Michele: Now can I leave?
0015: Sure Michelie.
Hiei: Why do you keep doing this?
Kikaider: Can I have another candy bar?
0015: -Gives him candy bar- BECAUSE WE STILL HAVEN'T PLANNED MY WEDDING YET!
Kurama: -Turns into fox demon thigie; starts bouncing off the walls- Yay for coffe! Coffee coffee coffee! Ooh, coffee! Yeah, let's get coffee! Yay for coffee! Hey how bout it? Coffee coffee coffee? More coffee yay!
Mrs. Kurama: Dammit, I told you not to have that eighth cup! -Grabs his ear-
Kurama: -Turns human again- ;; Coffee so good.
0015: ;
Hiei: THAT'S IT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?
0015: Standard idioticness proceedures. What else?
003: Excuse me, but what are we going to do about Joe?
0015: Oh, no, he's the funniest person...pervert on the show.
003: There's only one!
0015: Actually.
-Miroku walks in-
0015: Haha! See?
Miroku: What am I doing here?
Mrs. Kurama: -Whacks him with coffee pot- PERVERT!
003: ;;; Sometimes I think I shouldn't say anything at all.
0015: Us too.
003: Well I...-Whacks Miroku with coffee pot- PERVERTED MONK!
Kikaider: Hahaha.
Hiei: ;
Seatae: -Looks behind her at Miroku- Go there and I'll rip your arms off.
Miroku: ;
Grams: In my day, there were no such things as perverted monks!
0015: Here we go again.
Grams: -Blabbering about the old days-
Isaac: -Back to normal- Oh, no, not this again.
X: Yay! -Makes popcorn for everyone-
0015: X! How much popcorn did you put in the mircrowave?
X: About thirty bags or so.
0015: THIRTY BAGS? EVERYONE TAKE COVER! -Drags Kikaider under table-
Hiei: -Steps in front of Seatae; fends off popcorn-
((I should just tell you now that Seatae and Hiei fall madly in love and skip off into the sunset as the details utterly disgust me)
0015: Didn't see that one coming.
004: But you're the one writing this!
0015: Yeah, but.
Kurama: I didn't know Hiei could skip
Kikaider: -Crawls out from underneath table, starts eating popcorn-
X: -Starts feeding popcorn to Isaac with fork-
0015: You don't eat popcorn with a fork, X.
X: Really? -Gets out spork-
Isaac: ;;; I dun want popcorn.
X: But X made popcorn for Isaacy-poo! Oh, well. -Pulls out huge box of lollipops- LOLLIPOPS FOR EVERYONE!
Kikaider: Yay! Lollipops! -Starts eating lollipops-
Kurama: I'll just stick to my coffee.
Mrs. Kurama: YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH FOR ONE WEEK!
Kurama: But the best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup. ;
Mrs. Kurama: ;
003: -Tied up- Help! The perverted monk is taking me somewhere! Joe! Help!
009: -Wakes up- Oh no you don't! I'M her pervert!
0015: Nice line.
004: Hahaha
009: -Tackles Miroku, beats him to a pulp, unties 003-
-Gross make out seen-
0015: Hahaha, with tongue.
003: -009 is tied up- What are you talking about?
0015: Well, there was supposed to be a gross make out seen with tongue. Hey, where'd Isaac and X go?
Grams: Ah, X is making him into a man, she is.
0015: ;;; Grams, that was uncalled for.
Grams: Oh, sorry about that 0015.
Kikaider: What's that mean?
0015: You're too stupid to know.
Kikaider: Oh, okay! -Eats more lollipops-
0015: -Pulls out bridal magazines- All right, who has good color coordination?
X: I DO! THE COLORS SHOULD BE LIME GREEN, ORANGE, AND PURPLE!
0015: Sadly, no X, you don...hey, where's Isaac?
X: I don't know. He ran a way.
003: I found him!
Isaac: -Outside- I'm not going back in that madhouse!
0015: -Yelling out the window- But you don't have any pants on! -wink- So, X, what were you doing?
Mrs. Kurama: 0015, I'm thinking we shouldn't be talking about this here.
