What My Mother Taught Me

by Saber Girls

You learn all sorts of stuff when Leia is your mom... My mother taught me about KITCHEN APPLIANCES: '... and this is why we never put thermal detonators in the dishwasher.

2. Rogue Squadron

I got a great response to my first post, so (high on ego boost, to sick to go to school, and too lazy to do homework), I'm writing another chapter. More to come if people still like this.

Jaina

ARtR:

owphoenix: Many thanks.

KnightedRouge: Yeah, I like that one too. Many thanks, and it's an honor to be reviewed by you.

SuP3R G1R: Arigato. Now go write stuff your own so I can review back!

What Rouge Squadron Taught Me

Rouge Squadron taught me about MATURITY. "Major Janson, give the teddy bear back."

Rouge Squadron taught me about AVOIDING CULPABILITY. "Wes did it!"

Rouge Squadron taught me about the MILITARY CHAIN OF COMMAND. "Don't tell Admiral Akbar I told you this, but Lieutenant Kettch is actually the one who runs things around here."

Rouge Squadron taught me about MY FAMILY HISTORY. "… and then Wes and Hobbie locked your uncle in the 'fresher with Chewy for three hours."

Rouge Squadron taught me about ADVANCED WEAPON SAFETY. "Do not give Wes a blaster when there are no Imperials around, because he will find something to shoot, and it may just happen to have a lawyer."

Rouge Squadron taught me about MIXING DRINKS. "The more Whyrven's Reserve you put in the hot chocolate, the more funny stories Mr. Calrissian tells."

Rouge Squadron taught me about INTELLIGENCE OPERATIVES. "They always know where you're hiding the anniversary present."

Done. Anyone interested in what Luke learned from Yoda?