Hiei: You don't even know where we are?
Michele: Hey Hiei, can I have your eyeballs?
Hiei: No you may not!
Michele: -Batts her eyelashes- Pretty please?
Everyone: ;
009: Hey, what is this stuff you're saying about me? I'm not a pervert!
0015: -cough/laugh- Oh, sure.
009: Why won't anyone believe me?
0015: Because they are under my control! Muhahahaha!
003: Well actually, everyone's afraid of us. We scared them last episode pretty bad.
0015: We did? Wow, I'm better than I thought!
Sailor Jupiter: -Wakes up- Ow. What was that?
Mrs. Kurama: Scruffy! Get those bitchy hubby stealing Sailor Scouts!
Sailor Moon: Wha...AHHHH!
Sailor Scouts: -Unconcious-
-Seatae walks in-
Seatae: What in the HELL are you doing in here?
Kurama: Eheheh, nice Scruffy...nice Scruffy.
Mrs. Kurama: DOWN!
Hiei: -Whispers to Seatae- Help me get out of here and I'll kill anyone you want.
Seatae: Good offer, but I'm a hanyou, so tough luck! -Karate chops him-
Hiei: -Unconcious-
003: People! We've got to stop this! Do you all really think making people unconcious is fun?
0015: Well, uh, no, but the audience thinks it's funNY!
003: ;
004: Can I stomp on them again?
Mrs. Kurama: Of course.
004: -Starts stomping on the Sailor Scouts-
0015: Oy! What about that Tenchi guy?
Kikaider: Am I in this one?
Everyone: ;
0015: Kikaider-kins, sweetie, please dispose of Tenchi.
Kikaider: Okay! -Throws him out a 200,000 story window-
Hiei: We're 2,000,000 feet up in the air?
Kikaider: Wouldn't that make us really high up?
Michele: Ahh! Why didn't you tell me?
0015: Well, uh...Michele, don't even know where you came from and uh...-tries to change subject-Do you still want Hiei's eyeballs?
Mrs. Kurama: WHY DID YOU PUT US UP THIS HIGH? HUH?
0015: Eh, okay.
-Building collapses-
0015: How's that?
Everyone: ;
Isaac: X IS GOING TO MAKE MY EYEBALLS POP OUT!
Michele: May I have your eyeballs as well?
0015: Uh, sorry, can't do nothing about X.
X: -Keeps hugging Isaac-
003: That might actually be cute if there weren't going to be eyeballs spilled everywhere.
Isaac: -Choking- Air...Air!
X: -Stops hugging him- Isaacy-poo needs air? Okay! Air for Isaacy-poo! -Puts Helium tank to mouth; starts pumping-
Isaac: -Starts getting bigger and bigger like a balloon-
X: -Takes Helium tank away-
Isaac: -Blows everywhere-
X: Isaacy-poo, you're so strechy! -Crawls under Isaac like he was a blanket-
009: -To audience- Hey people, you believe I'm not a pervert, right? Cause I'm.
-Audience runs away-
009: Viewers sitting on your couch! I'M NOT A PERVERT! I'M NOT!
Hiei: Since when did this become a TV show?
0015: -Busy whacking 009 with a high-heeled boot- Eh? I don't know.
My Grams: 0015! I told you not to get the high-heeled kind when you went shoe shopping!
0015: But I found it in 002's room!
Kikaider: -Holding box labeled 'PRIVATE!'- I found this in 002's room too!
0015: -Takes box- Eww...it's full of bra's, ladies underwear, and pantyhose.
003: Really?
0015: This could turn out two ways, folks, and both of them are devinely evil.
009: 002'S A PERVERT! A PERVERT! A PERVERT! 002'S A PERVERT! A PERVERT IS HE!
Everyone: ;
003: Hey! Wait a second! That's my silk lingerie! What's he doing with it?
009: Maybe he came to clean up after that fanfic where you and I.
003: -Smacks 009 with 002's boot- WOULD YOU GET OVER IT ALREADY?
Kurama: It was pretty funny though.
Mrs. Kurama: Yeah, even though it was pretty adult. Come to think of it, 0015, you shouldn't even be reading it!
0015: Well...uh...-Puts on sunglasses- Look into the pretty red light everyone
-Everyone looks; passes out; drools/snores-
0015: Well, my work here is done. See you next episo.
Tenchi: OH NO YOU DON'T! -Tackles 0015-
0015: -Snatches Hiei's sword; whacks Tenchi with it- Like I said, until next episode of.
X: Bye everyone!
0015: Why are you still awake? Oh, yeah, you were under Isaac ((NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE PEOPLE)
0015: Of course, it could be what it sounded like...-wink-
X: What?
0015: What do you mean what? Don't you get it?
X: Uh...no.
0015: ;
002: Hey! That's my box!
0015: Yeah, what do you use it for?
002: Well uh...-whispers- But don't tell anyone, okay?
0015: OKAY! I WON'T TELL ANYONE YOU'RE A CROSSDRESSER!
X: What's that?
Kikaider: Am I still here?
0015: Last time I checked, Kikaider-kins.
X: Excuse me, but I still don't know what one of those thingies is.
0015: I'll tell you later, X. SO, FOR THE THIRD AND FINAL TIME, SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON INSANITY RUNS DEEP!
My Grams: But we still have ten minutes of air time left!
0015: Damn it, Grams, why'd you have to go and do that?
X: Will you tell me now?
0015: ;;; -Whispers to X- Got it?
X: Eww...002 you're yucky.
002: I am not!
My Grams: Eheheheh, oh, SURE you're not.
-Police walk in-
Cop 1: All right, who made this building collapse?
-Everyone points to Tenchi and Sailor bitches-
Cop 2: We're taking you away, you dirty scum.
Mrs. Kurama: -Walks up to Cop 1-
Cop 1: Oh, yeah, here's your money lady. Listen...uh...I've got a hot tub and.
0015: -Whacks Cop with 002's boot-
Mrs. Kurama: Thanks, sis.
0015: Any time.
002: I'll be taking that, thank you very much. -Takes boot and box; stomps back to his room-
009: Why won't anyone believe me?
003: Aww...it's all right Joe. -Drags 009 back to his room-
0015: Uh...I wouldn't do that if I were.
-Screams-
003: JOE! YOU PERVERT!
Mrs. Kurama: -As 009 rolls down the stairs- Nice try
Hiei: Are we finished now?
Kikaider: Can I have a candy bar?
0015: ;;; -Gives Kikaider candy bar- That's a good question. ARE YA'LL DONE SKREWING AROUND NOW?
009: But I haven't even.
My Grams: YOU CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT JOE! -Whacks 009 with purse-
Everyone: ;
Michele: Can I leave now?
0015: Eh.
Kurama: AHHH! SOMEONE STOLE MY COFFEE AGAIN! THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS FOLGERS IN YOUR CUP!
Mrs. Kurama: No, it's in the cupboard. -Pulls his ear- Come along now.
Hiei: Would you stop saying that Kurama you moron?
Seatae: ;;; This is stupid.
0015: Glad you noticed.
004: Aww...now there's no one to stomp on... ;
0015: Next episode, next episode.
- Haha, perverts are funny. :D -