Disclaimer: I own nothing not even a computer! I snuck into a house so I could use theirs. I am very happy because it is summer but the fact that I live under a bush in 90 degrees is very unpleasant. So don't laugh because the chipmunks ate my only seeds for the rest of the year. SO THERE!
The Last Stand
Part 2Characters:
Luke
Zelda
Soldier 1
Soldier 2
Sage of Wind
Sage of Water
Sage of Earth
Comedy Relief
Tri
Maker
Audience
Narrator (if that makes you feel worse)
This means the characters have a major role
Scene 7: Soldiers take break to go to bed
Soldier 1: This is so unfair!
S2:Why?
Soldier 1: We sleep in cots while Luke sleeps in a Master bed
S2: He deserves it!
Soldier 1: And I don't?
S2: Well, ya you don't.
Soldier 1: But I'm 50 yrs old and he's 15!
S2: Wow, you're that old, you are practically too old.
Soldier 1: SHUTUP!
S2: (silence)
Soldier 1: I can still climb up mountains.
S2: (whispers) And he can climb down em' to.
Soldier 1: I heard that!
Scene 8: Luke's new puppy
Luke: Well, Zelda I'm back and I got a new puppy. I named him LinktriforceLuke. But Tri for short.
Zelda: Okay…
Luke: Aren't you so cute?
Tri: Ruff!
Luke: (dog just urinates on leg) Boohoo!
Zelda: The sweet synergy of dog service!
Scene 9: The Sages pointing out how things always go wrong
Sage of Wind: I hate Life
Sage of Water: What she said.
Sage of Earth: Have a nice time and oh by the way my hand is on fire. Ack!
Scene 10: Comedy Relief 2
Comedy Relief: Hi, I am under custodian guard!
Zelda: You are under arrest!
Comedy Relief: I am an IDIOT!
Zelda: Moron and deliberate goof!
Comedy Relief: Well, Zelda if you have a problem with my lines than contact the maker of this.
Zelda: Ya, I could but after the fact that YOU only live twice.
Comedy Relief: (fake stabs self) I lost my custodian, its time to die.
Audience: (Cheering)
Scene 11: Narrator
Narrator:(in Happy hotel) I hate my job! I hate it! I hate it!
Maker: The End