Story Name: Oh My God We Killed Kenny!
'Telepathy.'
"Telling the story dialogue."
Chapter Four: Shorty
Rogue was not happy. And when Rogue was not happy people either avoided her like the plague or went running for a bomb shelter. The person who was driving her insane was a certain blonde that happened to be in town to try and kill Remy.
Rogue wasn't really complaining she would let the chick do whatever her little heart desired as long as it didn't involve her. Unfortunately for Remy, he forgot to tell Rogue he was married to an assassin. An assassin who blamed her for her ruined relationship. Go Figure.
So it was no surprise to see every X - girl steer clear of her. If only the rest would go away as well she might be happy. Key word might. Rogue knew for a fact she would not be happy until she personal killed Lebeau and all ex girlfriends.
"Are you sure we're not lost?" Belladonna asked as she tripped Serena.
"Ah'm sure." Rogue growled as she mentally added ex wives to the list of who needs to be killed.
"Positive?" Belladonna asked innocently as she twirled some blonde hair on a finger.
"WE'RE POSITIVE!" Serena screamed in frustration.
"See Bella? Right there about 50 feet away is the Lodge. Any more questions?" Rahne asked losing her patience.
"Oh. Didn't see it." Bella said as she blinked.
The other three girls rolled their eyes as Torpid shook her head. With a bit reluctance the five girls walked into the Lodge in their sugary pink uniforms.
"See it wasn't that bad." Professor X said the two detective nodded in his favor.
"Counselor Emily sent us out in the woods with a sleeping bag, trail mix and a box of matches. The next day." Kitty said blandly.
"Apparently that was how they welcomed the newest campers." Jubilee said.
"Dinner and a show." Detective Barddock said with amusement.
"How did you know?" Xavier asked while his eyes narrowed.
"Well earlier they said the counselors said they would continue the circle of dark secrets." Detective Smith said, while the others blinked at her odd sentence.
"Okay... That night we all..."
Chapter Five: Let's Party!
"I'm cold." Jubilee said sniffling.
"And wet." Alicia cried as lightening once more brightened the sky.
"Ah swear! Torpid is ten and do you see her complainin'?" Rogue asked the two.
"No." They both answered with their heads bowed down.
"Good. Now get movin'." Rogue said.
The teens continued to look for a shelter they all could camp out in and were surprised to find a cave. The cave's entrance was stooped down until there was only a foot of space to try and struggle in. After much difficulty (which included scratches and bruises and whole lot of gut sucking) the teens made it out of the rain.
"Like finally." Kitty said as she spread out her bag.
"I'm sooo bored!" Tabby complained after a few minutes.
"We could continue playing that confess your darkest secret game." Betsy said in her English accent.
"Ohhh! Who's turn was it?" Jubilee asked brightening up.
"My turn. My name is Serena and my darkest secret is I had a on our Mr. McCoy when he was teaching at Bayvielle."
"Name's Alicia and my secret is my ex cheater of a boyfriend was a mutant. He could create feelings and he played cupid on me one to many times." Alicia said bitterly.
"My name's Rahne and my darkest secret is Aye have a tattoo of a Coyote Wiley on my lower back " Rahne said blushing.
"Name's Boom Boom use I as you please. And my darkest secret is hmm, I had the hots for Wolive." Tabitha got many gags and screams of gross.
"My name is Amara and my darkest secret is I'm married in my kingdom." Amara said burring her head in her hands.
"Jean. I still have a crush on Logan." Jean said in a hollow voice.
"Well. I'm Raven and my darkest secret is well, I'm pregnant." Raven said hesitantly.
"Jubilee and my deepest, darkest secret is when I walked in on Bobby in the shower (by accident of course) with a camera." Jubilee said after a long silence.
"Name's Belladonna but you can call me Bella. My darkest secret at the moment is that I am in love with Remy's cousin Theo." Bella said flinching slightly as Rogue harsh glare stared her down.
"My name's Emma and I've been eyeing Scott for quite awhile now." Emma said sending Jean a nervous glance.
"It's fine." Jean said sighing miserably.
"Torpid. I've been trying to get Spyke and Callstio to fall in love."
"Betsy or Elizabeth. And I've been using my powers to slip confidential information to the press."
"Wanda. And well my secret has to do with why Pietro and Evan started to fight. Pietro caught us kissing under the monkey bars after school." Wanda said as her cheeks turned red.
"Oh My God! We're all pretty boring and hopeless when it comes to our lives, huh?" Amanda asked as she laid on her back to stare at the ceiling.
"What we all need is a therapist." Rogue said as she closed her eyes.
"She right."
"A cave?" Detective Barddock asked as she whistled.
All four girls nodded.
"And what were the boys doing?" Detective Smith asked.
"Huh..." Professor said as he looked back.
"Yes finally we got the sneak -o- cameras!" Bobby said as he punched his fist in the air.
"What are we going to do with them?" Kurt asked burping.
"Put them in de filles room o'course." Remy said smirking.
"He's right. That way we learn everything about them." Ray said as he nodded.
"I'll order pizza!" Jamie shouted.
"I'll call over the Brotherhood." Kurt said.
"And Scott you call the babes! We're having a party tonight!" Roberto said tossing Scott his cell phone.
"They were doing Danger Room sessions." X said a bit uncomfortable.
"More liake havin' a party!" Rogue said under her breath as she slumped over.
Will most likely have mistakes and the such. I won't be able to update often because I'm not allowed on until five, so yeah.