0015: Oh, yes, the little ones. -Throws Isaac's pants out the window- Bye!
Brookey: -Walks in- Wasn't I supposed to be in this episode? Why aren't I?
0015: Well...you are now!
Brookey: Oh, yay then! Who wants a puke cookie?
Kikaider: Eww...yucky cookies.
Brookey: -Whacks Kikaider with Easy Bake Oven- SESSY MADE THEM!
0015: Oh, it's fine then. -Eats cookies-
Mrs. Kurama: Hmm...okay. -Eats cookie-
Seatae: -Walks in with Hiei- We're back from our honey moon!
0015: -Cookie falls out of her mouth- You had a honey moon?
Hiei: -Takes out sword- WHY WOULDN'T WE?
0015: -Whacks Hiei with his own sword- Shut up, I'm your master. You get Seatae pregnant you're gonna have some 'splaining to do.
Seatae: I'M PREGNANT ALREADY? AHHH!
0015: Oy, that's enough people! Take five!
Kikaider: -Gets back up- Does Brookey have to hit so hard?
0015: Part of the show, Kikaider-kins. -Huggles Kikaider-
X: Why can't I choose those colors?
0015: I dun like them.
Brookey: What about silver, blue and violet?
0015: Eh...dunno, this is only the third chappie, ya know?
Seatae: 0015, thank you, you turned my hubby into a bloody mess. -Starts collecting blood in small bottles-
0015: I have a feeling that was sarcasim.
Seatae: Yep.
Director: We're on in three...two.
0015: -Whacks Director with Kikaider- I'M DIRECTING THIS FREAK SHOW! -Pauses- We're on in three...two...one.
X: Can I be the doctor? -Gets out scissors-
Seatae: -Hysterical- No! No no no no no! I'm not! I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not! -Starts running around the room hysterically-
0015: Seatae, it...was...only...a...joke.
Seatae: Only a JOKE? ONLY A JOKE? I'M PREGNANT NOW FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
0015: You're not REALLY pregnant, this is just a lunacy fanfic, remember? I just dragged you into it for my own personal amusement.
Seatae: -No longer hysterical- Oh. I get it now.
Miroku: So, really, where am I?
0015: The question is, WHERE ARE YOU GONNA BE ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU! -Throws him down a manhole-
Seatae: Go to Hell, perv!
0015: He did go to Hell, can't you read the sign? 'MANHOLE TO HELL ESPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR PERVERTED MONKS'
My Grams: Shouldn't it be, 'SPECIALLY'
0015: Well I have bad grammar. Wait...okay, I need a genius in here.
-Chris walks in-
Chris: Somebody call?
0015: I said GENIUS not GENIUS PERVERT FREAK!
Chris: For the last time, I am NOT A PERVERT!
My Grams: Oh, sure, you didn't try to feel up your Science teacher, just a mistake.
Chris: WHAT! She's like...50 or something.
My Grams: Well I'm 73!
0015: Chris, get out. This is my TV show/weird story thingie.
Chris: Fine, be that way. -Leaves-
0015: Now where did my perverted older brother get to?
009: Present!
X: Where? X wants a present!
0015: He meant present as in, 'here'
X: Oh, okay! -Eats lollipop-
Kikaider: Where am I again?
0015: Right here sweetie. -Hugs Kikaider-
Kikaider: I feel loved. .
004: Ugh, love mush.
0015: -Whacks 004 over the head with giant telephone and continues hugging Kikaider-
Seatae: -Fully recovered- Where the hell'd you get a giant telephone?
0015: You can find absolutely anything at a flee market.
Seatae: Except useful stuff.
0015: Well...yeah...it's kinda one-time-use only stuff.
003: -Bad mood- Like those crappy Kodak disposable cameras.
0015: Exactly. GO FUJI!
My Grams: Alright, kiddies, bedtime!
009: But we don't want to go to bed!
Kikaider: Yeah! Boooooring!
0015: Shut up! You're giving me a headache.
Seatae: And I deserve some sleep, being pregnant and not pregnant all in the same day is tiring.
0015: ;;;
- This chapter total suckage. -