A/N: Woo, another one done! oh and Sarah, I am reading your fic, isa just my time has been a little compromise but expect a review soon!

Title: My Baby's Father.

Chapter Five by Five:

"Well...?" Angel asked, his constipated face on.

"Angel..." Buffy started. "This is all so sudden."

"Not to mention lame." Tara pointed out. Everyone looked at her. "I mean... W-what's your answer B-Buffy?"

"I... accept!"

"Hey in the what now?" Xander was baffled. "You can't marry Dead Boy! Hello? He gets it on with you and goes all evil and kills people!"

"Plus, he's gone puffy." Buffy realized. "Yeah, I'm not marrying you."

"But I have money!" Angel said, getting the hundred dollar bills in from his pocket.

"Money!" Anya moaned in pleasure. She regained herself and quickly took the bills from Angel grasp. She counted it instantly. "Wow, there's like 60000 $ here!"

"Where did you get all this money?" Buffy asked, remembering she was in debt.

"Well, when I had my son I decided to save for college and stuff, but now that he's..." Angel collapse again. It was getting quiet annoying. "Connor..."

"We get it, you ass." Tara backboned. Everyone glared. Amber rolled her eyes. "I-I mean, this is s-so sad for him."

"Buffy." Willow whispered. "With that money we could afford more water."

"And more shoes!" Buffy perkily added.

"So, Angel, are you single?"

"Anya!" Xander scolded.

"What? I'm just trying to have a back up incase you decide to cowardly leave me at the alter or something." Anya explained.

"So what do you say Buffy?" Angel asked again after standing back up.

"Well I do have some bills to pay and the baby will probably cost money-"

"And Dawn needs a college education." Anya reminded.

"Dawn?" Buffy questioned.

"You're sister!" Tara added.

"Tara, don't be silly, I don't have... holy shit! Dawn!" Buffy looked around. "I thought someone was watching her!"

"Oh come on, Buff." Xander tried to calm down. "I'm sure she's fine."

"Please, please let me go!" Dawn screeched in that squeaky little voice she had. The type that made you just want to strangle her. Ethan started to bleed from his ears.

"You annoying little brat!" He screamed in pain. "Minions!" Oz, Harmony and the vampires walked in the room. Ethan turned to them. "It's time we get this show on the road."

"We're doing a play?" Harmony asked. Ethan hit her with a bat. She passed out.

"As I was saying, it's time to send Buffy a warning! Go on! Get her!" Oz and the minions headed out.

"Buffy will come for me." Dawn warned.

"I'm not going!" Buffy said putting her hands on her hips.

"Buffy! We have to go rescue Dawn!" Tara, who clearly was the only person who actually cared about others in the room, told.

"Bloody hell..." Spike said standing back up. "What happened?"

"Angel asked Buffy to marry him." Willow told tactlessly, her addiction to magick getting to her.

"What the bloody hell?" Spike gave a torture look that exalted his sexy cheekbones.

"Spike." Buffy started. "Angel can provide for my child. You have no job and live in a crypt. And no matter how good the sex is, I mean REALLY good, I mean, seven-hour-bringing-buildings-to-the-ground-good, I have to finally think about someone other than me."

"But... Buffy..." Spike had his puppy dog eyes, that just made anyone melt. He lick his lips tentatively and... well Buffy's only human.

"Oh Spike!" Buffy said jumping on the vampire and loudly unzipping his pants. Everyone look uncomfortable. Well, to be honest, Anya watched and took notes to practice with Xander later. Clem had gotten some popcorn from... his ears, and was enjoying the show from the research table. Tara shook her head sadly and put another dollar in the Buffy won't have sex with the evil undead jar. by now they had enough money in there to pay for the repairs on the Summers house. Willow frown at the display of straight sex, since she was gay, and didn't know anything about those dangly things men had, so she was rightly confused. Cause she's gay. Get it? Willow's GAY NOW! Angel just looked at the sex having with a brood-y face. If he was man enough, he would've done something to stop it, instead of just watching Cordy screw his son... er, that hasn't happened yet... ignore it.

And Xander? Oh he passed out. The sight of his high school crush and his current crush going at it like animals on the floor was too much for his poor mind.

"Hey." A voice said taking everyone's attention from the sex. Everyone looked at the small man with red hair standing with two vampires at the door.

"Don't we know him?" Buffy questioned after getting... something out of her mouth.

"He seems vaguely familiar..." Xander remembered as he woke up.

Suddenly, it dawned, key-like, on Anya. "Oz?"

"Yes."

"Oh my Goddess!" Willow shook slightly, not just cause she was an addict. "Oz!"

To be continued...