Hello, from a request of a friend I'm doing this hopefully funny fic.

Selena: OMFG, LORD HELP US!

Shut up, here's the fic.(you guys might recognize it)

"All rise for the honorable judge Judy." A bailiff said.

The judge came walking in and then sat down in her cool black leather chair; after she sat the bailiff spoke to her "This is case number fifty-five, Riku vs. Ansem. Everyone please be seated."

The judge said, "Alright, let me get this straight, you're suing this man because he possessed you, and forced you to do horrible deeds, you want fifty thousand for your pain and suffering, and mental anguish. You also claim he tried to molest you while he possessed you, do you have any proof this claim?"

"Yes, ma'am, I have proof of this claim, pictures and a witness." Riku said hesitantly.

"May I see the pictures?" The judge said

"Yes, here you are." He said as he handed them over to the bailiff.

The bailiff handed them to Judge Judy, and she started looking at the pictures, "These pictures, I can see aren't enough evidence. Who is this witness of yours?"

The witness, who happened to be Sora, walked up next to Riku and he said, "I didn't see it fully, but when I got to the key hole of Hollow Bastion I heard weird noises and I have it recorded right here."

Sora then rolled the tape and the court room heard Ansem's voice speaking, "Oh, man this body is awesome!" Ansem then tried to stop the tape, but Judge Judy shushed him and said, "You'll get your turn." The tape continued, "I can play with his manly parts anytime I want to! Oh... But I got to take care of that Keyblade brat first..." The cassette tape ended after that.

"EW! GROSS! SICKO! OUR POOR RIKU-SAMA!" A bunch of fangirls screeched in the background.

"Quiet in the courtroom!" The bailiff said calmly.

"Ok, NOW it's yourturn now, Ansem."

He cleared his throat and then began, "I did not do anything with his body. I only possessed him to take over the world in total darkness."

"I'll tell you something," Judge Judy said seriously, "I don't believe you, and you already admitted that you possessed him.

"Riku, please explain why you want compensation of pain and suffering?" Judge Judy nodded to Riku.

"All right. Since he took control of me, he was using my body to fight my witness, and continued to lose against him and the suffering is that I had to fight my friends and lost them." Riku lost his composure and started crying.

"This is one of the weirdest cases I've ever done." Judge Judy said, talking to the bailiff. "I thought that this had to be tried in a different jurisdiction."

"I don't know ether, but I hope we finish this soon. Please, this case is really disturbing me." The bailiff said with a hint of sadness.

"Those pictures you gave had substantial proof." As she was speaking she held up the pictures, one was Riku possessed and the others were damages done to the body. "My verdict is with the Plaintiff for fifty thousand Munny. You should get that at the end of this week and I suggest you get a restraining order on this guy."

"But Judge Judy, I haven't finished my piece yet." Ansem said desperately.

"You already admitted to possessing Riku and I do believe the tape and what this boy said, so I suggest you don't give me any lip." And so, she left to her chamber.

They left to the outside of the courtroom where they were interviewed and Riku was saying how great she was to see though Ansem's lies. Ansem was saying how unfair she was and that he was straight and not like Michael Jackson.

If you like this, please REVIEW! And if you want me to do a case with some of your favorite characters please send me your idea and I will get to them as fast as I can. This is a one shot unless a lot of people like it. (I don't know why anyone would...).