What My Mother Taught Me

by Saber Girls

You learn all sorts of stuff when Leia is your mom... My mother taught me about KITCHEN APPLIANCES: '... and this is why we never put thermal detonators in the dishwasher.

6. Father Han

What My Father Taught Me

by Saber Girl Leia

From a suggestion by SailorLeia.

Han's advice to his children. Most can apply to any or all of them, but if one is specific, I will specify. ;)

There may be more later, but I am having Internet trouble and just trying to post something at the moment.

My father taught me about MY FAMILY HISTORY. "There's no drinking age on Corilleia. And we all have to pass on our traditions, you know. The secret is to not mention this to your mother."

My father taught me RESPONSIBILITY. "I swear, if there's a single scratch on my ship when you get back..."

My father taught me about AGING. "You know, I can't even remember if it was me or Greedo who shot first anymore..." (wink, wink, gag)

My father taught me SAFETY. "Don't try anything you see me do when I'm fixing the Falcon. Or fighting. Or cooking..."

My father taught me NEW VOCABULARY. "CENSORED"

My father taught me about DATING. "Just make sure you have at least one more hidden weapon than he does." (Or she does, for Jacen and Anakin).

My father taught me about DIETING. "We don't eat cinammon buns in this household, kids. Ask your mother if you want to know why."

My father taught me about REWARDS. "If you're very good kids, I'll let you go stay with Uncle Luke next time we go out, instead of C-3PO."