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Sakura-tenshii: I own everything! Muahahahahaha!

Syaoran: You don't own us!

Sakura-tenshii: Oh really?

Syaoran: Really.

Sakura-tenshii: Really?

Pissed off Syaoran: Really really.

Sakura-tenshii: Oh! So I really DO own you!

Scared of Sakura-tenshii Sakura: A-anou, Sakura-tenshii-sama, gomen, but you don't own us. The wonderful CLAMP does.

Sakura-tenshii: sniffles I don't?

Tomoyo: No, you don't.

Sakura-tenshii: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't own CCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eriol: drags Sakura-tenshii off the stage Somebody please help!

Syaoran: Here, I'll help.

Tomoyo and Sakura: Well, on with the story!

"What are you lookin' at, you ugly baka!" Syaoran sneered.

"Aw! How dare you call me you big hairy mesuminu!" Sakura shot back.

"That's it, you little whore. You're gonna get it!" Syaoran roared, before grasping Sakura firmly by the waist and kissing her roughly on the lips. Sakura started by hitting him, then stopped and wrapped her arms around his neck, kissing him back. Before it got any deeper, Syaoran pulled away.

"You liked that, didn't you, Kinomoto." He teased.

"Like hell no. Keep on wishin' in your dreams." Sakura retorted.

"More like, in my nightmares." Syaoran replied before walking down the hallway to the stairs.

"AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura screamed. Little did Syaoran and Sakura know, was that the laundry room door was opened a crack and a video camera was peeking out. As Sakura walked down the stairs, a raven-haired, amethyst-eyed girl chuckled to herself.

"Ohohohohohoho!" whispered Tomoyo Daidouji, Meiling's personal maid.

"Wait till I show this to Mistress Meiling!"

Later That Night In Meiling's Bedroom With Meiling And Tomoyo

"Mistress Meiling, take a look at this." Tomoyo said mischieviously as she showed the scene to Meiling.

"Ohohohohoho!"

"Muahahahahaha!"

"Ohohohohoho!"

"Muahahahahaha!"

"Ohohohohoho!"

"Muahahahahaha!"

"Okay. I think we better stop doing our evil laughs, Tomoyo. But I have an idea."

Knock knock. Tomoyo knocked on Syaoran's door, but he didn't open it.

"Master Syaoran, Mistress Meiling would like you to meet her in the library."

Knock knock. Tomoyo knocked on Sakura's door. Sakura opened it.

"Mistress Sakura, Mistress Meiling would like to see you in the library."

"Arigatou gozaimasu, Tomoyo, for telling me so. And please, don't call me Mistress Sakura, it makes me sound to old."

"Okay then, Miss Sakura." Tomoyo said.

"Too formal." Sakura responded.

"Sakura?" Tomoyo asked.

"Okay. Now that sounds better; since I'm the same age as you. See you, Tomoyo." Sakura said as she headed to the library. As she entered, Meiling and Syaoran were already in conversation.

"You're late, baka." Syaoran said annoyingly.

"Well sorry, I was talking to Tomoyo."

"Talking about how cute I am, huh?" said Syaoran casually.

"Over my dead body."

"AHEM!" Meiling interrupted.

"Gomen." Syaoran and Sakura mumbled, embarrassed. Well, at least Sakura was.

"Do you guys want to go watch Blade: Trinity?" Meiling asked. And with that, Sakura began to tremble a bit. Meiling knew she was horrified of horror movies, so why did she ask her to go?

"Sure, I've been wanting to see that." Syaoran stated calmly.

"A-a-a-anou, Me-meiling-chan, a-are y-y-you s-s-ure you w-want t-to watch-ch th-that?" Sakura managed to choke out.

"Are we scawed to watch a scawy movie with big, big Syaowan (Are we scared to watch a scary movie with big, bad Syaoran?)?" mocked Syaoran in a baby voice.

"No I'm not. I'll go, Meiling-chan." Sakura said firmly. There's no way in all seven hells is going to be intimidated by Xiao Lang Li.

After they got dressed, they all went inside Meiling's red Corvette. Sakura was wearing pink dress with a transparent, lavender cover with sakura blossoms etched in and strappy silver heels. Meiling was wearing a flaming red glittery tube top with black silk pants and two-inched black leather boots. On her tube top was a particularly big pink jewel. Syaoran was wearing dark blue khakis, a green muscle shirt that read his name in Chinese and a black leather jacket to go with it.

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The Movies

A scary part came up. Sakura buried her head into Syaoran's chest. (A/n: Meiling's on the left, Sakura's in the middle, which makes Syaoran on the right, 'kay?)

Cue: horror sounds

"Shhh. It's okay, Sakura, nothing's gonna hurt you." Syaoran said soothingly.

"A-are y-you sure?" Sakura whispered timidly.

"I'm sure. I'll protect you." He said as he gently caressed her silky auburn hair.

"Get a room, jeez." A woman with black hair in ringlets and green eyes said, disgusted. Sakura, realizing what she just did, apologized.

"It's not like what it seems." He told her.

"Gomen nasai, Li-kun." Sakura said apologetically.

"It's okay. Meiling knows you don't horror movies anyway." Syaoran replied.

"Yeah, Meiling-cha- wait, how do you know?"

"Remember when we were fourteen?"

"Yup."

"Think back about what happened."

"Oh, I see."

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On The Way Home

"So, that was fun, wasn't it?" Meiling asked.

"It was okay." Syaoran said coolly.

"Are you kidding? Fun? I think I'm gonna die." Sakura moaned. Their conversation lasted all the way home.

When they got into the house, Syaoran headed to his room and Sakura headed to the bathroom to take a nice, hot, LONG bath. After they both went Meiling called Tomoyo up to her bedroom.

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While waiting for Tomoyo

"Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I bet Tomoyo'll love this. You've been very handy, my friend." Meiling said mischieviously as she fingered the pink jewel. Tomoyo came in and they began to discuss their plan. Just then, a scream was heard.

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With Sakura In The Bathroom (A/n: Ugh, that just sounds wrong. Gomen)

Sakura turned the tap on and adjusted it to the right temperature. Then she stripped down and got in. She layed in the tub, thinking about a certain someone. Right then and there, the door opened and in burst Syaoran.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You, you PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura hollered as she quickly covered herself with a towel.

"Haven't you ever heard of knocking!!!!!!!!!???????????????" Sakura said coldly. (A/n: Can you imagine that?)

"Haven't you ever heard of locking the door!?" Syaoran shot back.

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Back With Meiling

Voices of Sakura and Syaoran could be heard, screaming in another room.(A/n: Doesn't sound right.) Tomoyo made to get up and see what's wrong, but Meiling pushed her down.

"Let them bond." She said then grinned evilly. Silently, they sneaked up on poor Sakura and Syaoran with Tomoyo's video camera.

Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder what's gonna happen????????????? grins mischieviously Review and find out. I want at least five or more reviews for this chapter. Onegai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????

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