1 The Wacky Story of Videl and Gohan
By: Drama_Princess87
Disclaimer: Oh my God. Somebody just told me…………… I DON'T OWN DBZ!!!
Author Note: OH MY GOD! I'M SO SO SO SO SO SORRY!! I shouldn't even call it an author's note because an author doesn't do that to their fans! As my health teacher would say, "I did a brain fart." I totally became swept up with stuff and forgot my baby. Let me just say again that I'm sorry and I hope this chapter makes up for it.
*Denotes thought
~Denotes bond-speak
Chapter Nine: Torture Is My Middle Name
The following morning, Gohan woke after a restless sleep. Groaning, he hauled his butt out of the tent to face the day. Sunlight glaring in his sleep-heavy eyes, he stumbled over to the table where food lay but no Saiyans were to be found. Looking around, he found a note laying on the table.
Gohan-
We went to spar. I'm with Goten and Vegeta is sparring with Trunks. If we aren't back by lunch, then you better come find us because Vegeta might have lost it and killed one of the kids. See you later.
-Dad
P.S. I made you some breakfast so you wouldn't be hungry.
Gohan looked at the note and rolled his eyes. *Figures Dad took that extra step to make sure Vegeta didn't kill anyone. Someday, Vegeta's going to meet his match. * Thinking it over, Gohan smirked. *Actually, he already did. Bulma's enough to handle him! *
Sitting down, Gohan began to eat the breakfast Goku had made. A half an hour later, the dishes were empty and Gohan had traveled back to his tree. Picking up the new book he had started last night, he started to read, but then set it down.
His mind troubled, Gohan sat down against the tree. His thoughts were filled with the disturbing dreams he had had the night before.
*~*Flashback*~*
He was sitting at Capsule Corporation. To be specific he was on the bench in the backyard. Videl and Trunks stood before him.
"Sorry Gohan, but why would I like a loser like you?" Videl asked, pity on her face.
"That's because she loves me you idiot. Stupid low-class Saiyan." Trunks said, a smirk on his face.
While Gohan looked on incredulously, Trunks and Videl began kissing like there was no tomorrow.
"No! NO! This can't be happening! Videl, I like you! Videl! NO!!!" As Gohan sank to his knees in agony, faces began swirling around him.
Little Trunks: This is the song that never ends….
Goten: One million bottles of beer on the wall….
Videl: Why would I like a loser…loser…loser…
Trunks: She loves me… me… me…
Finally the faces flew around his face laughing and mocking him.
*~* End Flashback*~*
Gohan shuddered. *That was NOT a pleasant dream. *
A beeping sound interrupted his daydream. *Huh? *
Walking over, Gohan saw that the message sender had a video waiting for him. He looked at the label. *For Gohan. *
He sighed. "Lovely. Are they trying to rub salt in my wounds?"
As he sat down in front of the TV, he started the tape. It flickered for a moment, then Videl's face popped up on the screen.
Gohan sat up quickly, staring at the screen. "Videl?"
*~* Tape *~*
"Hey Gohan! When Chichi and Bulma told me I could send you guys a tape I jumped right on it. I hope you're having a lot of fun with your dad, Goten, Trunks, and Vegeta. Chichi and Bulma said you guys were coming back in two days. I can't wait! I've missed you so much Gohan. Take care of yourself and come home in one piece. But if Vegeta is in pieces that would be better." She said laughing.
"Anyway, I just wanted to say hi. Come home soon! I'll see you as soon as you get here, and then we have the whole summer to catch up. Bye!" Waving, Videl smiled as the tape ended.
*~* End of Tape *~*
Gohan smiled thoughtfully. *Maybe all is not lost. Videl seems to want to see me. If I can just get rid of Trunks, then I have a chance. *
Jumping up, Gohan stretched. "But first, I think I need some ammunition." Walking over to his tent, he pulled out a spiral notebook from his backpack. Picking up his pencil, he sat down under the tree.
