The Wacky Story of Videl and Gohan

By: DramaPrincess87

Disclaimer: Sorry, I'm new so I forgot this little piece of info. Just for all the psychos out there, I DON'T OWN DBZ! I know it's sad , but you need to move on.

Hey, thanx all the people who reviewed. I mean, come on, did you guys really think I would be that evil? Even Veggie isn't that evil.

Vegeta: Damn straight.

DramaPrincess87: Um, Veggie, what are you doing here? (Not that I'm complaining )

Vegeta: Came to set the people straight. I'm not that evil. I just play one on TV.

DramaPrincess87: Oookay. Well, on to the story!

'Denotes thought'

Denotes mind-speak (like through a bond )

Note: Oh, and by the way, the characters will be a little OOC because I'm the author and I control them! Plus, it's fun to turn them to the dark side!

Chapter Three: The Camping Trip From Hell

While new people were being introduced and all the details were hammered out at Capsule Corporation, Vegeta, Goku, Goten, little Trunks, and Gohan were driving (and I did say driving) to a remote place for them to camp.

"Kakarrot, why are we driving when we can drive?" Vegeta said crossly as he sat next to the other Saiyan.

"Chichi said it would be more fun to do it this way and she said if we flew or I used Instant Transmission, she would reduce me to only three servings of food a day! The horror of it drove me to, well, drive."

Vegeta smirked. "You Kakarrot are whipped."

"Hey Goten, let's sing a song I heard on TV. It's fun and long." Trunks said to his friend in the backseat. Gohan, who was looking on from the seat next to Goten, who was in the middle, said nothing. He decided to take a nap.

"Okay Trunks! On the count of three we'll start. One, Two, Three!"

"One million bottles of pop on the wall, one million bottles of pop. Take one down, pass it around, Nine hundred, ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles of pop on the wall…" Trunks and Goten sang in unison.

"Oh, isn't that cute." Goku said as he drove. Vegeta snorted and looked out onto the horizon.

2 Five Hours Later

"Two bottles of pop on the wall, two bottles of pop. Take one down, pass it around, one bottle of pop on the wall. One bottle of pop on the wall, one bottle of pop. Take it down, pass it around, zero bottles of pop on the wall."

That is one damn annoying song. At least we have some peace. Vegeta thought, as for once in five hours, the car went silent.

"One million bottles of pop on the wall…"

"If you two sing one more word of that damn song, I will blast your hides back to Capsule Corporation. Do you hear me brat? Kakarrot's spawn?"

"Yes Dad." "Yes Vegeta." Trunks and Goten whispered as they sat farther down in their seats, fear on their faces. Looking at the two cowering boys, Gohan sighed and looked out the window again. This car trip was driving him nuts!

"We're here!" Goku yelled as the car pulled in a clearing. Gohan looked around, as he saw no one around. This place was deserted.

"Um, Dad? Where are all the people?" Gohan asked as Trunks and Goten flew around laughing wildly.

"Oh, your mom said it would be better if we didn't camp with other people. She said something about damn egotistical Saiyan princes who have no respect for anything or anyone other than himself." Goku replied, scratching his head as he looked around.

Damn harpy. Vegeta thought.

Vegeta

What do you want woman?

Did you guys make it to the camping place yet?

Unfortunately, yes. Now what do you want?

I just wanted to let you know that when you guys get back from the trip, we will be having a few more guests stay with us for the summer.

What the hell are you talking about woman? What guests?

Oh, I thought I told you. Goku, Goten, Chichi, and Gohan will be staying with us for the rest of summer vacation.

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY? DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO SPEND THE SUMMER WITH KAKARROT, HIS HARPY OF A MATE, AND HIS TWO SPAWN? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING WOMAN?

God Vegeta, you didn't have to yell. I thought it would be fun. Besides, Chichi moved all her and the other's stuff. But, I wanted you to know that we have two more guests coming too.

Who the hell is it now?

Well, Future Trunks came to spend the summer with us so he will be staying.

So my future brat is here. Well, I guess that is acceptable. Who is the other?

Videl. She's back from New York and she'll be staying with us indefinitely until her father comes back.

WHAT THE HELL!

Vegeta behave. She's a nice girl and it will be fun to have her here. Now, SHE'S STAYING AND NOTHING YOU SAY WILL MAKE ME SAY OTHERWISE. NOW YOU BEHAVE OUT THERE AND YOU BETTER BEHAVE HERE OR ELSE I WON'T FIX THE GRAVITY MACHINE THE NEXT TIME IT BREAKS DOWN FOR TWO MONTHS! AND, YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH.

Dammit woman! Fine, fine. Just go do whatever it is you do.

Thanks Veggie. I'll talk to you later.

"Shit." Vegeta muttered as he returned to consciousness.

"What is it Vegeta? You were spaced out for awhile there." Goku asked as he looked at the disgruntled Saiyan prince.

"Nothing. It was the woman. She wanted me to know that we're having a few more guests stay will us for the summer." He spat out the words like they left a bad taste in his mouth.

"Oh, really who?" Gohan asked, while he took a drink of his bottle of water he had taken from the car.

"My future brat and that Videl girl."

Gohan spat out his water all over Trunks and Goten. "Hey!" Trunks and Goten's angry yells split the air.

"Videl?" He said, coughing up some more water while he tried to breathe. Goten and Trunks then proceeded to ring out their clothes while they gave Gohan dirty looks.

"Yeah. Apparently she's staying at Capsule until her disgrace of a father comes back from New York."

"With these new developments, I think we should cut the camping trip a little short so we can spend more time with Future Trunks and Videl." Goku's voice rang out as he started setting up a tent.

"Fine Kakarrot. The sooner I can get away from this damn camping trip the better. Hey brats! Stay away from my stuff!" Vegeta yelled as he chased the demi-Saiyans, cursing all the way.

Oh Dende. Give me strength to survive this trip. Gohan thought as he turned to the other Saiyans. This is gonna be one long summer.