The Wacky Story of Videl and Gohan

By: Drama_Princess87

DISCLAIMER: I am no affiliated with or own anything to do with Dragonball Z. This all is Akira Toriyama's, except for the Huge Frying Pan of Colossal Doom®.

AUTHOR NOTE: Well, it seems that the last chapter went off well! I hope you guys loved reading it as much as I loved writing it. It was fun to have all those characters to play with. Hopefully I will be able to put them in the story again. I could see some of them becoming central characters. So I want to know, which were some of your favorites? Which characters, male or female, stood out to you? If you could let me know, the ones that the fans love the most will most likely be featured soon! I would have had this out sooner, but with FanFiction.net down, I couldn't update. So, here's the next chappie of "TWSoVaG"!!!!

*Denotes thought

~Denotes bond-speak

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Chapter Thirteen: After Party Clean-Up Blues

As Videl woke up, she stretched out on top of her bed. Sunlight streamed through the curtains as she opened her eyes. Smiling, she sat up. She could smell the food from here. Standing up, she reached over towards her blue robe, which had been placed on the floor the previous night. After the wild welcome home party, she had talked briefly with Gohan and Trunks and then proceeded to go to bed.

Opening her door, Videl padded down the hallway in her fuzzy slippers. Yawning, she could hear the noise and commotion down the hall.

"Don't touch that!"

"But Chichi…"

"Don't but Chichi me! You wait your turn!"

"Damn harpy! Give me some food!"

"Vegeta, leave Chichi alone!"

Videl then heard a loud metallic bang.

"OW! What the hell was that for woman?"

*BANG! *

"OW!!!!"

"Behave Vegeta! Or else…"

"Fine. Fine."

Chuckling, Videl smiled as she walked into the kitchen. Chichi was at the stove, cooking up a colossal breakfast. Pancakes, oatmeal, bacon, and toast crowded the cupboard as she continued to make eggs, French toast, and more food. Vegeta was sitting at the table, nursing his sore head, while glaring at a victorious Bulma who was cradling a very large frying pan. Goku was sitting next to Gohan, a pout on his face. He kept staring at the food with his mouth open, drooling. Next to Gohan was an empty space and next to the empty space was Trunks. He was arguing with Little Trunks and Goten, who were already causing mischief at these early hours. Chichi turned and spotted Videl.

"Oh, good morning Videl! Did you sleep well?" Chichi said, smiling at Videl as she placed a plate of food on the table. She had to remove her hand quickly so it wasn't pulverized by the ravenous Saiyans.

"Yeah, I slept well." Videl replied as she sat down in the empty seat next to Gohan and Trunks.

Gohan turned and gave her a dazzling smile. "Good morning Videl."

Videl had to control herself from jumping across the table and kissing his breath away. Shaking herself mentally, she replied, "Morning Gohan." She then turned to Trunks. "Morning Trunks. Have fun last night?"

Before Trunks could answer, Goten jumped into the conversation.

"Hey Videl! Good morning!" Goten said, his face smeared with jam and peanut butter.

"Morning Goten." Videl replied, as she helped herself to eggs, French toast, and bacon. Picking up a tall glass, she filled it with orange juice. "So, what do you guys think you'll do today?"

Swallowing a big bite of food, Gohan shrugged. "I have no clue." Turning, he looked at Trunks. "Do you?"

Trunks shook his head. "Nope."

Bulma turned to look at the three teenagers. "Why don't you guys check out the fair in town? I heard it's supposed to be a lot of fun."

His ears perking up, Goten turned to look at his mom. "Can I go too Mom? I really want to go."

Not wanting to be left out, Little Trunks glanced at Bulma. "Can I go with Goten Mom?" Thinking briefly (A/N: Pun! ^_~), Bulma looked at Chichi.

"What do you think Chichi?"

"I don't know. We should talk about this. Bulma, why don't you help me with the 'thing' in the back." Chichi said, winking conspiratorially at Bulma. Bulma caught on quick.

"Oh sure. That thing in the back. We'll be right back soon boys. Eat your breakfast." As Bulma finished talking, she turned and followed Chichi out the door. Their husbands looked on cautiously, wondering what was going on with their mates.

Goku turned to Vegeta. "So, what was with you last night at the party? All of a sudden you lost it and kicked everyone out."

