The Last Stand

Part 3

Characters:

Luke

Zelda

Comedy Relief

Tri

Soldier 1 (X)

Soldier 2 (X)

Lea

Narrator

Narrator SD

Maker

(X) means low chance of retuning

Scene 12: The Coming Home

Luke: Now for our long journey home.

Zelda: What about the Ballad of Gales?

Luke: Ah, yes never mind.

Zelda: Short Trip!

(warps to Hylian Castle)

Scene 13: Hylia

Soldier 1: Thanks for relieving me of my duty sir.

Soldier 2: Thanks!

(Soldier ½ walks off stage to soon know they are kicked off the play)

Luke: Gone like the wind, see you next fall! Hahahahaahahaha!

(Drums ti ti ta)

Zelda: Please no more lame puns!

Luke: Sorry

(Girl walks forward)

Comedy Relief: (faints)

Lea: Luke, you really got to get a new Comedy Relief

Luke: Guess so…

(Luke and Lea hug)

Lea: So how's my brother coping with his dad's death?

Luke: It's been a year!

Lea: Oops, lost track of time.

Zelda: Let's go inside.

Comedy Relief: Si.

Lea: He speaks Spanish?

Luke: Afraid so.

Scene 14: Temple of Hylia

Narrator stunt-double: Question, Why does the Narrator need a stunt double?

Maker: Because, our lat one went Looney!

Narrator: Hey!

Narrator Stunt-double: So as the awful Comedy Relief got up…

Comedy Relief: I resemble that remark.

Narrator SD: he soon fainted again…

Comedy Relief: (faints abnormally; Actor: hit yourself w/ a tennis racket, etc.)

Narrator SD: and Lea showed the hero's (or not) a feast.

Disclaimer at the end: You homies are so whack. I don't own a SALON. So beat it.

By the way suddenly I became possessed w/ Ruroni Kenshin. No, I don't own him either my little chipmunk friends. Well got to go to see the squirrels rule the earth.