amusing though. Next chapter, Squall goes on his mission at Dollet and I hope the chapter doesn't turn out as pathetic as this one... Review or lose out people.