What My Mother Taught Me

by Saber Girls

You learn all sorts of stuff when Leia is your mom... My mother taught me about KITCHEN APPLIANCES: '... and this is why we never put thermal detonators in the dishwasher.

3. Mara to Luke

What My Fiancée Taught Me: by Luke Skywalker

by Saber Girl Leia

Yeah, this is SG Jaina's fic... I hope she doesn't mind. /GULP. What's the lightsaber for, dear/ But it's just one shots so I suppose a chapter of mine won't detract much. Probably not as funny as hers though...

My fiancée taught me about HUMILITY. "I'm going to kill you. There's nothing you can do about it."

My fiancée taught me about IRONY. "Why do you want to pick that day for our wedding?" "It's the anniversary of me not killing you for the first time."

My fiancée taught me about INSANITY. "Just keep telling the little voices in your head to leave you alone. If that doesn't work, kill somebody."

My fiancée taught me about TRUE LOVE. "You'd better love me. I gave up my ship for you!"

My fiancée taught me about IMPORTANT LIFE EXPERIENCE. "You haven't really lived until you've had a major role on both sides of the war."

My fiancée taught me about FASHION. "Only I can wear all black! You must wear color!"

My fiancée taught me about PATIENCE. "I'm going to count to three..."

My fiancée taught me HOW TO DEAL WITH MAJOR WEAPONS. "Get me one for my ship, okay?"

My fiancée taught me about WEDDING PLANNING. "The weapons check will be here, then we need a metal detector just in case, oh, and the barricade to hold off the media belongs about here..."

My fiancée taught me about IGNORANCE. "You're Darth Vader's son!"

My fiancée taught me about A GOOD TIME. "No one died!"

My fiancée taught me about GOOD MANNERS. "Make sure your target isn't standing on the good white carpet when you shoot."