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The following is some background information on the Ruler of the Universe.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about the Ruler of the Universe:
The Ruler of the Universe
According to the Quarkin peoples of Bedulon Three, the ruler of the universe is, in fact, a large bowl of vanilla pudding named "sqwud" which issues directives via a large, plastic spoon sticking into the pudding. It is their belief that the spoon becomes warmer to the touch to indicate an affirmative answer, and becomes cooler to the touch to indicate a negative answer. The Quarkin peoples of Bedulon Three are, of course, completely wrong, but no one has the heart to tell them so, due to the fact that the Quarkin peoples of Bedulon Three are a genetically enhanced race of fluffy pink bunny rabbits. The general attitude of the surrounding culture is, "Hey! They're fluffy pink bunnies. Let them have their little beliefs and be on with it." (It should be noted that the surround cultures also have an inherent phobia of fluffy, pink bunnies, particularly if they are genetically enhanced. Therefore, this may impact their decision NOT to enlighten the Quarkin peoples of Bedulon Three.)
The real ruler of the universe (according to a certain band of Homo sapiens) is in fact a popular author named J.K. Rowling. Again, these people are completely, utterly, and hopelessly wrong, though it is an intriguing theory. Despite many nasty lingering rumors, the President of the Galaxy has absolute and complete control over nothing in particular. This strikes many people as a very good thing, as the people who generally end up getting elected to office aren't really the sort of people who you'd want pulling the strings behind the cosmos. The person who actually makes the important decisions about the universe (such has what color evening dress looks best in the flattering, but slightly florid light of a small, gaseous planet located in the Horse head Nebula) is a lonely, unassuming man who lives in a small shack on a very rainy planet in the middle of the galaxy with his cat named "Lord".
This individual is one of the most dim-witted, unassuming, and all-around generally moronic people any sane person is likely (or unlikely, since he prefers his privacy) to meet. In fact, upon spending thirty seconds in the same room as him, many return to their devastatingly expensive spaceships with an even greater sense that there simply must be a higher power at work. Several research teams from the Maxi-Magalon Institute for Wastefully Trying to Work Out Things That No One In Particular Cares About sent to research the root of the ruler's power have determined that the ruler of the universe may, in fact, be receiving directives from his cat, "Lord". "Lord" categorically denies any accusations of omnipotence and assures everyone that he is a completely normal house cat. Several prominent theorists proclaim these statements to be "extremely sinister in nature"; stating that rarely in history has a feline been able verbally assert that it is a completely normal house cat. It's simply not something that completely normal house cats do. This only strengthens the case of those who believe that the universe is, in fact, being diabolically manipulated by a small cat for its own dastardly ends. Unfortunately, the fluffy, pink, genetically enhanced bunny rabbits of Bedulon Three will have to proceed valiantly through life without knowledge of any of this. Citing that their fluffiness, pinkness, genetically enhancedness, and bunny rabbitness with not be affected in any way by their ignorance, many philosophers argue that if everyone proceeds valiantly through life without knowledge of any of this, society as a whole might have many more parties to go to. Bitterly, the philosophers recall that they don't get invited to those sort of parties (or indeed any parties at all) and sourly return to their existentialist blabbering.
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