A/N: Because you all rock, here is the second to last chappie!
Cyborg led the jury to the special room where they decide on the verdict and let them in, and told them, "If you have reasonable doubt you have to vote not guilty, and I'm supposed to tell you it's better to have a guilty man set free than to send an innocent man to jail," he closed the door and locked it, pulled up a chair, sat in it and started reading a magazine to pass the time.
In the Jury Room (I forgot to mention that Bumblebee is the foreman)
"Yes!" Batman said, "Vending machine!" he put a dollar in, but it wouldn't take it, he tried again, and again and again, then he punched the machine a few times, "you've made an enemy for life," he glared at the machine and took his seat. Then he stared at New Fu with a big smile.
"How many of you actually paid attention to the trial or at least some of it?" Bumblebee asked. Starfire, Spider-man and Batman raised their hands, "more than I expected," she passed out pieces of paper, "write down guilty or not guilty the sooner we make a unanimous decision, the sooner we get to leave."
Voting… round one!
Aqualad - guilty
Speedy - guilty
Bumblebee - not guilty
Starfire - He is most guilty and horrible!
Gizmo - guilty
Jynx - guilty
Kitten - not guilty
Mumbo - not guilty
Batman - not guilty
Spider-man - not guilty
Silky - (the paper is covered in his zorka berry substitute/spit)
New Fu - guilty
"How is Silky supposed to vote?" Bumblebee asked Starfire. Then Starfire took out two bottles with zorka berry substitute in them, one was huge, the other was very small.
"Silky this one is guilty," she pointed to the big bottle, "this one is not guilty," she pointed to the small one. Silky looked at both, Batman's cape happened to be by the smaller bottle, Silky went for the cape, "he chooses guilty!" Bumblebee wrote down not guilty on Silky's paper. Then she looked at the ballots, "Everybody, tell us why you voted the way you did and convince other people to change their minds, Aqualad you're first."
"I guessed." He said and shrugged.
"I copied off of Aqualad." Speedy said.
"There was reasonable doubt," Bumblebee said, "we all know about Robin's obsession with Slade, Terra is a rock and Raven lied about almost everything. I had to vote not-guilty." Starfire stared at her evilly.
"Robin does not lie! Slade did most horrible things to him! He is full of meanness he does not care about Robin, only Robin's body. He is extremely guilty!" This freaked out everyone a little.
"That jerk fired us!" Gizmo said.
"Same." Jynx said.
"My daddy only gets paid if he's found innocent!" Kitten said
"At first I was thought he was guilty, but he has kids! And he was married." Mumbo said.
"Robin tends to exaggerate things to make them seem more dramatic then they actually are. He's been doing it since his hormones kicked in. Damn kids..." Batman said.
"Robin's mask is a lame rip off of mine, and Slade seems to be the only person who isn't taking drugs." Spider-man said.
Silky is chewing on Batman's cape.
"That freak who wants to eat me said not guilty!" New Fu said. Bumblebee sighed,
"Let's go over the case," she said, "for those of you who fell asleep!"
One Hour Later - Gizmo and Jynx have changed their votes. Batman is staring at New Fu.
Two Hours Later - Batman is staring at New Fu.
Three Hours Later - Spider-man is attempting to forge other people's votes so he can leave, Kitten is smiling at him again.
Four Hours Later - New Fu has changed his vote
"That's it!" Batman said, "I'm eating the tofu! He voted not guilty, that's what we're aiming for, I'm starving to death!" he took out a fork, stabbed New Fu with it and ate him before he could scream.
Five Hours Later - Starfire is the only person who is still voting guilty.
"Starfire," Speedy said, "please change your vote so we can go home."
"NO!" she said, "I shall not! You shall all vote guilty!" everyone sighed.
"I'll pay you."
"Me too." Batman said.
"Bribery is horrible and wrong, just like Slade!" Starfire said.
"It's been five hours!" Aqualad said.
"I do not care if it takes forever! I shall not change my vote!"
"Hmm…" Batman thought, "Slade gave Robin a better looking uniform," he held up a picture of Robin in his Slade uniform, "you have to, uh… like him in this uniform or something?"
"I dislike it greatly!"
"He's nothing compared to my Spidey!" Kitten said
"I AM MARVEL YOU ARE DC! STOP IT!" Spider-man said.
"Playing hard to get are we?"
"…must forge votes and leave…" he muttered while trying to forge Starfire's handwriting, "…get far away from pot heads…"
Six Hours Later - Starfire still hasn't changed her vote
Seven Hours Later - Still hasn't changed it
Eight Hours Later
"Alright," Cyborg said and opened the door, "if it's gonna take this long ya'll have to stay in a hotel for the night."
"Can I share a room with Spidey!" Kitten asked.
"In the name of Stan Lee, Jack Kirby and everything that is sacred and holy, keep that girl away from me." Spider-man said dead serious to Cyborg.
"He's just in denial!"
"I wouldn't like you if Stan Lee forbid, you were Marvel!"
"Is room service free?" Jynx asked.
"Yes." Cyborg said
"YES!" she and Gizmo said.
The Next Day, back in the jury room - (For those of you with sick minds girls were roommates with girls and boys were with boys… if you're still thinking something you have a sick perverted mind and need to see a shrink.) Jynx, Gizmo and Mumbo are all holding towels and other things they stole from the hotel. Starfire still has not changed her vote. Spider-man has found one of his web cartridges and he is happy, very happy. Everyone else is still trying to get Star to change her vote while Spider-man is attempting to forge it.
"Is there anything we can do to make you change your vote?" Jynx asked.
"No there is not!" Starfire said, "Slade is most horrible, awful and vile!"
Three minutes later
"I forged her vote!" Spider-man said and waved the paper in the air, "let's ditch this!"
"You cannot do that!"
"Too bad I just did, and I have webbing!" he shot some on her hands and some on her mouth. Starfire tried to break out but her starbolts were no good. Spider-man gave the forged vote to Bumblebee, she tallied them all, then Batman started banging on the door.
"We've reached our decision! Can I go home now!"
Props go to…
KGdiva
Wave Maker
sillymail
TheSkeet
worthlessdeath - Mel Gibson made a movie about Braveheart a few years ago (won best picture), if you wanna see the R rated violence rent it, if not watch it on TV. Here's a summary Braveheart (William Wallace) lived in Scotland during the 1100's when that bastard Longshanks was treating them like crap, Braveheart had enough of it, got armies together and kicked their sorry sad arses, but sadly… the English captured him and they ((tear)) tied him to a table and slowly ripped his guts out…
BBfan4evah
Lady of Faerie - I can't name another DC character that isn't on drugs and I actually thought about it ((tear)) no cookie for me…
Flames of the Sun
Saint H
Nekkyo-chan
moo
StickLad
Kikyz
Raidersrule76
kidsnextdoor112 - what prop u got? I don't know… some of Silky's zorka berry substitute?
A/N: Remember the judge can overrule whatever the jury comes up with, next chapter is the verdict! I might put it up tomorrow…