These are song parodies, I've decided instead of uploading them all seperatly, that I would just upload them all as one fic.
This first parody is called "I will survive", it's in Harry's Point of Veiw, has some mild language, and a Half-Blood Prince Spoiler.
Disclaimer : I own not the song nor the characters, I own the parody. I am making no money, rest assured.
I will Survive, sung to the tune of "I will survive" by Gloria Gaynor
I will survive
At first I was afraid when my friends were petrified
kept thinking I couldn't fight him without them by my side
but then I remembered how in first year I got the flyingkey
I did it, me!
Even though I had to pee..
And so he's back
from the grave
I may be just still a kid but I know I'll be brave
He should have stayed in secret
But he came into the light
Now with Ron and Hermione on my team the Order's ready to fight
Come on
Come face me
Stop hiding behind your death eaters like some kind of baby
You're the one who tried to kill me after my mum died
Did you think I'd crumble
That I was ready to say goodbye
Oh no not I
I will survive
As long as I can love then I can stay alive
I've got everything against me, and all the odds are thorny, but I will survive, Hey hey
I took all your strenght and your powers
And as I faced your army most of them cowered
I spent so many nights trying to close my mind
I was mad
Now I'm ready and rad
So face me
Face me now
I'm not going to back down, no "way" "shape" or "how"
You felt like taking my safty
You always Expected me to back down
Well now that Dumbledore's gone I'll make sure you fucking drown
Come on
Come face me
Stop hiding behind your death eaters like some kind of baby
You're the one who tried to kill me after my mum died
Did you think I'd crumble
That I was ready to say goodbye
Oh no not I
I will survive
As long as I can love then I can stay alive
I've got everything against me, and all the odds are thorny,
but I will survive, Hey hey