Story Name: Oh My God We Killed Kenny!
'Telepathy.'
"Telling the story dialogue."
Chapter One: Kill Me Please!
Day One
"Okay it all started when Logan came into our room..."
"Rise an' shine!" Logan shouted as he knocked down Kitty's and Rogue's door.
The two didn't even stir.
"GET UP NOW!" he bellowed into Kitty's ear.
"AHHH!" Kitty screamed as she rolled off her bed.
"GET YOUR ASS UP STRIPES!" Logan bellowed in a similar fashion he used on Kitty. Rogue continued to remain dead to the world.
Grinning ferally he grabbed her blankets and ripped them off. Only to find she wasn't there, just a whole lot of pillows. Scowling slightly he picked Kitty up and threw her over his shoulder.
"Professor! Mesmero is controlling Logan!" Kitty screamed waking up nearly the whole institute.
"Kit what are you screaming...Oh shit." Rogue said as she popped out of Remy's room.
"Oh shit's right darlin." Logan said as he grabbed her and threw her over his shoulder as well.
"Logan let meh go this instant!" Rogue roared as she pounded her fists on his back.
"Boys please go back to bed." Xavier said as he rolled in.
"But-" Kurt said as he gestured towards his sister and best friend.
"Don't worry Kurt they're only to an all girl summer camp." Scott said. As soon as he uttered the words summer camp all hell broke out.
"WHAT!"
"LET ME GO! IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR HEAD!"
"You'll have noticed the bracelets I gave you last night neutralize your powers." Xavier said as Kitty started to scream on how she couldn't phase.
"It's for you own good. We can't have you guys or Jean or even the new recruits on the team if you can't trust each other." Scott said in a apologetic tone.
"So you're, like sending all the girls away when all the boys, like get to stay here?" Kitty asked a bit hoarsely from all the screaming she had been doing.
"Yep." Scott said a bit to cheerful.
"You sexist pigs!" Kitty screamed.
"I'm going to get you Professah and your little bitch too!" Rogue screamed as Logan continue to walk towards the bus that would take them far, far away.
"Now Kitty it wasn't that bad." Xavier said as he nervously noted the two detectives were writing furiously.
"Not that bad! Logan came into my room and gaged and tied me. Then threw me on a bus that carried half of the female population of Bayvielle." Jean yelled.
"Like anyways..."
Kitty struggled with the hand cuffs that had both of her arms hanging above her head. Every girl on the bus either had their hands tied in a similar fashion or they were wearing straight jackets, like Wanda was. Finally giving up she let her arms hang as she glared forcefully at the institute.
Oh how they would pay. And they would pay in blood if she had anything to say about it!
"Okay girls let's get this show on the road!" The bus driver said as he turned on the radio.
Kitty stopped glaring at the mansion as she heard the song. "Hit me Baby one more time!" Slowly she turned towards Wanda and Rogue who were once semi calm now looked ready to chew off their own arms to get off the bus.
Why Britney Spears was playing at two am was beyond her. All she knew was this was going to be a very, very long bus ride.
"Okay I can explain why they were cuffed and put in straight jackets." Xavier said as he saw Detective Smith write something down while frowning.
"And here I thought the hand cuffs and jackets kept us from crawling out the windows or scratching a hole through the floor." Jubilee said glaring.
"Please continue." Detective Barddock said with a pitying smile.
"Any ways Ah thought the worse was the Britney Spears marathon but the worse was yet to come..."
Chapter Three: Darkest Secrets
"Welcome Happy Campers!" the Head counselor named Ashley Willis said as perky as can be.
The female mutants and non mutants stared at their new 'friend' with horror and disgust. They had just been introduced to Counselor Ashley (who surprisingly was a brunette), her sister Counselor Betty, Counselor Emily (who had drug dealer written all over her), and Counselor Brittney (who had peroxide blond hair).
But the fact the four were beyond happy wasn't what scared them, it was what they were wearing. Which was pink, baby pink. With the words Girl Power in big rainbow colors written on the front of their shirts.
Kitty's and most of the cheerleaders twitched.
Pink had been her all time favorite color, but the wondrous color being used in such a way, was to much for her. She now official hated pink, as did most of Bayvielle's cheerleaders.
"Kill me now." Elizabeth Braddock said.
"To the camp's understanding at least half of you girls are mutants. We also understand that our benefactor, Charles Xavier gave each of you a device to deactivate your powers, wether or not you knew of his school or not. So we would like to remind the homo sapiens to remain kind to the mutants. Some were just visiting from out of town. You might not see some of you're friends because there had to be more than one camp to include everyone." Ashley said as the other counselors closed the camp's gates.
"But Aye was only visiting my friend Roberto!" Rahne cried.
"We're sorry. Really we are but this retreat was a state order to help homo sapiens and mutants live together." Emily said while not looking at all sorry.
"But I have to be back in California by next week!" Jubilee said.
"Like shut up! We're all stuck here so, like, deal with it! We all have places we'd rather be." Kitty snapped at the Cali girl.
"Wow. I don't think I've every seen her this angry before." Wanda said as she smirked.
"Girls!" Brittney shouted as agreements started to break out everywhere.
"That it you left us no choice! Everyone sit down, now!" shouted Emily, all the girls quickly sat down on the forest floor.
