A/N: Sorry for the long update… the next chapter will be up this week. I promise you! Feel free to throw coconuts at me if it is not up by this Saturday!

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Note: I wrote this after I saw "The End" I am fully aware that a lot of what Raven says is crap. Just like in real life, here people lie in court too.

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Raven got up, and swore over a copy of Dante's Inferno.

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nuthin but the truth so help you Dante?" Cyborg asked.

"Yeah," Raven said and went into the witness stand

"Raven," B began, "how old are you?"

"I'm 17," she answered, "still under aged."

"Tell us a little bit about Slade."

"He stalked me-"

Jury Status: Aqualad, Speedy and Gizmo are all sleeping; Jynx and Mumbo are falling asleep. Silky has just eaten Speedy's mask (this cheered up Spidey a little) and is eyeing Aqualad's hair. Kitten is still hitting on Spider-man.

"Cut it out!" Spider-man said to Kitten.

"Oh Spidey! You know you want me!" she told him.

"No I don't! I'm Marvel, you're DC. I'm way older than you, the green goblin just killed my girlfriend three weeks ago please stop it."

Red X banged his gavel, "Both of you cut the crap!" he said, "You can get a room after this case is over!"

"So she's dead… then we can go out!" Spider-man is resisting a very strong urge to strangle Kitten.

"YO!" Cyborg said, "Red X said to shutup!"

"I DON'T THINK SO!" Gwen Stacy's ghost said and began beating up Kitten.

Red X banged his gavel once again; "All of you CUT THE CRAP!" they didn't listen.

"I'll blast ya'll!" Cyborg said and raised his arm with the nice big gun on it. They all stopped and Gwen's ghost flew away.

"Two cat fights in one day," Batman thought to himself, "jury duty isn't half bad. Man I'm hungry" he looked at New Fu.

"Prosecution may continue."

"You said Slade was stalking you," B.B said, "tell us about it."

"Well," Raven began to answer, "he started stalking me a while ago. He was telling me all of this stuff about me being a 'portal' and that 'that day' is coming and I can't change my destiny."

"What do you mean by 'portal' and 'that day'?"

"It all has to do with virginity and losing it. He tried to rape me so my father could come to earth."

Jury Status: Every fully wake member except for Spider-man's mouth dropped wide open. Silky took a bite of Aqualad's hair; Starfire was in too much shock to stop Silky. Spider-man had his head down in sorrow too busy thinking of whether he or the Green Goblin killed Gwen Stacy (long story read it on a fan site) to notice Kitten started flirting with him again. Bumblebee has actually been paying attention to the trial.

"I know it must have been very traumatic, but please try to tell the jury what happened."

"On my 17th birthday he kept following me. It got to a point where he got me alone on the roof a building; he started trying to rip my clothes off, Beast Boy show them the picture," Beast Boy held up a few screen shots from "Birthmark" of Raven in her ripped up uniform, then he held up pieces of the ripped uniform,

Jury Status: All awake members are shaking their heads and giving dirty looks to Slade, except for Kitten who is staring at Spider-man, and Spider-man who is too sad to care. (A/N: Poor Spidey….)

"He hit me over the head; I had no energy to move. He would've raped me but then he decided to throw me off of the building. Then Robin showed up, caught me and carried me home, because he had to be the hero even though it was an episode about me."

"Slade had made a deal with your father earlier?"

"Yes."

"Could you tell us about it?"

"My father gave Slade new powers; in exchange for this my father promised him my hand in marriage… because by me marrying Slade, my father would be able to come to Earth. Slade however couldn't wait for the wedding…"

"Raven, did you perform the autopsy?"

"What the?"

"You did, didn't you? Couldn't it have been possible that the man was alive when you were doing it!"

"Beast Boy, read from the cards…"

"He was alive wasn't he? YOU KILLED BANJAMIN FRANKLIN!"

"Read from the cards, after the case is done we'll all help you get off the crack."

"There will be no further questions. All of you can see that Slade clearly tried to rape Raven and that she is a big meanie!"

"The defense sees no need to cross-examine the witness." Killer Moth said knowing that he couldn't get Raven to screw the prosecution over as she actually has a brain.

Red X has noticed that almost all of the jury is asleep, "Hold on just a sec," then he took out a huge stereo and put the Immigrant Song on at the maximum volume.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" all of the sleeping jury members screamed as the immediately woke up.

"I know you are tempted to sing along but please stay on key!" he shut the stereo off, "Now that everyone is awake, does the prosecution have any further witnesses?"

"No your majesty," B.B said, "um, highness, no greatness-"

"Honor…" Raven said.

"Yeah! No your honor."

"The defense may begin." Red said.

"I call Slade Wilson to the stand." Killer Moth said.

A/N: Here's how the rest of they story's gonna go, next chapter Slade testifies, then you get to see the jury talk about their decision, then the verdict. The story should be done in 2 - 3 chapters, depends on how much I write.