Okay, now that I have waited forever and confused you all… -.-" YES, I am FINALLY beginning to type this up! I, uh… don't have much to say… which is weird… ah well…
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Yumi flinched visibly. "You brought a she-male in parachute pants to visit…?
Sesshoumaru (AKA Fluffy-sama): I'm just making a random guest appearance here to kill time, annoy the Hell out of most of you, show that I'm so much more awesome than most of you others, make bad puns, and generally act like one of those annoying co-star people that is always gone by the next chapter. And check out my EVIL GLARE! (Evilly and darkly glares at everybody)
Chou: GAAAAAA! EYESHADOW!
Fluffy-sama: …
Usui: EyE ShAdOw…! HoW dArE yOu TaUnT mE sO!
Sojiro: Whoa… what's with the weird font…?
Fluffy-sama: Never mind that! It's just another of Crispy's attempts to be random!
Jaken: Ahoy, there, ye bilge rats! I'm Jaken, and I look like a cross a'tween Beshimi an' Saizuchi! I've-a got the temp'rement of Houji, an' I love talkin' like a pirate!
Yumi: sigh… Crispy-san… How far is too far…?
Shishio: Sorry, I was… uh… predisposed. (pauses to wipe pie frosting off side of head)
Yumi: Shishio-sama… not even gonna go there…
Shishio: What the Hell is THAT supposed to mean…!
Chou: SOMEbody doesn't like being hit in the face with baked goods.
Sojiro: Baked goods! WHERE?
Crispy: Oro… -.-"
Kamatari: He's a she-male… but he's good-looking, though… but not as good looking as you, Shishio-chan!
Yumi: Ugggh. (mumbling) Kamatari, you would have something against she-males…
Fluffy-sama: I have no need for allies. Especially cross-dressers, burnt up crispadoras, slutmonkeys, smiling people, (I am thoroughly convinced that smiling destroys your soul… just like cameras and trains… 0.0) Broomheads, hysterical dwarfs, (Quoting Sora-san (Sora Miyara) on that… gomen ne.) People taller than me, (grrr…) Batman impersonators, Hippie monks, blind chefs, or guys named Houji. Everyone else… step forward.
Iwanbo giggled stupidly and bounced up beside Fluffy-sama. The word "Bounced" is meant literally… -.-" The rest of the Juppongatana pretended to be disappointed, while inside they were cheering—the 800-pound bowling ball with an IQ of 4 was finally gonna be gone!
Shishio's Mind: Hehehe… Now I don't need CPR…
Kamatari's Mind: YES! No more people hogging the Ovaltine in the morning! Yayness.
Yumi's Mind: Finally, I don't have to be crushed against the wall every time I pass him in the hallway…
Sojiro's Mind: Mmmmmmmmm…… Pastries…..
Usui's…uhmn…whatever he has LEFT of a mind: Now I never have to see his ugly mug ever again…! Muahahahahahahaha…
Chou's Mind: At last, he's out of my Hair of Insane Broom…
Other Juppongatana whom Crispy is too lazy to describe: Iwanbo is a loser. Almost as big of a loser as Houji. (NOTE: Even HOUJI said that… 0.o Stupid Bagel-man…)
(Suddenly, Rin-chan appears. There is major 'AWWWWWW'-ing from most of the Juppongatana, with the obvious exceptions of Usui (no duh!) and Houji. (Giving himself a pedicure…o.0))
Yumi: Awww, she looks so sweet and innocent…
Okita Soshi: (randomly appears) Gotta love the ponytail! n.n
Sojiro: HEY! It's the guy that looks suspiciously like me! Okita Soji of the Shinsengumi! (A/N: Crispy is a huge Shinsengumi fan… and Soshi/Soji is my favorite… n.n prob'ly 'cause he looks almost exactly like Sojiro... figures, Sojiro is so cute and squishable! )
Usui: Heeeeeey, Soshi-kun! Long time, no see! Ohohohohoho!
Crispy: Oyveh… -.-" But still, Soji-kun, did you invite the other Shinsengumi? Or is it just you...?
Sojiro/Soji: Huh…? (Oro?)
Soji: Well, Saito-kun is here, but he only came because Tokio-san made him…
Saito: Well, let's see which authoress is mocking me today… GASP! CRISPY! Kami preserve us!(rolls into a fetal position and rocks back and forth sobbing and gasping uncontrollably)
Sojiro: Well, uhhh… OK…
Crispy: HEY! It's Kenshin! At… Usui's Birthday Party…?
Kenshin: Oh, crap, it's CRISPY, de gozaru de! (starts running for his life)
(sappy movie music plays loudly)
Crispy: Am I really that bad…? (sob)
Shishio: It's okay, Crispy… I believe in you…
Crispy: …Really?
Shishio: NO. After the whole tapioca incident…! Not on my designer bandages!
Soshi: Designer… bandages…?
Shishio: Yep! And they're maple-scented! Ah… the scent of pancakes… back before Usui joined, and I was head chef… Ah, the smell of things nearly so burnt as my own skin… the sweet, sweet memories…
Yumi: I seem to remember eating blackened pancakes and burnt Rib-B-Que on a daily basis.
