At school, a nice cool, clear evening. But not for long.
****After the Sorting Ceremony****
Everyone in the Mess Hall (Great Hall) looked up at the ceiling as it changed from clear to dark and stormy.
"Hey," Harry said, "why did it all of a sudden become dark and stormy?"
"I checked the weather for today." A girl of 5' 8" with long, wavy brown hair said. "It said it would be a clear night. I wanted to get started on my Astronomy homework."
Ron looks astonished. "But we haven't even gotten our assignments yet, Hermione."
"Oh, I guess you're right. Ok, but it would have still been romantic to look at the stars with my special someone." Hermione stated with a slight smirk. Ron blushed.
There was suddenly thunder, lightening, rain, and wind outside. The thunder was very loud, as if it was right over the castle.
'This is almost something, noooooo. It couldn't be them. Oh please Lord, don't let it be them.' Snape thought throughout this whole thing.
Then, there were loud banging noises coming from the direction of the doors leading out of the Great Hall. It sounded like someone was knocking but it was ten times louder then what any human could muster alone.
With all this noise everyone had put their heads down as if to shield themselves from the monstrously loud noises, because frankly everyone was going deaf.
Then, just as suddenly as it had started, it stopped. The lights were off, but as the last lightening streak went through the sky they flickered back on.
"What was that?" Harry questioned.
"I dunno." Kathryn responded. "Any clue Pat?" "Nope, sorry Kat." Was Patricia's reply. They were sitting on either side of Professor Snape, who looked like he was going to be sick. "Why, Snape dahling," Kathryn started in her, very fake, Victorian British accent, "you look positively dreadful. Are you coming down with something?" "Yeah," Patricia picked up what she called her British hick accent, "you sure u didn't eat none of those crawlin pepper things? Cause, those ain't peppers, they ants." Snape looked like he wanted to be swallowed by the ground. He looked towards Dumbledore with a pleading look. Dumbledore just smiled and started his speech.
"Welcome students!" Dumbledore began. "This year we have the pleasure of welcoming back a new teacher." He nodded towards Lupin. "And welcoming two new teachers who will be teaching the new Mythology subject and helping out in other classes." When he turned to nod at Kat & Pat he saw that Kat had conjured up a couple pencils and was pretending to play the drums while Pat played the air guitar. When they saw him looking at them, they stopped and smiled, trying to look innocent but didn't quite pull it off.
Dumbledore shook his head. "As I was saying, Professor Patricia Kirkman will be helping out in Divination while Professor Kathryn Sander will be helping out in Potions." When he looked at them again Kathryn was staring at him with her mouth open, resting her head on her hand, and looking very dazed, Patricia was rocking on the back legs of her chair while muttering the words to a song she knew, and Snape was slumped over pretending to be invisible. "Oh, this is going to be a very fun year." Dumbledore said in a very sarcastic voice. "As always, the Forbidden Forest is forbidden and anyone caught breaking the rules will have to answer to Mr. Filch." In the back Filch grinned his nasty grin while a single flash of lightening went off (courtesy of Pat). "And I want you all to know that most detentions will be spent with the two new professors and that they have come up with interesting detentions, to say the very least."
At the mentions of detentions Pat & Kat sat up straight and got a wild in their eye.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! You brats never escape from OUR detentions!!!!!" Kat said overdramatically, as usual.
"DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!" Pat added.
Snape, seeing his opening for the first real fun he had had for years, inconspicuously flicked his wand and creepy organ music started playing.
At hearing the organ music from Snape Pat and Kat looked at him, shocked. Then preceded to glomp him.
"I knew you still had it in ya cuz!!" Kat said, hugging her cousin.
"AWESOME!!!! Our music maker is back!" Pat screamed.
"Would you all please take your seats?" Dumbledore asked, as calm as ever, if not a little bit exasperated.
"Sure, sure." Kat said. "You're the boss, boss." Pat said. Snape made no noise and sat back in his seat while trying to salvage what dignity he had left.
Dumbledore sighed, deeply. "Let's all hope we survive the year. Feast time!!!!" At these words the serving plates on the tables were filled with delicious food.
"Well, what do you think?" Dumbledore asked Lupin. "I think we are all going to have some well deserved fun this year." Lupin replied as he heard Pat complain about there being no pizza. "Lots of fun." He caught Kathryn's eye and waved. She blushed a tiny bit and waved back.
"I don't know how we are going to survive this." Harry said.
"I agree." Ron said. "Fred and George are going to be sooooo upset that they missed this. What do you think of this, Hermione?"
"Madness and mayhem, Ron." She answered while looking at the two new professors. "Madness and mayhem." And everyone who heard her nodded their heads in agreement.
A/N: Sry Pat if I screwed up ur British Hick accent. Oh, and I'm sorry if I messed up what Dumbledore is supposed to say. WEEEEEEEE HEHEHEHE!!!! THE INSANITY CONTINUES!!!! Well, hope u all had as much fun reading this as I had writing it. Adieu and, l8r dudes!!!! (and dudettes ^_^)
****After the Sorting Ceremony****
Everyone in the Mess Hall (Great Hall) looked up at the ceiling as it changed from clear to dark and stormy.