Vegeta gave Goku a surly look. "I didn't lose it Kakarrot. And I don't have to explain my actions to you, you stupid third-class idiot." Goku just gave Vegeta the patented Son Grin™ and shook his head.

"I don't know Vegeta. I think you lost it. And you sure seemed to calm down when Bulma approached with her new frying pan. Wasn't it nice of Chichi to give Bulma her new spare?"

Just as Vegeta was about to tell Goku what he really thought of Chichi's generosity, the two women walked back into the room. Goten and Little Trunks focused their attention on their mothers as they awaited their fair-going fate.

Smiling, Chichi sat down on the chair next to Goku. Bulma followed as she settled into a stool next to Vegeta, placing her beloved frying pan on the table. "Now boys, it seems that you really want to go with Gohan and the others to the fair. Is that correct?"

Goten and Little Trunks looked at each other. "Yes Mom." They answered in unison.

Chichi's smile grew. "In that case, since you boys want to go so bad, we'll let you."

Before Goten and Little Trunks could outburst with joy, Bulma raised her voice. "But on one condition." The two little Saiyans grew quiet as they waited for their circumstance. "We will all go as a family, when you two and your fathers have cleaned up the mess from the welcome home party."

Vegeta's outraged voice sounded over the other complaints. "WHAT?! I WILL DO NO SUCH THIS WOMAN! I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAYIANS! I WILL NOT…" But before Vegeta could finish, Bulma's metal friend paid a visit to his overlarge noggin.

*BANG!! *

"Ow!! Jesus Woman! What the hell are you thinking?!"

*BANG!!! *

"DAMMIT! LEAVE MY FUC…"

*BANG!!!! *

"Watch your mouth or you'll add another lump to your hard head!" Bulma yelled as Vegeta grabbed his swollen head with one hand. "Now, you WILL help with the cleaning up, do I make myself clear?!"

Vegeta glared at her, but decided to cut short an insult as he spied the frying pan glinting in the sun. "Fine." He replied, morosely.

"Good." Bulma answered. She turned to the two smaller Saiyans. "Do you two agree?"

Shaking with fear from the Huge Frying Pan of Colossal Doom® (A/N: That's my copyright!), the two boys nodded their heads in submission.

"Alright then. Why don't you four start in the living room and then make your way to the backyard? The supplies you'll need are in the living room closet. Have fun!" Chichi said, smiling as she turned back towards the stove. She missed the grumbling and the dirty looks coming from three of the four Saiyans.

*~* TWENTY MINUTES LATER *~*

"Ow! Goten watch where you throw that!"

"Oh, sorry Trunks! I didn't see you!"

"Maybe that's because you weren't looking!"

"Kakarrot, move your ass and help!"

"I am helping Vegeta and…LOOK OUT!!"

*BANG, CRASH, BOOM, KABLOOEY!!!! *

"What the hell happened here?!!"

"Um, Chichi dear, it was just…"

"Just WHAT Goku? Can't you four clean up a room without decimating it first?!"

"Sorry Mom."

"Sorry Chichi."

"Sorry Goten's Mom."

"Sorry Harpy."

"Just work! And shut up Vegeta! *Muttering * Damn Saiyan Princes and their damn egos…" *fades off as Chichi leaves the living room *

"Goten don't pull that!"

"OW! Oops. Sorry Dad."

*~* FOURTY MINUTES LATER *~*

Bulma and Chichi came in to inspect the living room. As she looked around, Bulma's voice was amazed. "Wow guys! You managed to finally finish cleaning the living room!"

Goten's voice was hopeful as he asked, "Can we go to the fair now?" Little Trunks looked at Bulma, his face softening as he unveiled the "puppy-dog eyes". Chichi looked at them, a mischievous glint in her eye.

"No, you four still have to clean up the backyard too."

The four Saiyans looked at each other incredulously.

"SHIT!!!!"

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Well, what did you guys think of that loverly chappie? I know, I'm so proud of it too. *wipes proud tear away * I can't believe I'm already on the 13th chapter of "The Wacky Story of Videl and Gohan", otherwise known as "TWSoVaG". This has been my baby, the very first story I ever wrote for FanFiction.net. It has been so much fun so far, and the fun is just beginning! So, I want your guys's feedback! REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!!!!! I need to know what characters YOU want to see again, even if I have my own favorites. ^_~

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