Sojiro: (smug laugh) And you never got coffee… FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kamatari: Wow, my first line in a LONG time! I'm actually pretty impressed that he can cackle maniacally without losing the smile…
Soshi: It's a bishy secret!
Houji: Like Victoria's Secret…?
Soshi: Um… NO.
Houji: I wanna be a bishy!
Crispy: Urgh. You've got one hope. Reincarnation.
Fluffy-sama: I can fix that. (kills Houji)
Juppongatana: YAAAAAAAAYYYY!
(Fluffy brings Houji back to life with the Tenseiga)
Juppongatana: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Crispy: I can't believe you let us get our hopes up like that… Hey, Soji-kun!
Sojiro/Soshi: Oro?
Crispy: No, not you, Soji-kun… So—Oro, I'm confused…
Sojiro/Soshi: So am I… er, so are we…
Soji: Well, the least you could do is stop copying me!
Soji: I'm not! Just shut up, you… you… GIRLY MAN!
Kamatari/Houji: Oro?
Soji: Who are you calling girly…! You have a FRIGGIN PONYTAIL!
Soji: At least I have a male voice actor!
Soji: You have a voice actor…? Are you some dude in a Halloween costume, or something…! O.O
Soji: Smiley!
Soji: Weirdo!
Soji: Blue!
Soji: Uh… same to you…!
Soji: Loser!
Soji: Geek!
Soji: Freak!
Soji: Psycho!
Soji: Tranny!
Soji: Homo!
Soji: Geezer!
Soji: Dog-breath!
Soji: Crapface!
Soji: umm… Football player!
Soji: GASP! YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
Crispy: O.O Does that make ANY sense…!
Shishio: Auggh, my brain hurts… who's who, again…?
Yumi: I dunno… they're both Soji, that's what I know…
Kamatari: What would YOU know, anyways…!
Soji: I'm the real Sojiro, I'm way more awesome than that Fat-head…
Soji: YOU FAG! I'm the REAL Sojiro!
Soji: You are not!
Soji: Are.
Soji: Aren't.
Soji: Are.
Soji: Aren't.
Soji: Are.
Soji: Aren't.
Crispy: Oro… how will we ever know… besides by the obvious hair and outfit differences… (heavy sigh) I thought it might come to this… the BAKED GOODS TASTE TEST.
Soji: What?
Crispy: The BAKED GOODS TASTE TEST.
Soji: What?
Crispy: (evil glare) I'll go get the pastries… whoever can't resist as long as the other… mufufufufufu…
Soji: meep.
Soji: (cough cough choke etc.)
Usui: Him! That has to be Okita-kun! He tuberculizes everything in the immediate vicinity! (everyone backs away visibly, (except obviously for Usui))
Soji: Well, that's settled! OOOOOOOOOOH, Pastries! (runs and grabs pastries from Crispy)
Crispy: NO! SOJI-CHAN! THOSE WERE FOR THE PASTRY TEST! NOOOOOO! Now I'll never know…!
Fluffy-sama: As the real Sojiro's present, the seeing eye dog… demon… fluffy… dude… I believe it is my duty to—
Shishio: STOP! I don't think we should tell her.
Crispy: NOOOOO! I MUST KNOOOOoooooooOOOOOWWWWWW!
Shishio: Whoa. Emotional.
Soji: Not like me! FWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Crispy: If I don't know… I'll have to become a stalker… Somehow, I'll find out… from deep within the deepest recesses of your mind… THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Soshi: Is she… always this insane…? (Hey, she put my name as Soshi again! wOOt!)
Sojiro: Crispy is only this insane on the outside… on the inside, she has got to be the single most… ruthlessly psychotic fangirl I have ever encountered…! She's quite insane.
Soshi: Ah. Well, see ya later, Soji-kun—I gotta go to Kyoto… Some kinda Ikeda-ya memorial service, or something like that… (pauses to kick Saito's frozen carcass until he regains life)
Saito: OW! GEEZ! A guy can't hide from insanity in peace, these days!
Usui: Most people around here are insane… take Houji, here, for instance…
Houji: USUI! I will not tolerate you insulting me behind my back!
Usui: Well, turn around, then! Now, anyways, Saito, my good chap—
(Saito runs off screaming that everybody is going insane…)
Shishio: Mightn't that register as insanity in itself?
Sojiro: MIGHTN'T?
Shishio: …
Crispy: First Usui… but now Shishio is going all Victorian on me…!
Shishio: The Victorian Era…? Oro…?
Yumi: Shishio-sama… you said 'Oro' again…
Shishio: WHAT…! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(Runs out of the room. Sounds of head-banging against a wall are heard distinctly)
(Mass sweatdrop)
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Hey, guess what…? I saw 'Samurai X' a while ago, and, to quote my friend Beth's description of it: "Wasn't it so intensely cool and stuff…?" 'Samurai X' is awesome, see it if you haven't already! It's my new goal to buy the boxed set… drooooool… Huh, that's odd… I drooled at something that wasn't a picture of Sojiro… 0.o I also now own all the English graphic novels up through volume 12, except volume 1… So I have 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12. A lot of fun stuffs, to be sure! n.n Well, gotta go. See ya guys whenever…
Crispy