Chapter 2-
Food! We want food!
A/N
So far, I've been receiving a couple of reviews. Oh well, for all those who reviewed, here is the second chapter of (drum roll) Inuyasha world…Here we come!
Last time, we left the Inuyasha gang and Erika with a pizza problem. Nobody knows what pizza was, but Kagome knew. She asked Erika this question:
"Pizza? How are you going make pizza without the proper ingredients, you dobe ?" said Kagome
Now, let the chapter (takes deep breathe, then suddenly coughs) BEGIN!
"Um….by making it!" said Erika
"Oh brother. Look, dobe, you don't have any of the ingredients, so, you are screwed" said Kagome
"(gets angry) I'll show you…" said Erika
-Erika's daydream-
Erika kills Kagome and uses her blood as sauce, the grass as cheese, the bread as Shippo! Shippo had to transform into bread.
"BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" said Erika
-End of daydream-
Erika was still laughing evilly and everyone looked at her. But then she stopped and said
"Beware!" said Erika and runs inside the hut. Unfortunately, Erika didn't saw the bush and tripped on it. They all sweat dropped. Miroku went to Erika and helped her up.
"Ouch. Thanks, Miroku." Said Erika
"Your welcome (grins)." Said Miroku
Then, we heard something. Something in the forest. Then Kylala came. Just so you know, she is in her big gruesome form. But still so cute.
"Oh! It's Kylala! (goes to Kylala but Kylala almost bit her.) Hey!
Kylala thought that Erika was a demon. Then she saw Steph and thought she was also a demon. And then she saw Amy who was trying to escape from the Inuyasha world with Sesshomaru and thought that she was a demon. So, Kylala ran towards the three girls. In other words….chasing them ti'll she devours them!
"AHHH!(running for their lives)" screamed Erika, Steph and Amy
Then, Sango leaped from a tree and saw the girls who Kylala thought they were demons and Sango also thought they were demons. She threw her boomerang at them.
"Kiraikosh!" said Sango
Just so you know, I don't know how she says it so I'll just write it how it sounds like.
They actually dodge the attack but then they kept running because then they will be devoured.
But then, Miroku came infront of Kylala, just a little farther away from her.
"Kylala, stop!" said Miroku
Unfortunately, Kylala didn't stopped quick enough so, she squished Miroku and then stopped.
"They….are not…demons" said Miroku
"Oh...Silly of me!" said Sango
"Ya damn right!" said Amy
"I just wanna go home already…-inner self- Yea right!" said Steph
"How am I gonna make the pizza?...(has an idea) I got It!" thought Erika
"You ok, Miroku?" said Steph
"By the fact that I just got run over by Kylala, no, I'm not ok." said Miroku
"Let me help you up" said Steph
Steph helps Miroku up and Miroku looks at her kinda passionetly. Sango kinda got jealous. Then, Miroku held both Steph's hands and said…
"Steph, you are beautiful…"said Miroku
"And where are you going with this?" interrupted Steph
"Would you have my children?" said Miroku
"You know what, Miroku?" said Steph (gets a bit closer to Miroku)
Miroku gets his hopes up.
"NEVER!" yelled Steph
Steph beat him up so hard cause at the time he was getting his hopes up, he was touching her butt. We would not like to show this violent scene
"AWW MAN!" yelled Amy, Sango, Kagome and Erika
…..Um…what the heck? (shrugs)
Steph was punching his face for like 7 minutes and then when she was done with his face, she then was punching his stomach with such hard blows and for the finally, she kicked Miroku causing Miroku to fall on the ground.
"Hmph" said Steph walking away
All Miroku could see was stars above his head, though they were imaginary. Then, Sango came with the subject if they were actually human not demons
"So, you guys aren't demons?" said Sango
"Actually, I am a demon…" said Amy but she got interrupted by Sango
"DEMON!" yelled Sango wielding her boomerang up in the air while Steph ran for her life and Erika runs to a corner and crumble in fear…
Actually, nothing like that happened. It all happened like this.
"So, you guys aren't demons?" said Sango
"We are in a different way but not actually demons. People think we are cause we talk about things they can't understand." Said Erika so intelligently
All Amy and Steph do was nod in agreement.
"So, Erika, What are we gonna eat?" said Steph
"Ugh (smacks her head) I totally forgot. I need some ingredients" said Erika
"What do you need?" said Sango
"I need bread, cheese, sauce and pepperoni!" said Erika
"No way! None of that vile stuff on MY pizza!" Yelled Amy
All Sango could do was hear Erika say all the ingredients though she had no clue what pizza nor pepperoni was.
"Well, I could get the bread…" suggested Sango
"Great! All we need is...the rest of the ingredients(in a bored tone)" said Erika walking towards the hut making sure that Kylala still doesn't think they are demons.
Both Amy and Sango stopped while Erika walk towards the hut and Steph heading towards a tree.
"Is she?" questioned Sango
"Yep. A dumb blonde." said Amy
Ok, we are gonna hit a pause on this. For all you people who read the first fic, it said that she has brown hair. Yea. So, we think that she is turning to a blond. Though she definitely acts and thinks she is. So we just tell her that she has blonde hair though she denies it. But we know she is turning into a blonde
"I am not!" yelled Erika
Amy and Sango just stayed there confused and questioned themselves.
