A/N: Not mine, thank God! Spoilers, albeit just a couple things, from book 6. No likey spoilers, no ready thingy.
Kathryn came rushing into Professor Snape's room. "SEVIE! SEVIE! Wake up! I just a letter from some chick named J. K. Rowling who I think is seriously on drugs."
"Just what are you babbling on about Kathryn?" Snape asked as he looked up from grading essays his 3rd year class just turned in 'God these kids are getting dumber each year.'
Kathryn put both fisted hands on her hips and proceeded to frown and look altogether angry. "Some freaky chick wrote in like a newsletter or something, that all this time you have been evil and just biding your time until Moldie Voldie regained his power and body and then you were going to return to him."
Snape looked positively sick. "Ew! Someone actually thought and wrote that I would go back to that sick perverted freak!"
"But that's not all. Look!" Kathryn shoved piece of paper into Snape's face. "It also says that you kill Dumbledore. You kill Dumbledore! Who the flip would believe that!" Kathryn was near shouting now, her face red with her fuming.
WHAT! Bu … ho … wha … who would write something like this! Just WHAT is this world coming to? Sick freaks thinking I would go back to Old Moldie" Snape grabbed the piece of paper from Kathryn mumbling and grumbling to hisself whilst walking over to his desk. "Ah ha!"
Kathryn walked over in confusion. "What?"
"What what?"
"You said 'Ah ha' what was the 'Ah ha' for?"
"Oh, I also got a letter from this J. K. Rowling character. In the one she wrote to me it says that Sirius is dead and there is no reviving him."
"But that stupid, he's alive and kicking thanks to whatever resurrected him." Kathryn scrunched up her forehead. "Ok, Pat and me is gonna find this person & show 'em a lil' what for."
"I didn't understand what half of that was but …. GOOD LUCK WITH IT!" Snape shouted while he pumped his fist in the air.
Meanwhile on the outside of the door
"Bloody hell!" Ron exclaimed.
"I know." Harry agreed.
"They converted him!"
"I know."
"They bloody converted Snape!"
"I KNOW!" Harry stated getting exasperated with Ron. "come one, we've got to find Hermione and tell her about this."
Ron followed Harry shaking his head. "She is never going to believe this."
A/N: Sorry for the weirdness of it all, I just had to get it off my chest.