"Hey," Harry said, "why did it all of a sudden become dark and stormy?"
"I checked the weather for today." A girl of 5' 8" with long, wavy brown hair said. "It said it would be a clear night. I wanted to get started on my Astronomy homework."
Ron looks astonished. "But we haven't even gotten our assignments yet, Hermione."
"Oh, I guess you're right. Ok, but it would have still been romantic to look at the stars with my special someone." Hermione stated with a slight smirk. Ron blushed.
There was suddenly thunder, lightening, rain, and wind outside. The thunder was very loud, as if it was right over the castle.
'This is almost something, noooooo. It couldn't be them. Oh please Lord, don't let it be them.' Snape thought throughout this whole thing.
Then, there were loud banging noises coming from the direction of the doors leading out of the Great Hall. It sounded like someone was knocking but it was ten times louder then what any human could muster alone.
With all this noise everyone had put their heads down as if to shield themselves from the monstrously loud noises, because frankly everyone was going deaf.
Then, just as suddenly as it had started, it stopped. The lights were off, but as the last lightening streak went through the sky they flickered back on.
"What was that?" Harry questioned.
"I dunno." Kathryn responded. "Any clue Pat?" "Nope, sorry Kat." Was Patricia's reply. They were sitting on either side of Professor Snape, who looked like he was going to be sick. "Why, Snape dahling," Kathryn started in her, very fake, Victorian British accent, "you look positively dreadful. Are you coming down with something?" "Yeah," Patricia picked up what she called her British hick accent, "you sure u didn't eat none of those crawlin pepper things? Cause, those ain't peppers, they ants." Snape looked like he wanted to be swallowed by the ground. He looked towards Dumbledore with a pleading look. Dumbledore just smiled and started his speech.
"Welcome students!" Dumbledore began. "This year we have the pleasure of welcoming back a new teacher." He nodded towards Lupin. "And welcoming two new teachers who will be teaching the new Mythology subject and helping out in other classes." When he turned to nod at Kat & Pat he saw that Kat had conjured up a couple pencils and was pretending to play the drums while Pat played the air guitar. When they saw him looking at them, they stopped and smiled, trying to look innocent but didn't quite pull it off.
Dumbledore shook his head. "As I was saying, Professor Patricia Kirkman will be helping out in Divination while Professor Kathryn Sander will be helping out in Potions." When he looked at them again Kathryn was staring at him with her mouth open, resting her head on her hand, and looking very dazed, Patricia was rocking on the back legs of her chair while muttering the words to a song she knew, and Snape was slumped over pretending to be invisible. "Oh, this is going to be a very fun year." Dumbledore said in a very sarcastic voice. "As always, the Forbidden Forest is forbidden and anyone caught breaking the rules will have to answer to Mr. Filch." In the back Filch grinned his nasty grin while a single flash of lightening went off (courtesy of Pat). "And I want you all to know that most detentions will be spent with the two new professors and that they have come up with interesting detentions, to say the very least."
At the mentions of detentions Pat & Kat sat up straight and got a wild in their eye.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! You brats never escape from OUR detentions!!!!!" Kat said overdramatically, as usual.
"DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!" Pat added.
Snape, seeing his opening for the first real fun he had had for years, inconspicuously flicked his wand and creepy organ music started playing.
At hearing the organ music from Snape Pat and Kat looked at him, shocked. Then preceded to glomp him.
"I knew you still had it in ya cuz!!" Kat said, hugging her cousin.
"AWESOME!!!! Our music maker is back!" Pat screamed.
"Would you all please take your seats?" Dumbledore asked, as calm as ever, if not a little bit exasperated.
"Sure, sure." Kat said. "You're the boss, boss." Pat said. Snape made no noise and sat back in his seat while trying to salvage what dignity he had left.
Dumbledore sighed, deeply. "Let's all hope we survive the year. Feast time!!!!" At these words the serving plates on the tables were filled with delicious food.
"Well, what do you think?" Dumbledore asked Lupin. "I think we are all going to have some well deserved fun this year." Lupin replied as he heard Pat complain about there being no pizza. "Lots of fun." He caught Kathryn's eye and waved. She blushed a tiny bit and waved back.
"I don't know how we are going to survive this." Harry said.
"I agree." Ron said. "Fred and George are going to be sooooo upset that they missed this. What do you think of this, Hermione?"
"Madness and mayhem, Ron." She answered while looking at the two new professors. "Madness and mayhem." And everyone who heard her nodded their heads in agreement.
A/N: Sry Pat if I screwed up ur British Hick accent. Oh, and I'm sorry if I messed up what Dumbledore is supposed to say. WEEEEEEEE HEHEHEHE!!!! THE INSANITY CONTINUES!!!! Well, hope u all had as much fun reading this as I had writing it. Adieu and, l8r dudes!!!! (and dudettes ^_^)