"How did she do that?" Sango and Amy said at the same exact time.
Meanwhile with Steph…
She found a good tree. A tree that would not break. She climbed it and sat against the tree. She could feel the wind so cold. She could hear the trees freely moving with the wind…..peace…but suddenly, the peace was broken. She saw both Inuyasha and Kagome near the well arguing about the 3 newcomers. Especially the one that was like almost related to Kagome.
"I see. They are arguing. I must go closer and what is the commotion about" said Steph as she leaps off from the tree but also forgot she was like 6 to 7 feet high up. So, in other words, she fell on the ground but then got up quickly and ran towards a bush close to the well. She ain't no ninja, but she learned this from Amy-san.
Meanwhile with Inuyasha and Kagome…
"So now you prefer that newcomer!" yelled the furious Kagome
"I didn't say anything!" said Inuyasha
"Oh sure, you like her now, don't you!" yelled Kagome yet again
"No, Kagome!...It's just troubles me that she is your relative…I sense that their story is a lie." Said Inuyasha
(The furious Kagome calmed down)"Oh…It also troubles me…" said Kagome but also murmured some words which Inuyasha couldn't hear her say it.
"Are you saying that we should spy on them, Kagome?" questioned the white haired/treats him like a dog Inuyasha
"No, that will be wrong…"said Kagome trying to find another way
"They are gonna kill us if they think we are demons." Said Steph in a low tone
Inuyasha swear he heard something
"Hn? Who goes there?" questioned Inuyasha
"Shit, I forgot. I should runaway now." Said Steph while trying to runaway from Inuyasha. Unfortunately, there was a trap which she got caught and hung upside down.
Inuyasha found Steph hanging upside down and trying to cut herself loose.
"What are you doing up there?" asked Inuyasha
"Hn? (looks at Inuyasha) Me?...I'm just…hanging around.(nervous laugh)" said Steph
"Let me help you" said Inuyasha
"The sooner I get down, the sooner I can catch the jerk who put this trap" said Steph
Inuyasha cut down the rope and unfortunately, he caught her. But then, Kagome found them though quite surprised to see them like that.
"So, that's how is gonna be. Fine!" said Kagome and then starts to run away
Inuyasha puts Steph down and runs off to get Kagome.
"Kagome! Wait, It's not what it looks like!" yelled Inuyasha
Steph just stayed there. Not just trying to figure out what will happen to Kagome and Inuyasha, but also how in the hell is she gonna get back to the hut now!...She just started walking. And along the way, she found Amy with Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru was just calm. He was not in the mood to kill this mortal anyway. And somehow, he wasn't gonna kill her in any way at all.
Steph hid in a bush and spied on Amy and Sesshomaru.
"Why did you captured me?" said Sesshomaru.
"One, I like you. And two, I like your fuzzy thingy!" said Amy
Sesshomaru was unaware of what was she talking about. But then, figured it out.
"You mean this?(pointed his fuzzy thingy)" said Sesshomaru
"Yes!(jumps in excitement and thought:" THINGY! THINGY! THINGY! THINGY!)"yelled Amy
"Here.(gives her his fuzzy white thingy)" said Sesshomaru
"Yay!(plays with it)" yelled Amy
"What are you planning to do with me?" questioned Sesshomaru
"Eh?...I'm gonna keep you!" said Amy
"What?" said Sesshomaru
"What?" said Steph in a low tone.
"Yep!(keeps playing with the fuzzy thingy)" said Amy
"Ok, I have to get out of here before he tries to kill me too." said Steph in a low tone and also slowly getting out of there. She sighed. And then turned back and saw something. Her eyes widened and she was about to scream but whoever it was put its hand on her mouth causing that no one will hear her scream and captured Steph.
"You heard something?" said Sesshomaru
"Hn?...No." said Amy while playing around with the fuzz yet again
Meanwhile with Erika and the others except for Inuyasha and Kagome…
"I got the bread" said Sango
"Great!" said Erika
"What happened?" said Shippo who had slept for the past couple of hours.
"Shippo, I need you to get the cheese." Said Erika
"Will leaves do?" Said Shippo
"Er…Great?..."said Erika
"What else do we need?" asked Sango
"Um…(saw Miroku) Be right back" said Erika
Erika was heading towards Miroku which he was just sitting by the fire. When, Erika got really close, she yelled
"MIROKU!" yelled Erika
Miroku unfortunately jumped and fell face first. Part of his clothing was burning. He noticed it and put the fire out with his wind tunnel which he opened it a bit.
"Yes, Eri-san?" said Miroku
"I need you to get the sauce" said Erika in a girly like way
"Er...fine.(gets up and starts on his quest for the sauce)
"Yes. I have control over Miroku-teme. BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" Erika laughed evily
What will happen next?
Will Steph be rescued?
Who is this mysterious person?
How will Inuyasha explain to Kagome?
Will Miroku return from his sauce quest?
Will Erika finish the pizza?
Ti'll the next chapter of this fic!
So, did you liked it? Did ya? Did ya? Anyways, plz reviews but no flames!