"Thank you Emily. I'll take it from here." Ashley said nodding to the other counselor before continuing. "Now I want everyone to sit in a circle. Good. Now I want each of you to state your name and your darkest secret."
"You've gotta be kidding me!" Taryn among others shouted.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Emily roared before they settled down. "There are at least eighteen of you. This is the fastest way to get to know each of you."
"Great! I'll start. My name is Betty Willis and one of my darkest secrets is that I stole a thong." Betty confessed.
All forty one of the girls stared in horror as they realized the counselors were serious.
"My name's like Kitty and my darkest secret is hmm, wow this is hard. I guess my darkest secret is that I trashed Scott's room and blamed it on Lance when me and Lance broke up."
"My name is human name is now Lexa but all of you can call me X23. My darkest secret is I have a uncanny addiction to strawberry ice cream." X23 ground out as she rubbed her knuckles.
"My name's Taryn and my darkest secret is that I went all the way with Scott Summers before I found out he was a freak." Taryn said as she smirked at Jean who looked shocked.
"Name's Rogue. And my darkest secret is that Ah stole all of the Acolyte's clothes and threw them in the lake." Rogue said as she picked at her pajama pants.
" My name is Amanda and my darkest secret is that I dyed all of the cheerleaders' uniforms blue when they made fun of Kurt." Amanda said as her eyes nervously moved towards two cheerleaders next to her.
"Oh My God that was you? You're so dead!" the blond one screamed.
"Help." Amanda choked out from underneath the blond.
"You stupid mutie lover!" the blond screamed as she shook Amanda.
"Alicia you better let her go!" The other cheerleader shouted as she tried pulling Alicia off.
"Go to hell Serena." Alicia snarled as she let Amanda go.
"Maybe we should finish this after we assign cabins." Ashley said as she saw more hostility than before.
"Belladonna, Rogue, Rahne, Torpid and Serena are Group One in Cabin 4. Kitty, Tabitha, Jubilee and X23 are Group Two in Cabin 3. Jean, Taryn, Wanda and Raven are Group Three in Cabin 2. And last but not least Alicia, Amanda, Emma, Amara, and Elizabeth are Group Four in Cabin One. You'll notice a three sets of clothes, one set of pajamas and other such garments on each of your beds. That's all you have to wear until you go back to Bayvielle. Dinner is at five be at that building," she said pointing to a medium sized rectangle of a building. " - by then. Your cabins are in the forest somewhere." Betty continued as she waved her hand towards the forest.
"Good Luck. Your cabins are pretty spaced. You have at least five hours to find your cabin and change into uniform." Brittney said waving them off.
Jaws tightened and fists clenched as the groups regarded each other.
"See the counselors acted in their best interests. Although I do question the odd groups." Xavier said.
"Did you know that Belladonna was Remy's ex wife?" Rogue asked the Professor tightly.
"Uh, no." Xavier said a bit uncomfortable.
"Well girls this seems like the first time this has happened. So I think you should all just put the summer camp thing in the past." Detective Smith said as she flipped the writing pad close. "And Professor Xavier we have some charges of child neglect to bring up with you."
"But it wasn't the first time he's done this!" Jean shouted as she pushed her chair back to stand and point at him.
"Really?" Detective Barddock asked.
"Nope it's not like the first time. He just dumped us in like the middle of nowhere once. We were nearly killed too." Kitty said as Rogue nodded.
"If you go to the basement of the institute there is a room called the Danger Room that has lasers and stuff. We have to it every day." Jubilee whispered to Detective Barddock.
"Why don't we listen to the rest of their story I'm sure it will prove enlightening." Detective Smith said as she reopened the pad.
"They were there for only eight days!" Xavier said.
"Girls please continue." Detective Barddock said placing a hand on Kitty's as Kitty sniffled.
"Do you guys even remember that they're here for the murder of Scott Summers?" Xavier asked.
"Maybe girls should explain why we found him half phased through the fridge." Detective Smith said.
"Well Scott was being all jealousy because I called Bobby a cute. So he tried to get answers from Rogue and Kitty how long I've been flirting with the institute guys. One thing became another but when he tried strangling Jean I hit him with a frying pan which knocked him unconscious or so I thought." Jubilee said.
"Then he grabbed me by the ankle and I panicked a I hit him with the frying pan again. But when Rogue checked his vitals we discovered he was dead. So we had Rogue distract anyone who tried to get in the kitchen while we tried to get Kitty to phase underneath the fridge but we had a few problems and, well he ended up in the fridge. But Logan came in so I called Rogue back in then we made a run for it." Jean finished.
"But there's more isn't there?" Detective Smith asked.
"Yeah and it all happened at that dreadful camp so we thought we should explain the whole story." Kitty said sniffling while crying crocodile tears.
"Anyways after we all got lost in the forest and finally made it back to the loonies."
Thanks for the reviews! I hope this explains somethings. And yes I know Elizabeth Braddock and Detective Barddock names are alot alike. That we all be explained in the last chapter. Torpid is a mutant girl around ten with the power to stun someone with a single touch. She has no control so she weras gloves like Rogue, she apart of the Morlocks.
I didn't proofread so, yeah.