"Okay, now it's time to be prepared." Bending over slightly he began to write…
*~* List *~*
Ways To Kick Trunks's Ass and Get Videl Back
Give him atomic Saiyan wedgie.
Lock him in gravity room with Vegeta when he's mad.
Lock him in a room with Goten and Trunks while they're singing songs.
Have him eat Bulma's cooking.
Shove ice cream down his shorts.
Give him my most powerful Kamehameha wave.
*~* Back To Reality *~*
As Gohan wrote, a smirk appeared on his face. *Maybe Vegeta can help me with some torture methods. *
Slowly, as the list became longer and longer, Gohan leaned his head back and laughed a long, slow, villainous laugh.
*Revenge will be sweet. And having Videl in my arms will be better. *
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
WOW! Is Gohan evil or what? I think so!
On the next chapter… the Sons and Briefs begin packing for home as Trunks sweats over an ominous message…
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Well, I am so sorry this took so long. To put in bluntly, school sucks. Hey, who wants to see "Spiderman" or "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"? I know I do! Hayden Christensen is so cute! So, I'd like to know what you think about some story themes I'm playing with. Do you think that Gohan should turn into Evil-Gohan and torture Trunks mercilessly? Or do you think he should just try to woo Videl back? Tell me in your reviews and I'll pick the winning theme!!!
ADVERTISTING:
"By The Grace of Lady Vader" By: Alderaan21, ami-padme, and FernWithy. (This is a Star Wars fic that is just too good! You must read!)
"Life Is Strange" By: TW (This DBZ fic is chock full of Gohan-Videl goodness! ;) Yummy!)
"Episode II: Mandate of Tyranny" By: Wendy Dale Smith (Another yummy Star Wars fic, this one solely on Episode II. A tip: check out her website. She's got some sweet Star Wars posters. Trust me! *Even ones featuring Josh Hartnett if he had been Anakin!)
I better go peeps. I'll be working on the next chappie. Keep reviewing and I'll keep writing! Laterz!
By: Drama_Princess87
Disclaimer: Oh my God. Somebody just told me…………… I DON'T OWN DBZ!!!
Author Note: OH MY GOD! I'M SO SO SO SO SO SORRY!! I shouldn't even call it an author's note because an author doesn't do that to their fans! As my health teacher would say, "I did a brain fart." I totally became swept up with stuff and forgot my baby. Let me just say again that I'm sorry and I hope this chapter makes up for it.
*Denotes thought
~Denotes bond-speak
Chapter Nine: Torture Is My Middle Name
The following morning, Gohan woke after a restless sleep. Groaning, he hauled his butt out of the tent to face the day. Sunlight glaring in his sleep-heavy eyes, he stumbled over to the table where food lay but no Saiyans were to be found. Looking around, he found a note laying on the table.
Gohan-
We went to spar. I'm with Goten and Vegeta is sparring with Trunks. If we aren't back by lunch, then you better come find us because Vegeta might have lost it and killed one of the kids. See you later.
-Dad
P.S. I made you some breakfast so you wouldn't be hungry.
Gohan looked at the note and rolled his eyes. *Figures Dad took that extra step to make sure Vegeta didn't kill anyone. Someday, Vegeta's going to meet his match. * Thinking it over, Gohan smirked. *Actually, he already did. Bulma's enough to handle him! *
Sitting down, Gohan began to eat the breakfast Goku had made. A half an hour later, the dishes were empty and Gohan had traveled back to his tree. Picking up the new book he had started last night, he started to read, but then set it down.
His mind troubled, Gohan sat down against the tree. His thoughts were filled with the disturbing dreams he had had the night before.
*~*Flashback*~*
He was sitting at Capsule Corporation. To be specific he was on the bench in the backyard. Videl and Trunks stood before him.
"Sorry Gohan, but why would I like a loser like you?" Videl asked, pity on her face.
"That's because she loves me you idiot. Stupid low-class Saiyan." Trunks said, a smirk on his face.
