What Wes Janson Taught Me
By Saber Girl Jaina
A/N: Back to your suggestions next chapter guys, so keep 'em rolling. We're taking a quick break from reader suggestions because, quite frankly, this has to be done. Also, about the Luke and alcohol bit: we all know he's not the type to drink heavily, but in his youth? Come on folks, he was surrounded by Corellians! There had to be a few incidents.
Wes Janson taught me about STEALTH. "If you're really careful, you can replace your uncle's lightsaber with a glowstick, and he won't notice until the shooting starts!"
Wes Janson taught me about SOME OF THE MOST DISTINGUISHED MEMBERS OF THE NEW REPUBLIC MILITARY. "Wedge slept with a nightlight for weeks after the battle of Yavin."
Wes Janson taught me about LIGHTSABERS. "This one time Lieutenant Kettch stole Corran's and left it in the women's changing room of the base gymnasium. It was really funny until that girl from Taris figured it was some sort of deodorant can..."
Wes Janson taught me about PRANKS. "Kettch did it. Kettch always does it."
Wes Janson taught me about BLASTERS. "They're my favorite toys!"
Wes Janson taught me about POLITICAL SCIENCE. "We'd all be better off if we just let the Ewoks rule the universe."
Wes Janson taught me about FASHION. "Adumar is the only planet in this galaxy that actually understands the subtle genius of my taste in clothes."
Wes Janson taught me about THE INTRICACIES OF STARFIGHTER COMBAT. "The more TIEs you blow up, the more drinks you get."
Wes Janson taught me about THE IMPERIAL COMMAND STRUCTURE. "I here they used to promote guys based on the number of words they could say to Vader and live."
Wes Janson taught me about THE NATURE OF EVIL. "Bad guys build super-weapons. Good guys blow them up. Describing what we get paid for doing would require using words your mom would disembowel me for even thinking near you."
Wes Janson taught me about CHANGE. "Back before your uncle became a Jedi, and learned to send the alcohol straight to his sweat glands he was really funny when he was drunk."