While Gohan looked on incredulously, Trunks and Videl began kissing like there was no tomorrow.
"No! NO! This can't be happening! Videl, I like you! Videl! NO!!!" As Gohan sank to his knees in agony, faces began swirling around him.
Little Trunks: This is the song that never ends….
Goten: One million bottles of beer on the wall….
Videl: Why would I like a loser…loser…loser…
Trunks: She loves me… me… me…
Finally the faces flew around his face laughing and mocking him.
*~* End Flashback*~*
Gohan shuddered. *That was NOT a pleasant dream. *
A beeping sound interrupted his daydream. *Huh? *
Walking over, Gohan saw that the message sender had a video waiting for him. He looked at the label. *For Gohan. *
He sighed. "Lovely. Are they trying to rub salt in my wounds?"
As he sat down in front of the TV, he started the tape. It flickered for a moment, then Videl's face popped up on the screen.
Gohan sat up quickly, staring at the screen. "Videl?"
*~* Tape *~*
"Hey Gohan! When Chichi and Bulma told me I could send you guys a tape I jumped right on it. I hope you're having a lot of fun with your dad, Goten, Trunks, and Vegeta. Chichi and Bulma said you guys were coming back in two days. I can't wait! I've missed you so much Gohan. Take care of yourself and come home in one piece. But if Vegeta is in pieces that would be better." She said laughing.
"Anyway, I just wanted to say hi. Come home soon! I'll see you as soon as you get here, and then we have the whole summer to catch up. Bye!" Waving, Videl smiled as the tape ended.
*~* End of Tape *~*
Gohan smiled thoughtfully. *Maybe all is not lost. Videl seems to want to see me. If I can just get rid of Trunks, then I have a chance. *
Jumping up, Gohan stretched. "But first, I think I need some ammunition." Walking over to his tent, he pulled out a spiral notebook from his backpack. Picking up his pencil, he sat down under the tree.
"Okay, now it's time to be prepared." Bending over slightly he began to write…
*~* List *~*
Ways To Kick Trunks's Ass and Get Videl Back
Give him atomic Saiyan wedgie.
Lock him in gravity room with Vegeta when he's mad.
Lock him in a room with Goten and Trunks while they're singing songs.
Have him eat Bulma's cooking.
Shove ice cream down his shorts.
Give him my most powerful Kamehameha wave.
*~* Back To Reality *~*
As Gohan wrote, a smirk appeared on his face. *Maybe Vegeta can help me with some torture methods. *
Slowly, as the list became longer and longer, Gohan leaned his head back and laughed a long, slow, villainous laugh.
*Revenge will be sweet. And having Videl in my arms will be better. *
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
WOW! Is Gohan evil or what? I think so!
On the next chapter… the Sons and Briefs begin packing for home as Trunks sweats over an ominous message…
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Well, I am so sorry this took so long. To put in bluntly, school sucks. Hey, who wants to see "Spiderman" or "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"? I know I do! Hayden Christensen is so cute! So, I'd like to know what you think about some story themes I'm playing with. Do you think that Gohan should turn into Evil-Gohan and torture Trunks mercilessly? Or do you think he should just try to woo Videl back? Tell me in your reviews and I'll pick the winning theme!!!
ADVERTISTING:
"By The Grace of Lady Vader" By: Alderaan21, ami-padme, and FernWithy. (This is a Star Wars fic that is just too good! You must read!)
"Life Is Strange" By: TW (This DBZ fic is chock full of Gohan-Videl goodness! ;) Yummy!)
"Episode II: Mandate of Tyranny" By: Wendy Dale Smith (Another yummy Star Wars fic, this one solely on Episode II. A tip: check out her website. She's got some sweet Star Wars posters. Trust me! *Even ones featuring Josh Hartnett if he had been Anakin!)
I better go peeps. I'll be working on the next chappie. Keep reviewing and I'll keep writing! Laterz!